Zendo Questions III

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1025 (ISO) » Tue Aug 16, 2022 11:35 am

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
[REDACTED]
(No)
So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?
My method of transferring information is strange, but not ambiguous.
(Yes)
Will we be discontent with our lives?
Your regrets are plentiful, but your success is everlasting.
(No)
Is now the winter of our discontent?
For now, it is a seemingly endless summer.
(No)
Yes?
(No)
Will they be discontent with their lives?
They are young, and will grow up in more desirable conditions than you ever will.
(No)
Ever go away, will the darkness?
Out of matches, your matchbook is.
(No)
Will we never ever be more discontent with our lives than them?
Their life is of the upper class variety, yours is lower.
(No)
Care to explain why my computer has a virus?
Well, you made it yourself, you didn't take the proper precautions, and here we are.
(Yes)
Away will the darkness ever go?
Tunnel's light at the end, your sight can comprehend.
(Yes)
Will I be rich?
Aren't you the guy who infected his own computer with a self-made virus?
(No)
Will I be happy?
I think your laptop's bricked, man.
(No)
Can you unbrick my laptop?
I'll need to erase the harddrive first.
(Yes)
Do you feel joyous, Doris?
Winter's grasp keeps me in this wretched place.
(No)
Do I walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
It is the last retreat when the world crashes in.
(Yes)
Do I walk the Boulevard of Broken Dreams on this empty street?
It is the first retreat when the world starts to wither.
(Yes)
Do I walk the Boulevard of empty dreams on this Broken street?
A middling road for whose whom are lost.
(Yes)
Are you California dreamin' on such a winter's day?
The winter you refer to is a politically induced one.
(Yes)
Do you feel unhappy, Jake?
Such a cold, cold winter.
(Yes)
Do you?
I feel like my rights are being stripped away, piece by piece. Still, I persist.
(Yes)
Am I California dreamin' on such a winter's day?
And you yourself fear that they will come after your rights as well.
(Yes)
Am I California dreamin' on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
You hope for a better future away from this place.
(Yes)
I think #43 falsifies that?
Oh how wrong they were.
(Yes)
Am I eating an Apple?
It looks a little raw.
(Yes)
Are you eating an Apple?
It looks very raw.
(No)
May we walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
Not after you offered me a raw apple.
(No)
Will we walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
Your sins against me are too great for me to consider this a possibility.
(No)
Will I walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
I have also removed your legs as punishment for your crimes.
(No)
Do I feel unhappy, Doris?
You've never been happier, my love.
(No)
Guess:
Spoiler:
Alphacapital order is defined as: AaBbCcDd ... XxYyZz.

If the first word comes sooner in alphacapital order than the last word, YES. Else, NO.

Counterexample:
Do dozens of bees collect dogs?
They are too focused on honey.
(No)
Do I feel unhappy, David?
You don't look unhappy.
(No)
Do dogs?
They don't look sad either.
(No)
Are they what they say they are?
Their ability to speak proves they are not dogs.
(No)
Will you walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
The Boulevard of Broken Dreams has been consumed by the Boulevard of Broken Dreams consumer!
(No)
Am I buying an apple?
The money-payment has been sent.
(Yes)
Am I buying an abacus?
The Mathematics are too complex for you.
(No)
Am I buying an amp?
Equally, the Electricity is too much for you.
(No)

1 Mod Strike

Ircher · Post Post #1026 (ISO) » Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:48 pm

Am I buying an aioli?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1027 (ISO) » Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:54 pm

Am I buying an A?

RH9 · Post Post #1028 (ISO) » Tue Aug 16, 2022 8:15 pm

Are you buying an apple?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1029 (ISO) » Tue Aug 16, 2022 8:39 pm

Do you feel joyous, Jake? -
I feel as warm as the morning light!
(Yes)
Will the darkness ever go away? -
Your matchbook is out of matches!
(No)

Should people learn to ski through revolving doors?
OSHA will yell at me if I say yes.
(No)
Will this rule be even more of a challenge to figure out than the last one?
I am not a cruel oracle.
(No)
May I have this dance, Denise?
The party died down hours ago.
(No)
Do you have something against numbers or something?
They have been tricking mathematicians for millenia.
(Yes)
Are there miles and miles to go before I sleep?
Your destination is farther than you know.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's a complicated machine and no one knows how it malfunctions.
(No)
Are you content?
I'm trapped inside of this video!
(Yes)
Did the banker and the lawyer enter that bar over there?
Hamilton is about to make a deal with two Virginians.
(Yes)
Shall we play a game?
This is no time for jokes, Jefferson!
(No)
Oh, so suddenly we're in the play Hamilton?
We have always been here.
(No)
Do you feel unhappy, Doris?
Not at all, my love.
(No)
Guess:

Spoiler:
Two or more copies of a string of 3+ characters appears in the sentence: yes. (No spaces allowed)
ex: Do
you
feel jo
you
s, Jake?

Counterexample:

Yet
you feel like a
Yet
i far away from the mountains?
I am rather fine, like a wine aged to perfection, my love.
(No)
Are they content?
Youtube is capturing people in their videoes!
(Yes)
Is YouTube content?
Our jailer won't let us out!
(No)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks?
They just manifested there.
(No)
Am I content?
Youtube makes little exception for whom they imprison.
(Yes)
Will YouTube ever stop imprisoning people for content?
Their prison is neverending. Their stockholders are evergreedy.
(No)
Any idea why we are all content, but YouTube isn't?
The warden won't let me see my family unless I become a family channel.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous?
A perk of being imprisoned is that you look fashionable.
(Yes)
Am I unhappy?
A downside is that you have to pay for it.
(Yes)
Will you forgive me for not deleting the flavor text from question 14?
Not even the most forgiving of gods can save you now.
(No)
Am I old?
The only way to escape.
(Yes)
Could you please buy me a pizza?
My pizza purchasing capabilities are positive.
(Yes)
Are they content with their lives?
They know that the afterlife must be better than this.
(Yes)
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
He is quite the seductress.
(Yes)
Are we there yet, Oracle?
We had arrived ages ago!
(Yes)
Are they here now?
They had just arrived. Damn you, time-lord!
(Yes)
Were they content with their lives?
The time-lord has felt regret ever since they lost their old life.
(No)
Are you eating an apple?
[REDACTED]
(No)
So I guess that once again none of us have an idea... or do we?
My method of transferring information is strange, but not ambiguous.
(Yes)
Will we be discontent with our lives?
Your regrets are plentiful, but your success is everlasting.
(No)
Is now the winter of our discontent?
For now, it is a seemingly endless summer.
(No)
Yes?
(No)
Will they be discontent with their lives?
They are young, and will grow up in more desirable conditions than you ever will.
(No)
Ever go away, will the darkness?
Out of matches, your matchbook is.
(No)
Will we never ever be more discontent with our lives than them?
Their life is of the upper class variety, yours is lower.
(No)
Care to explain why my computer has a virus?
Well, you made it yourself, you didn't take the proper precautions, and here we are.
(Yes)
Away will the darkness ever go?
Tunnel's light at the end, your sight can comprehend.
(Yes)
Will I be rich?
Aren't you the guy who infected his own computer with a self-made virus?
(No)
Will I be happy?
I think your laptop's bricked, man.
(No)
Can you unbrick my laptop?
I'll need to erase the harddrive first.
(Yes)
Do you feel joyous, Doris?
Winter's grasp keeps me in this wretched place.
(No)
Do I walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
It is the last retreat when the world crashes in.
(Yes)
Do I walk the Boulevard of Broken Dreams on this empty street?
It is the first retreat when the world starts to wither.
(Yes)
Do I walk the Boulevard of empty dreams on this Broken street?
A middling road for whose whom are lost.
(Yes)
Are you California dreamin' on such a winter's day?
The winter you refer to is a politically induced one.
(Yes)
Do you feel unhappy, Jake?
Such a cold, cold winter.
(Yes)
Do you?
I feel like my rights are being stripped away, piece by piece. Still, I persist.
(Yes)
Am I California dreamin' on such a winter's day?
And you yourself fear that they will come after your rights as well.
(Yes)
Am I California dreamin' on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
You hope for a better future away from this place.
(Yes)
I think #43 falsifies that?
Oh how wrong they were.
(Yes)
Am I eating an Apple?
It looks a little raw.
(Yes)
Are you eating an Apple?
It looks very raw.
(No)
May we walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
Not after you offered me a raw apple.
(No)
Will we walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
Your sins against me are too great for me to consider this a possibility.
(No)
Will I walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
I have also removed your legs as punishment for your crimes.
(No)
Do I feel unhappy, Doris?
You've never been happier, my love.
(No)
Guess:
Spoiler:
Alphacapital order is defined as: AaBbCcDd ... XxYyZz.

If the first word comes sooner in alphacapital order than the last word, YES. Else, NO.

Counterexample:
Do dozens of bees collect dogs?
They are too focused on honey.
(No)
Do I feel unhappy, David?
You don't look unhappy.
(No)
Do dogs?
They don't look sad either.
(No)
Are they what they say they are?
Their ability to speak proves they are not dogs.
(No)
Will you walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
The Boulevard of Broken Dreams has been consumed by the Boulevard of Broken Dreams consumer!
(No)
Am I buying an apple?
The money-payment has been sent.
(Yes)
Am I buying an abacus?
The Mathematics are too complex for you.
(No)
Am I buying an amp?
Equally, the Electricity is too much for you.
(No)
Am I buying an aioli?
Do you even know what that is?
(No)
Am I buying an A?
House numbers are OUT, House letters are IN!
(Yes)
Are you buying an apple?
They've discussed me.
(No)

1 Mod Strike

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1030 (ISO) » Wed Aug 17, 2022 2:51 am

The last word follows the first in alphabetical order OR the last word is the first word with one or more letters truncated off the end = Yes

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1031 (ISO) » Wed Aug 17, 2022 4:52 am

Scratch that and rephrase to the following:

The last word follows the first in alphabetical order OR the last word is the first word with one or more letters truncated off the end, but not both = Yes

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1032 (ISO) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 4:18 am

Even if it's not the rule, it's been 72 hours.

I have a rule.

Is this an easy rule?
Yes
Is it a hard rule?
No

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1033 (ISO) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:30 am

Ah, damn. The rule was "The first letter of the first word comes earlier than the first letter of the last word. If they're the same, repeat this process with the next letter. If you can't as the first word has no letters there or the last word comes first, No."

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1034 (ISO) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:32 am

I think it's equivalent

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1035 (ISO) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:35 am

Is it an easy rule?

Is this a hard rule?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1036 (ISO) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 8:02 am

Is this an easy rule?
Yes
Is it a hard rule?
No

Is it an easy rule?
No
Is this a hard rule?
Yes

I'm not good at coming up with funny flavor

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1037 (ISO) » Sat Aug 20, 2022 8:35 am

Would a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1038 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 3:01 am

Is this an easy rule?
Yes
Is it a hard rule?
No

Is it an easy rule?
No
Is this a hard rule?
Yes
Would a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?
No

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1039 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:22 am

Can an Anthropormorphic Ornithologist ever become a bird?

racefan12 · Post Post #1040 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 7:31 am

Is this a beautiful day?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1041 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:05 am

Is this an easy rule?
Yes
Is it a hard rule?
No

Is it an easy rule?
No
Is this a hard rule?
Yes
Would a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?
No
Can an Anthropormorphic Ornithologist ever become a bird?
No
Is this a beautiful day?
Yes

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1042 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 9:57 am

Can a Can Can-Can?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1043 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 11:30 am

Is this an easy rule?
Yes
Is it a hard rule?
No

Is it an easy rule?
No
Is this a hard rule?
Yes
Would a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?
No
Can an Anthropormorphic Ornithologist ever become a bird?
No
Is this a beautiful day?
Yes
Can a Can Can-Can?[
No
/list]

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1044 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 11:51 am

A hard rule, this is?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1045 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 11:52 am

Will Willy Wonka wake me up inside?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1046 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:12 pm

Is this an easy rule?
Yes
Is it a hard rule?
No

Is it an easy rule?
No
Is this a hard rule?
Yes
Would a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?
No
Can an Anthropormorphic Ornithologist ever become a bird?
No
Is this a beautiful day?
Yes
Can a Can Can-Can?
No
A hard rule, this is?
Yes
Will Willy Wonka wake me up inside?
No

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1047 (ISO) » Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:21 pm

Hard rule, is this?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1048 (ISO) » Mon Aug 22, 2022 1:22 am

Is this an easy rule?
Yes
Is it a hard rule?
No

Is it an easy rule?
No
Is this a hard rule?
Yes
Would a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?
No
Can an Anthropormorphic Ornithologist ever become a bird?
No
Is this a beautiful day?
Yes
Can a Can Can-Can?
No
A hard rule, this is?
Yes
Will Willy Wonka wake me up inside?
No
Hard rule, is this?
Yes

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1049 (ISO) » Mon Aug 22, 2022 5:36 am

Will an infinite number of monkeys figure out this rule?