Zendo Questions III

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1400 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 1:31 am

If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1401 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 2:44 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1402 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 10:24 am

Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1403 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 10:33 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1404 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 10:53 am

Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1405 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:15 am

Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1406 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:35 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1407 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:06 pm

Is honesty the best policy?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1408 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:16 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1409 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:17 pm

Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?

Farren · Post Post #1410 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:17 pm

Having fun yet?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1411 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:25 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1412 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:26 pm

Are you sure that this isn't a prison?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1413 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:29 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #1414 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:32 pm

Are those yours?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1415 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:39 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #1416 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:45 pm

Quick break, please?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1417 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 1:12 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1418 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 1:24 pm

The table, are they, murder implements allowed?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1419 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 3:27 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1420 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 4:17 pm

Is this table an honerable place to play?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1421 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 4:31 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #1422 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 4:51 pm

Was Saskatchewan pleasant?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1423 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 5:04 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1424 (ISO) » Wed Nov 02, 2022 6:10 pm

Was Peru pleasent too?