Mini 944- Town Suav├® - TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!! (over)

[Parama]

HOORAY FOR BLOOD!

[Fate]

I demand to have my name on both the alive and dead lists, mod.

[Parama]

OH GOD THE LIVING DEAD IT MUST BE THE APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

[Fate]

I'll be pissed if I die in the same day/night cycle I replaced in as,

again

.

So don't shoot me just because I suspect you DTM. It makes it too obvious.

[Parama]

WHERE IS OUR MOD?

[Parama]

:/
I PMed the mod and he read my PM but still haven't heard from him.
This is getting ridiculous.

[MrSuave]

Vote Count 12:

Nikanor
DTMaster
Parama
SpyreX

muzzz (4) Parama, SpyreX, Nikanor, Fate

Fate

Not Voting:

DTMaster, muzzz

With 6 Alive It Takes

4

to lynch.

[MrSuave]

Give me time gees >_>

[Nikanor]

ITT flavour-writing takes five hours.

[Parama]

ITT flavor is unnecessary. Give us a flip so we can rejoice at the removal of another scum from our wonderfully suavé town.

[Nikanor]

Parama is giving me the uneasy feelings gais.
The buddying around Spy's GIVE ME BLOOD is unsettling.

[Parama]

Um what buddying are you talking about? .-.

[Fate]

He's obviously scum on the wagon. Good targetz for teh CPRz

[Fate]

He's obviously scum on the wagon. Good targetz for teh CPRz

[Parama]

LOL. WE LYNCHED SCUM. WHY ARE YOU GUYS COMPLAINING?

[Fate]

He's scum?

Mustve missed the flip....

FoS: Parama

[Parama]

I COME FROM THE FUTURE OF TOWN SUAVE WHERE MUZZZ HAS FLIPPED.
THIS IS APPROX. 7 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE.

[MrSuave]

Because I am at work and cannot write up the flav atm, I will tell you the flip. VT! =O But yeah, I'll write some flav when I get home.

[MrSuave]

Fate: I LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!

Par: ... How... how is this possible?

Fate: HOW?! HOW?!? I'M GOD THAT'S HOW!!!!

AHEM!! *thunder crash*

Fate: Okay, I'm not God, but I am amazing.

Par: That still doesn't make any sense...

Fate: Okay okay, I'm really a multiverse traveller.

Par: A what?

Fate: You know, someone who can go through time and space.

Par: Oh, you mean a time traveller.

Fate: Not quite. Seeing how you've killed me, that is impossible. Seeing how I'm from the future.

Par: Okay... I still don't get it.

Fate: Well, the kind of time travel you're thinking about is loop theory, while I am from the multiverse theory.

Par: I still don't follow...

Fate: >_>

*sigh*

Okay, loop theory is where, if I have the ability to travel through time and go to the past and change something that's going to happen to me, the me of that time line must, when he gets to the point where he gains the ability to time travel, must go back in time and do what was done to him, and it creates an infinite loop of events.

Par: You mean like in Harry Potter?

Fate: Exactly!

Par: So what is multiverse theory?

Fate: It's when every choice that someone makes creates an alternate universe. It means that if I time travel, I may go back to my past, but me being there makes that time break off into a different direction entirely. I cannot change anything in my universe, but I can prevent my alternate self's universe go in the same direction.

Par: And that is why you're here... to make this go differently...

Fate: Yes.

Par: But you're dead.

Fate: I noticed...

Par: You know your other self was much more loud... and didn't speak very well.

Fate: Is that so. Well that's good to know. I was out town's genius.

muzzz: Hey gu- WHAT THE F#$%?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

Fate: Ah ha! I found you! Roll this D 20

muzzz: Wha-... bu-... okaaaay...

*rolls*

D 20 reads 1

Par: Wow, what a bad roll.

Fate takes out a disintegrating ray gun and shoots muzzz

Par: ...... OMFGWTFBBQ!?!?!

Fate: DIE SCUM!!!

Par: Wait, he was scum?

Fate: In my world he was.

Par: But I thought your world was different.

Fate: Yes bu-... oh. Well he was an ass in my world, so it's all good.

Par: Not really... Well... was he scum?

After some looking through his belongings...

Fate: I guess not... my bad.

Par: Wow...

Fate: Well... see YOU later......

Par: ....................

And so, Fate returns to the town only to kill one of it's innocents. Because, although Fate knew

muzzz

as scum, in this world he was mearly a

Vanilla Townie

.

It is now night, please get all night actions to me asap. We shall see if you last the night! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

[MrSuave]

So tonight is the night...

THE FINAL NIGHT

. And because of this, no one decides to sleep... Let us see how things turn out...

DTM: Man... what a day.

Parama: Tell me about it. It's actually been quite an eventful few days hasn't it.

DTM: I know! I mean, so many people died.

Parama: I know. Even our good friend... who was that again?

DTM: It was... huh. I don't remember either. It couldn't have been anyone special.

Parama: Now now, don't be so harsh.

DTM: I guess yo-

SUDDENLY DTMASTER TRIPS ON A ROCK AND SCRAPES HIS SHINS!!!

DTM: TT________________TT

Sirens suddenly sound and SpyreX jumps out of nowhere with a

Valve

Suavé inc. Blutsauger!

Spy: CLEAR!!!

Hundreds of syringes fly through the air at DTMaster and stab him over and over!

DTM: X_____x

DTMaster's lifeless body falls to the ground.

Spy: DANMIT! I DID IT AGAIN?!

Parama: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED MASTER!!!

Spy: I killed who?

Parama: TT____TT

Spy: I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to. I thought that he was in trouble. Really... wait. Did you just call him "master"?

An even grin appears on Parama's face.

Spy: Oh, fu-

DTMaster reappears behind SpyreX and back stabs him with his knife.

SpyreX

the town's

CPR Doctor

dies.

DTM: Man. That was dangerous. Good thing I had this Dead Ringer eh?

Parama: I know right? So... what do you want to do now?

DTM: Let's paint the town red.

And so,

DTMaster

the

Mafia Godfather

; and

Parama

the

Mafia Goon

went to Suavé Depot and picked up all the cans of red paint that they could and spent the rest of the night painting the town red.

Elsewhere...

Nik: So... you're sure that you can take me with you?

Fate: Yeah. Of course I'm sure. This machine is totally safe.

Nik: Okaaaaay...

Fate and Nikanor both step into Fate's dimensional time machine and they disappear, only to reappear in the same place somewhere else.

Fate: And we're here!

Nik: Seems so... Where is here?

They both peer out the only small window of the machine. The town is in shambles, and the streets are filled with people. Dead people... well not quite.

Nik: Hey! I see McZombie!

Fate: McWho?

Nik: This girl who disappeared... wait... there's me... but I don't look so good.

Fate: Oh no... We need to-

*SMASH!!!* Cue tank music.

NiK: Don't tell me...

You get the picture. There's no such thing as left 2 dead now is there? No there's not.

Nikanor

and

Fate

the

Vanilla Townie's

were left behind. And that's the end of our tale. GG everyone!!!

MAFIA WIN!!!

[SpyreX]

....

Considering I CPR'd DTM color me MORE than a little confused.

[DTMaster]

Muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah!

[DTMaster]

I was the GF so :3 I'm immune to CPRS

[SpyreX]

What?

I mean, what?

:sigh:

I was contemplating 3 choices that night: CPR DTM, Parama, or myself in the greatest of silliness.

All were right, yet all were wrong apparently.

[Nikanor]

MrSuave, I demand explanations.