Zendo Questions III

StrangerCoug · Post Post #775 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:43 am

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice?

Farren · Post Post #776 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:19 am

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #777 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:49 am

On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there?

Farren · Post Post #778 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:57 am

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #779 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:08 am

Your computer, on ice! See live only at your local ice rink and tech store combination!

StrangerCoug · Post Post #780 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:25 am

On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there?

Farren · Post Post #781 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:29 am

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #782 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:36 am

On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there?

Farren · Post Post #783 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:40 am

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #784 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:05 am

Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?

Farren · Post Post #785 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:07 am

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #786 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:35 am

Spoiler: The yeses so far

Spoiler: The nos so far

StrangerCoug · Post Post #787 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:37 am

I wonder if he's looking at a specific word position for something. Hmm...

StrangerCoug · Post Post #788 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:41 am

Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire?

Farren · Post Post #789 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:09 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #790 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:18 pm

(Answer my questions with flavor, oracle!)

Will StrangerCoug solve the more immediate problem of his computer on an oil fire?

Farren · Post Post #791 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:27 pm

Jake The Wolfie wrote:(Answer my questions with flavor, oracle!)

Only questions asked by Petitioners shall be answered by the Oracle. Your status as a Petitioner will be restored once the Petitioners have succeeded ... or failed.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #792 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:31 pm

I petition to become a petitioner on the ground that my edit was both minor and would not have caused any disruption

StrangerCoug · Post Post #793 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:01 pm

On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there?

Farren · Post Post #794 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:09 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #795 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:15 pm

On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #796 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:16 pm

(I think it has something to do with the second word, by the way.)

Farren · Post Post #797 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:21 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #798 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:23 pm

On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there?

Farren · Post Post #799 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:29 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

Provided as a hint after #50:
On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)