Zendo Questions III

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1525 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 1:19 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)

Ircher · Post Post #1526 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 4:14 pm

Is yesterday today?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1527 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 4:58 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1528 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 4:59 pm

And happy scum day!

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1529 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:03 pm

Do mosquitoes play poker?
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1530 (ISO) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 12:31 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1531 (ISO) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:20 pm

I put together a list of pairs of questions that are very similar to each other but have opposing answers. Hopefully this helps a little bit.

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)

Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)

Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)

Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)

Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)

Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)

You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)

Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)

Farren · Post Post #1532 (ISO) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:40 pm

Are toes annoying?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1533 (ISO) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:49 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)

Farren · Post Post #1534 (ISO) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:51 pm

Are toes dangerous?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1535 (ISO) » Thu Nov 10, 2022 5:59 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)
Are toes dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1536 (ISO) » Fri Nov 11, 2022 8:42 am

Am I dangerous?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1537 (ISO) » Fri Nov 11, 2022 12:58 pm

Spoiler: Answers

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)
Are toes dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)
Am I dangerous?
I wouldn't say so.
(No)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1538 (ISO) » Fri Nov 11, 2022 2:46 pm

Spoiler: The yeses so far

Spoiler: The nos so far

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1539 (ISO) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 3:12 am

Is poker annoying?
Is poker dangerous?
Is blackjack annoying?
Is blackjack dangerous?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1540 (ISO) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 4:47 am

Spoiler: All answers

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)
Do robots play poker?
Not that I know of.
(No)
Are robots annoying?
They won't play poker with me...
(Yes)
Hey StrangerCoug, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
What about me?
(No)
Hey Wickedestjr, would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
I'm actually a little bit too busy right now.
(No)
Would you like to collaborate in developing a machine learning pokerbot?
Sure, I'm available now.
(Yes)
Hey Wickedestjr?
What is it? Can't really talk again right now.
(No)
Hey?
I'm sorry, still can't talk right now.
(No)

Hint: Of the 52 questions asked thus far, question #26 “Are you sure that this isn't a prison?” (which I answered ‘No’ to) is closest to having a different answer.
Are you sure that this is a prison?
I guess I'm not sure either way...
(No)
Are we sure that this isn't a prison?
Well I still can't decide.
(No)
Are they sure that this isn't a prison?
I have no idea what they're thinking right now.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prisoner?
Who now?
(No)
Are you sure that this is annoying?
I just want the questions to end so we can get on with our poker game.
(Yes)
Are they sure that this isn't prison?
You'll have to ask them.
(No)
Are you sure that this wasn't a prison?
I don't know the history of this place.
(No)
Are you sure that that isn't a prison?
I'm still mulling this over.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a person?
Not sure what you're referring to exactly.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't prison?
I'm sorry I still can't give you a definitive answer on this.
(No)
Call, raise, or fold?
Yes, those are your three options.
(Yes)
Are you sure that this is an annoying prison?
I'm still trying to decide if it
is
a prison.
(No)
Are you sure that this is an annoying person?
I'm still not sure which person you're referring to.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prion?
I'm actually not sure what a prion is.
(No)
Who wants to play Betrayal?
We've been trying to get this poker game started for the past week.
(No)
If you are dealt K7 suited, do you call, raise, or fold?
Those could all be valid options depending on where I'm sitting.
(Yes)
Are you sure of absolutely anything at all?
I'm pretty sure that I like garlic bread.
(Yes)
Are you sure that the poker game will ever start?
At this point it feels like no one even wants to play.
(No)
Does StrangerCoug want to help me write the code?
I will volunteer him; he is the perfect person for the job!
(Yes)
Do they play poker in prison?
The local prisoners are more into blackjack these days.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play blackjack?
I wouldn't recommend it; the casino always wins in blackjack.
(No)
Isn’t it true that you can count the cards for an advantage?
That's true. You
can
make a profit by counting cards.
(Yes)
Should I quit my day job and play?
Obviously you want to quit your job. And the director will find someone else to fill your role in the play.
(Yes)
Do robots play blackjack?
They've probably solved it.
(Yes)
Do poker players also play blackjack?
They seem to enjoy all forms of gambling.
(Yes)

Hint: Word count and word length have absolutely no impact on my answer to the question, with one exception; any question containing only one letter would always be answered 'yes'. You only need to pay attention to the letters that are used in the question and the order that they appear.
Ae?
Aye!
(Yes)
Are you sure that this isn't a reason?
I'm not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Are you in?
Sorry, I don't really know how to code.
(No)
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
How did you figure out my full name?
(Yes)
How did you do it, how did you graduate so fast?
I actually flunked out.
(No)
Why not answer, "It was my parent's dying wish before they passed?"
They actually wanted me to quit school and play poker.
(No)
Are we a nation of states, what's the state of our nation?
We're a nation of poker rooms, prisons, and mosquitos.
(No)
Are you?
I've never been.
(No)
You are?
Still am not.
(No)
You are, aren't you?
...okay you got me.
(Yes)
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot
In the Caribbean by providence impoverished
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
I'm not sure. I have yet to see Hamilton.
(No)
Are you sin?
I like to think I'm a pretty obedient person.
(No)
Are you sure this that isn't a prison?
Nah it probably is a prison.
(No)
Is today yesterday?
That would be ridiculous!
(No)
Is yesterday today?
Ask me again tomorrow.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play poker?
That would be difficult. You can't really get a read on a mosquito and they can't specify bet sizes.
(No)
Do mosquitoes play blackjack?
Hit if it flies north. Stand if it flies south. Split if it flies west. Double if it flies east.
(Yes)
Are toes annoying?
I definitely don't enjoy clipping toe nails or stubbing my toe.
(Yes)
Are toes dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)
Am I dangerous?
I wouldn't say so.
(No)
Is poker annoying?
I've actually been on a downswing the past few months.
(Yes)
Is poker dangerous?
It's pretty safe, especially if you play online.
(No)
Is blackjack annoying?
Blackjack can be pretty swingy too.
(Yes)
Is blackjack dangerous?
Not at all.
(No)

Spoiler: Similar questions with different answers

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1541 (ISO) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 4:48 am

One more question, choose wisely

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1542 (ISO) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 6:25 am

In all those question pairs that Wickedestjr posted, every "annoying"/"dangerous" pair has a yes for the "annoying" question and a no for the "dangerous" question. I think that's noteworthy enough to have a look at.

Farren · Post Post #1543 (ISO) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 7:20 am

The ones I find more interesting are the "Should I quit my day job" questions vs. the "Do mosquitoes play" questions. Two questions ending with "poker" with different answers; two questions with "blackjack" ending in different answers.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1544 (ISO) » Sat Nov 12, 2022 6:54 pm

So it's clear then:

Poker and Blackjack are favored most by Wickedestjr, followed closely by mosquitoes.

Now there's a telephone pictionary line