League of Legends (Old)

[bv310]

Only 1 death? That's pretty awesome. I tend to get 5-6 in a normal game, depending on who I'm playing, although I've got it down to 2-3 when I play Nasus or Caitlyn.

[hasdgfas]

Only 1 death? That's pretty awesome. I tend to get 5-6 in a normal game, depending on who I'm playing, although I've got it down to 2-3 when I play Nasus or Caitlyn.

It was relatively low ELO as I haven't played many normal games, but still.

it was pretty funny by the end of the game. I'd roll a barrel and everyone would scatter away from it as it was coming, which let us pick them off one by one. There was an Annie who just ran away when she saw me coming towards her.

[Shanba]

we played like a million games straight

first game I was trist and carried like a boss and then we started queuing with nuwen but

peg was like NAAAAH I DONT NEED BOOTS

and jd was like NAAAAAH ANNIE CANT BEAT JANNA MID OR CASSIE OR ANNIE OR ASHE OR BRAND

and nuwen was like omgpegstopnotcoming wahunfiwiebfwfnuiajef

and cyberbob was like yo Im olaf bitches

[crywolf20084]

i am amused at the call right now. i'm totally creeping on it right now until i go to work.

[Cyberbob]

shanba/cyberbob proest bot laning team

olaf is some overpowered shit i literally just was fucking their whole team up at will once I had my build basically completed

[JDodge]

and jd was like NAAAAAH ANNIE CANT BEAT JANNA MID OR CASSIE OR ANNIE OR ASHE OR BRAND

i never said annie i said i

janna mid is surprisingly good at constant harass with that fucking whirlwind, actually

brand is a pain

annie i had no problem with surprisingly

ashe i outright said i have no problem with but i always forget she can outrange me

[Shanba]

and jd was like NAAAAAH ANNIE CANT BEAT JANNA MID OR CASSIE OR ANNIE OR ASHE OR BRAND

janna mid is surprisingly good at constant harass with that fucking whirlwind, actually

"They sent janna mid? wow this will be hilarious."

AND IT WAS

[JDodge]

and jd was like NAAAAAH ANNIE CANT BEAT JANNA MID OR CASSIE OR ANNIE OR ASHE OR BRAND

janna mid is surprisingly good at constant harass with that fucking whirlwind, actually

"They sent janna mid? wow this will be hilarious."

AND IT WAS

I NEVER DISAPPOINT

WELL ACTUALLY I WAS QUITE DISAPPOINTING

BUT STILL

[Shanba]

SHANBA PRESENTS

A SUMMARY DRAWN FROM THE STATS PAGES

[Knight of Cydonia]

0/7/0 Rammus... HOW

[bv310]

0/7/0 Rammus... HOW

This

[Nightson]

I see 0/x/0 scores on tanks all the time in bad games. If you don't get kills in the lane phase and then then your team doesn't back you up when you try an initiate then you can end up 0/7/0 pretty easily.

[OhGodMyLife]

12/4/18 as Amumu, got first blood laning with bv as Brand. We were pretty boss.

[Shanba]

0/7/0 Rammus... HOW

We went 3/21 or so that game. The other images (which I apparently covered up with olaf heads) show all the other 0/x/0 scores.

[bv310]

That was a good game, except for OGML stealing about 5 of my kills.

[Knight of Cydonia]

We went 3/21 or so that game

Let me put this in perspective. I was around 1500 5v5 Ranked ELO on the EU server before I migrated to the US server (less chance of running into a full team of non-English speakers). On the US server, I've played against a team of 1800+ ELO players that included HotshotGG and imaqtpie, and yeah, we lost, but it was something like 7/15 at the end of the game. I was tanking as Singed and went 1/2/4. Singed doesn't have the taunt, Powerball, or DBC that Rammus does.
I just want you to understand the context of the giant pile of fail you've created.

[popsofctown]

1. They aren't even summoner level 30. Entirely different game, ELO aside.
2. They're much lower ELO. The difference in ability between a 500 and 800 player is massive because they are working on BASIC estimates of fight outcomes and FUNDAMENTAL strategy. The difference between a 1500 and 1800 player is not as large.
3. 3/21 is waaay worse the 7/15. Once the gulf had widened, dying without killing was probably close to inevitable once you walked past your tower. That puts the tank score in a different context.
4. Statwhoring is bad, all stats need to be taken in context. An 0/3/0 player

probably

played poorly, but that's not necessarily true. Teammates can totally let you down, you can tank for kills that you never tagged for an assist (happens a lot to me as Annie, apparently after Tibbers stuns you, Annie taunts you for 5 seconds.). You can die shortly after backdooring a key tower. The list goes on.

[Cyberbob]

shut up KoC

[Knight of Cydonia]

1. They aren't even summoner level 30. Entirely different game, ELO aside.
2. They're much lower ELO. The difference in ability between a 500 and 800 player is massive because they are working on BASIC estimates of fight outcomes and FUNDAMENTAL strategy. The difference between a 1500 and 1800 player is not as large.

3. 3/21 is waaay worse the 7/15.

Once the gulf had widened, dying without killing was probably close to inevitable once you walked past your tower. That puts the tank score in a different context.
4. Statwhoring is bad, all stats need to be taken in context. An 0/3/0 player

probably

played poorly, but that's not necessarily true. Teammates can totally let you down, you can tank for kills that you never tagged for an assist (happens a lot to me as Annie, apparently after Tibbers stuns you, Annie taunts you for 5 seconds.). You can die shortly after backdooring a key tower. The list goes on.

Well, at least you acknowledge you kinda suck. That said, if you're not 30, okay, fair enough, still learning. My bad.

Cyber - choke on a million dicks.

[Cyberbob]

shut up KoC

[Papa Zito]

I don't know anything about this thread.

However.

shut up KoC

[hitogoroshi]

1. They aren't even summoner level 30. Entirely different game, ELO aside.
2. They're much lower ELO. The difference in ability between a 500 and 800 player is massive because they are working on BASIC estimates of fight outcomes and FUNDAMENTAL strategy. The difference between a 1500 and 1800 player is not as large.

3. 3/21 is waaay worse the 7/15.

Once the gulf had widened, dying without killing was probably close to inevitable once you walked past your tower. That puts the tank score in a different context.
4. Statwhoring is bad, all stats need to be taken in context. An 0/3/0 player

probably

played poorly, but that's not necessarily true. Teammates can totally let you down, you can tank for kills that you never tagged for an assist (happens a lot to me as Annie, apparently after Tibbers stuns you, Annie taunts you for 5 seconds.). You can die shortly after backdooring a key tower. The list goes on.

Well, at least you acknowledge you kinda suck. That said, if you're not 30, okay, fair enough, still learning. My bad.

Cyber - choke on a million dicks.

Note the "they". Pops has over 1000 games played; he wasn't in that game. But scumchat as a whole picked up LoL like, less than two weeks ago.

[Knight of Cydonia]

1. They aren't even summoner level 30. Entirely different game, ELO aside.
2. They're much lower ELO. The difference in ability between a 500 and 800 player is massive because they are working on BASIC estimates of fight outcomes and FUNDAMENTAL strategy. The difference between a 1500 and 1800 player is not as large.

3. 3/21 is waaay worse the 7/15.

Once the gulf had widened, dying without killing was probably close to inevitable once you walked past your tower. That puts the tank score in a different context.
4. Statwhoring is bad, all stats need to be taken in context. An 0/3/0 player

probably

played poorly, but that's not necessarily true. Teammates can totally let you down, you can tank for kills that you never tagged for an assist (happens a lot to me as Annie, apparently after Tibbers stuns you, Annie taunts you for 5 seconds.). You can die shortly after backdooring a key tower. The list goes on.

Well, at least you acknowledge you kinda suck. That said, if you're not 30, okay, fair enough, still learning. My bad.

Cyber - choke on a million dicks.

Note the "they". Pops has over 1000 games played; he wasn't in that game. But scumchat as a whole picked up LoL like, less than two weeks ago.

If that had been made clear to me, I'd have been... less harsh. It's still not a great performance, but I wasn't aware you were (mostly) still getting into the game. Apologies.

That said, Bob and Zito can both still go choke on a million dicks.

[Cyberbob]

shut up KoC

[Bella]

shut up KoC