California Trilogy: City of Angels - On Camera (Game Over)

[VP Baltar]

DEATH strokes tabris' prematurely gray hair

There, there. Dry your eyes. Death has a killer jump shot.....get it......heh...heh...ughhh.

Anyhow, most of the time when I'm preparing to swing my scythe...

DEATH gives a loving look to the rich mahogany shaft, the glistening silver blade

...I generally hear two things, 'OH DEAR GOD!' or 'mommy'. I don't see a God of any sort in these bunch of broads, so logic says mother is the correct choice.

It is the safe bet and if we are wrong, it would say plenty about that so-called angel Odbody.

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

Sorry Mr Locke McSlop, but perhaps it will be a consolation for you to learn that I do not trust your counterpart, whose criminal mind is well known outside the confines of this play.

He gave information that was completely useless, which you had an opportunity to fill in with the manipulative rubbish of your invention. Now that your main blackmailer is laying still in a coffin, oh so conveniently, perhaps you feel that you can bulldoze us with your confident attorney persona. Well, the Angel of Evangelion or whaterver the heck I am, has vowed to continue where your murdered pursuer has left off.

Tabris crosses his arms defiantly, lets out a very loud fart, and pretends it was only a burp.

[curiouskarmadog]

interesting...do you know what is alignment was?

[curiouskarmadog]

his

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

Tabris bats his eyelashes, and looks decidedly as if he's considering turning his back on Kobe, and becoming gay for Death.

And you believe that rubbish these drunks are spewing? You think they do not try to fool us? Say, that's a nice scythe that you hold. May I hold it for a moment?

[curiouskarmadog]

seems a little premature to be taking up fight, when you are not suppose to know what his alignment was.

are you still willing to take up his fight, if he flipped SMG? if he flipped Sci?

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

It matters not, McSlop, for his arguments were most excellent; whether he was from your faction, or a third faction, or an innocent, is of no concern to me. Beware of tour buses. They have big wheels. If he's innocent, then his suspicions had the appeal of logic; if he's guilty, his statements have the same appeal of logic, with the difference that this logic can seat 48 people and a driver, and go 500 miles without refueling.

So yes, with my impenetrable AT field and copilotage of Unit01 and what not...

Tabris hesitates a little. He coughs in the direction of the understudy, or whatever you call that fellow hiding under the stage that whispers lines that actors forget.

*cough* *line* *cough*

A violent coughing fit ensues that awakens the fellow.

"A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies" -

declares Tabris, realizing that the fellow is holding the wrong script.

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[Gaspar]

Locke, I demand that you give me your list of five, in order, without any hesitation.

[curiouskarmadog]

already been done

[Gaspar]

D'oh, I must have missed it. Which post?

[Gaspar]

nvm, found it.

[curiouskarmadog]

post?...only conversation here...

it was one of the first things said, probably hard to miss for those who "listen" thoroughly.

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

Tabris stands up suddenly, and yells out in a panic, stepping up and down and flailing like he's BrÃœno or something:

Cut ! Cut! I just thought of something. Stop the filming!

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

Never mind! Brain fart! Carry on...

Like a cat that just tripped, and licks himself like it was part of the plan, Tabris sits down and calls for the makeup crew to refresh his eye shadow.

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

Tabris erupts in garrulous laughter, slapping his knee.

That was my imitation of Angel! HahhahhAhhhah HAh aHAhahhah ahha

[Gaspar]

I still want Mr. Obody removed from our presence. It would bring me no displeasure to never see his face again.

The plan for the Advocates is obviously to make the least trustworthy-looking players be forced to give the information. It injects the most potential doubt into each Decision we make. It's probably the best play the scums could make, especially considering that the two most reviled people in the game, Mr. Obody, and Mr. Locke, were seemingly forced On Camera.

Mr. Locke, were you given any indication that the deaths of two or more choices would force you on screen?

[curiouskarmadog]

also....

looking off screen toward the direction where I think our other friends probably are

since I have a feeling that I will be the one that will be undergoing a "change" today...and that change will probably be sooner than later, just letting everyone know that I have provided all the information I have.

I have also given my opinion on the choice.

but will state again, Mother is the best choice as it is the safest and if wrong will prove if Odbody the angel and I are lying.

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

Yelling out from the dressing room...

Like the two of you are telling us the truth? One of you, if not both of you, is a filthy rotten liar!!!!!!

Tabris comes out wearing a tutu for the comical act of the play.

Where's the parrot? I forgot the parrot.

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

A light bulb goes off above Tabris' ostrich plumed head, and sets the feathers on fire.

Undergoing a change? What change?

[elmosaurian]

Preytell, how is my information mostly useless?

It actually seems to be significantly more useful then the note my counterpart got.

Also, I think it is fairly clear that those who are not to be trusted quite intentionally made me and Locke the advocates in the hopes that we would not be trusted, and that that would trick those with good intentions into removing one of us from the situation, instead of doing what must be done, and removing the false Angel from our midst and then destroying him.

[VP Baltar]

DEATH hesitates for a moment as he considers handing over his scythe to a mortal.

Well, I guess technically you are not a

living

being since you're animated. Here you go.

Now, I shall answer your question, Tabris, with a question of my own.

DEATH proceeds to giggle like a schoolgirl for an awkward amount of time.

Do you distrust the cueball and the [quotefingers]angel[/quotefiners] equally, or one more than the other?

I ask because the death of the Judging Ito may have implications toward either.

Perhaps I could conjure a spirit from the great beyond to replace one of you meatbags. Thoughts?

DEATH pulls a massive robe wedgie from betwixt his sacroiliac joint

[GoofballsAndBaloons]

We already knew that the choices were good or bad, did you add anything that is not obvious from the setup, that might actually be the truth considering the source?

The orchestra starts the music, and Tabris starts to dance the cancan with his tutu flipped over his keister. The crowd is eating up this trailer park trash like it's a fine dish.

[Gaspar]

Wait, what? "The angel"? I have neither recieved nor provided any information. Why exactly am I lumped in with you two?

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[Gaspar]

Also, please answer my previous question about whether you knew that choosing 5 and losing 2 would force you out here with us.

[curiouskarmadog]

isnt Odbody an angel?

no, I dont have that knowledge...how do you know that is the case?