Zendo Questions III

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1375 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:21 am

Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1376 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:49 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1377 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:51 am

Should I quit my day job and play poker?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1378 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 12:05 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1379 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 1:10 pm

Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1380 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 1:30 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1381 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:18 pm

OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1382 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:47 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1383 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:50 pm

Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1384 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:00 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1385 (ISO) » Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:24 pm

Will you give me a yes for this?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1386 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:07 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1387 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:09 am

Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1388 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:34 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1389 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 12:30 pm

Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1390 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:16 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)

Farren · Post Post #1391 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:25 pm

Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1392 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 2:02 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1393 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:12 pm

Have the fire extinguishers been checked?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1394 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:22 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1395 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:23 pm

Are drinks allowed at the poker table?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1396 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:28 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)

Farren · Post Post #1397 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:30 pm

Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1398 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 3:41 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1399 (ISO) » Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:28 pm

Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?