- Can we all learn to program in our spare time? - You can code in your sleep after just six easy weeks.(Yes)
- Isn't learning a new language hard, though? - All you need is a large enough wallet.(No)
- Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? - That's not a computer; it's an abacus with attitude.(No)
- Does my cat like me? - It likes your food; it tolerates you.(No)
- Should I throw Alan Turing into a lake? - First, you must bring him back to life.(Yes)
- Should I learn Chinese? - We've moved on from that market already.(No)
- Can I learn Chinese? - It's Greek to you, I'm afraid.(No)
- Will Ircher ever find more Theorems of the Week? - Not until you bring Alan Turing back to life.(No)
- Doesn't Ircher know Greek? - This is what I get for attempting a colloquialism.(Yes)
- If Ircher Knows Greek, then surely he should be able to work Chinese out fairly easily, yeah? - Curse your logic! Curse it, I say!(Yes)
- Will noone look? - Noone is always watching.(Yes)
- Should I help Jake the Wolfie revive Alan Turing? - Your skills at uncremation will be needed.(Yes)
- Will all seek happiness? - Some cannot be happy unless others are miserable.(No)
- But aren't Greek and Chinese as different as night and day? - Different alphabets, for one.(Yes)
- Will all seek all? - I do not seek the Holy Grail.(No)
- Will you have a fun Labor Day weekend? - Relaxation at its finest.(Yes)
- Will noone seek all? - Noone will not be satisfied with less than perfection.(Yes)
- Should I seek love? - Better to let it find you first.(No)
- Should I not seek love? - It's on the hunt. Be wary.(Yes)
- Will all look? - Not everyone can handle seeing what is plain to see.(No)
- Will all be loved? - Love is particular about who it hunts.(No)
- What is love? - No one word can sum it up.(No)
- Can a Can Can-Can? - Food containers have no legs, and thus cannot lift them.(No)
- Should I not seek knowledge? - Bold move to seek out Love's competition during the Hunt.(Yes)
- Isn't learning a new language hard? - Your wallet is adequately sized. Prepare to learn!(No)
- Should Jake the Wolfie learn to program? - But not that adequately sized.(No)
- Do I know how to program? - Saving space is critical; put everything on one line. No comments.(No)
- Should I fund Jake the Wolfie's education? - Do you really want to read code to the above standards?(Yes)
- Will no one look? - The eyes of the nation are upon you.(No)
- Will no one seek all? - Someone's gotta have it all.(No)
- Will nobody look? - You're in the spotlight.(No)
- Will nobody seek all? - Twelve for me, one for you, and the one for you is a loan.(No)
- Will most questions be answered with No? - Some will be answered with Negative. Some with Incorrect. Some with Wrong.(No)
- Should I not seek? - Beware, lest the hunter become the hunted.(Yes)
- Should I not work? - Labor Day can be celebrated every day.(Yes)
- Should I not love? - Please come along quietly.(Yes)
- Should I love? - It's all in the timing. (Not really.)(Yes)
- Should this rule be illegal? - Randomly switching 10% of all answers adds additional flavor.(No)
- Should I not? - Don't even think about it.(Yes)
- Should I not seek work? - The winning lottery numbers are ...{redacted}(Yes)
- Why are the winning numbers redacted? - What winning numbers?(No)
- Can I believe you've done this? - What, don't you trust me? *innocent smile*(Yes)
- Should I seek work? - Indolence and sloth are the watchwords of the day.(No)
- Should I seek? - Today is a day of mourning.(No)
- Which weapon will be the most meta-defining in Splatoon 3? - Give me a paint roller and I'm a happy man.(Yes)
- Should I see? - Perhaps a nap is the thing to do.(No)
- Should I work? - Being paid is a wonderful thing.(Yes)
- Will all seek noone? - Poor noone. Nobody wants them.(No)
- Will all seek letters? - Nobody seeks what is readily available.(No)
- Shall I work? - We don't pay you to sit around.(Yes)
- Yeah? - Nope.(No)
- Will Flingza be the best roller in Splatoon 3? - Flingza's been emphasizing corporate profits over quality work.(No)
- Will all seek no one? - That sounds paradoxical.(No)
- Why did you redact the question to judge them? - There is no redacted information, citizen.(No)
- Have we magically relocated to the Soviet Union? - Time travel is not possible.(No)
- Is teleportation possible, either? - Not in this reality. Try the one next door.(No)
- I work? - Sleeping doesn't count as work.(No)
- I sleep? - Mariachi auditions are ongoing.(No)
- Are you going to the mariachi audition? - I have to make sure Jake the Wolfie stays awake, after all.(Yes)
- If Sleep doesn't count as work, but I'm not sleeping, then were you misconstruding the truth? - The Oracle is always right. If reality and the Oracle contradict, reality is wrong.(No)
- Will noone seek letters? - Poor Noone. Living in the past, afraid and alone.(Yes)
- Following #58, does this mean The Oracle follows praxeology? - The Oracle does not study; the Oracle defines.(No)
- Are you sure we are living in reality? - Only when the Oracle demands it. Right now, fantasy is more appealing.(No)
- Will noone be no one? - Noone has already been forgotten.(Yes)
- Will no one be noone? - Someone has to do it ...(No)
- Will letters seek noone? - Someone took pity on them. The letter-writing campaign is underway.(Yes)
- Are you stabbable? - We already established that last time.(Yes)
- Will noone be? - If Noone isn't, then where are the letters going?(Yes)
- Will no one be? - Noone is, therefore someone is.(No)
- Will letters seek all? - The campaign got a little out of hand ...(Yes)
- Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? - They look like tires to me.(No)
- Should I not work seek? - That's what headhunters are for.(Yes)
- Is there double? - We offer back triple what you paid to play this game!(No)
- Will all seem speckless? - Life ain't a clean room.(No)
- Is there double trouble? - Team Rocket is on hiatus.(No)
- Is there any question worth asking? - It's easier to just answer "no" to everything.(No)
- So is asking this question a waste of my time, then? - Who needs hints, anyway?(Yes)
- Should Jake the Wolfie be arrested for trying to kill the courier? - Illegal commands are not executed and in a philosophical sense never actually happen.(No)
- Should the courier be arrested for trying to kill Jake the Wolfie? - Always shoot the messenger.(Yes)
- But wouldn't the messenger be the shooter in this case? - Words have a lot in common with bullets.(Yes)
- Should I? - Don't do it.(No)
- I should? - Answer's still the same.(No)
- Can one come up with questions that are a waste of time? - Questions reveal ignorance so that it can be dispelled. This is never a waste of time.(No)
- Is Jake the Wolfie's time being wasted? - The attempted shot at the Courier had comedic value.(No)
- Will today be the day that I sleep well? - Turn in early for maximum benefit.(Yes)
- Should I seek help? - That howling is perfectly normal. Pay it no mind.(No)
- Should I have sought help? - Trusting the narrator may lead to your demise.(Yes)
- Should nobody work? - Time for Life to take a vacation.(Yes)
- Shall nobody work? - Life never was one to take advice.(No)
- Will nobody work? - Break time's over.(No)
- Shall all look? - Stop staring. It's rude.(No)
- Shall noone look? - Noone doesn't get to stare either.(No)