Zendo Questions III

Farren · Post Post #950 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 6:58 am

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #951 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 12:53 pm

Are we there yet, Oracle?

RH9 · Post Post #952 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 12:59 pm

Are they here now?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #953 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:29 pm

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)

Farren · Post Post #954 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:31 pm

Were they content with their lives?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #955 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:42 pm

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #956 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:49 pm

Are you eating an apple?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #957 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 2:53 pm

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
C H R O N C H

(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #958 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 3:50 pm

So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?

(The question should start from the word "so", not the word "or".)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #959 (ISO) » Fri Aug 05, 2022 4:00 pm

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
C H R O N C H

(Yes)
So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?
My method of transferring information is strange, but not ambiguous.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #960 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:36 am

Spoiler: The yeses so far

Spoiler: The nos so far

StrangerCoug · Post Post #961 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:55 am

And again I forget to delete the flavor xD

RH9 · Post Post #962 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:35 pm

Will we be discontent with our lives?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #963 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 3:39 pm

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
C H R O N C H

(Yes)
So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?
My method of transferring information is strange, but not ambiguous.
(Yes)
Will we be discontent with our lives?
Your regrets are plentiful, but your success is everlasting.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #964 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 4:18 pm

Is now the winter of our discontent?

Farren · Post Post #965 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 4:43 pm

RH9 · Post Post #966 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:13 pm

Will they be discontent with their lives?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #967 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 6:48 pm

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
C H R O N C H

(Yes)
So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?
My method of transferring information is strange, but not ambiguous.
(Yes)
Will we be discontent with our lives?
Your regrets are plentiful, but your success is everlasting.
(No)
Is now the winter of our discontent?
For now, it is a seemingly endless summer.
(No)
Yes?
(No)
Will they be discontent with their lives?
They are young, and will grow up in more desirable conditions than you ever will.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #968 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 8:58 pm

Ever go away, will the darkness?

RH9 · Post Post #969 (ISO) » Sat Aug 06, 2022 9:05 pm

Will we never ever be more discontent with our lives than them?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #970 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2022 4:19 am

Care to explain why my computer has a virus?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #971 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2022 10:36 am

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
C H R O N C H

(Yes)
So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?
My method of transferring information is strange, but not ambiguous.
(Yes)
Will we be discontent with our lives?
Your regrets are plentiful, but your success is everlasting.
(No)
Is now the winter of our discontent?
For now, it is a seemingly endless summer.
(No)
Yes?
(No)
Will they be discontent with their lives?
They are young, and will grow up in more desirable conditions than you ever will.
(No)
Ever go away, will the darkness?
Out of matches, your matchbook is.
(No)
Will we never ever be more discontent with our lives than them?
Their life is of the upper class variety, yours is lower.
(No)
Care to explain why my computer has a virus?
Well, you made it yourself, you didn't take the proper precautions, and here we are.
(Yes)

Farren · Post Post #972 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:30 am

Away will the darkness ever go?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #973 (ISO) » Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:55 am

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
C H R O N C H

(Yes)
So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?
My method of transferring information is strange, but not ambiguous.
(Yes)
Will we be discontent with our lives?
Your regrets are plentiful, but your success is everlasting.
(No)
Is now the winter of our discontent?
For now, it is a seemingly endless summer.
(No)
Yes?
(No)
Will they be discontent with their lives?
They are young, and will grow up in more desirable conditions than you ever will.
(No)
Ever go away, will the darkness?
Out of matches, your matchbook is.
(No)
Will we never ever be more discontent with our lives than them?
Their life is of the upper class variety, yours is lower.
(No)
Care to explain why my computer has a virus?
Well, you made it yourself, you didn't take the proper precautions, and here we are.
(Yes)
Away will the darkness ever go?
Tunnel's light at the end, your sight can comprehend.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #974 (ISO) » Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:24 am

Will I be rich?