Worst role ideas?

This forum is for discussion related to the game.
Forum rules
Neruz
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1280
Joined: May 19, 2010

Post Post #2300 (ISO) » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:01 pm

Post by Neruz »

Tragedy wrote:
Chronopie wrote:
You are Justin Bieber,
Macho
Sissy Kill Lightning Rod

Your singing is so bad, that you are targeted by every killing ability, irrespective of faction, furthermore you cannot be protected.
modnote: The vig's kill flavour is "Was hit by a waterbottle"
Modnote: Cannot be protected due to being a transsexual whore.
Modnote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
User avatar
cjdrum
cjdrum
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
cjdrum
Goon
Goon
Posts: 400
Joined: February 20, 2011
Location: Somewhere that isn't where you are... Thankfully.

Post Post #2301 (ISO) » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:34 pm

Post by cjdrum »

Neruz wrote:
Tragedy wrote:
Chronopie wrote:
You are Justin Bieber,
Macho
Sissy Kill Lightning Rod

Your singing is so bad, that you are targeted by every killing ability, irrespective of faction, furthermore you cannot be protected.
modnote: The vig's kill flavour is "Was hit by a waterbottle"
Modnote: Cannot be protected due to being a transsexual whore.
Modnote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Modnote: The previous statement suggesting that "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" was an outright fabrication.
The
Australian Legendary Trio
is alive and kicking (American butt)!
User avatar
Tragedy
Tragedy
Jack of All Trades
User avatar
User avatar
Tragedy
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Posts: 6074
Joined: December 16, 2010
Location: Magical~!
Contact:

Post Post #2302 (ISO) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:09 pm

Post by Tragedy »

You are
Rebecca Black
, Reflexive Role-Blocking Lightning Rod PGO. Your song "FRIDAY" has murdered over 9,000 people, you seem to attract all the haters to you, and you kill them all while they're all roleblocked at the same time. Thus, all abilities will be shot at you instead of their correct targets. Your scumbuddy is
Justin Bieber
, you win when either of you two are still alive to make boys and girls cry.
I blame you for this.
For I have been awaiting for another heart pounding segment of
Dokidoki Precure!


[10/15/2013 - 00:13] -
Tragedy
~
I wish for Kami-nii-sama to have better naming skills.
User avatar
Glass
Glass
Mafia Scum
User avatar
User avatar
Glass
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1614
Joined: December 16, 2010

Post Post #2303 (ISO) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:29 pm

Post by Glass »

Guilty child:
Mod-confirmed scum at the beginning of the game.
User avatar
Quilford
Quilford
Jack of All Trades
User avatar
User avatar
Quilford
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Posts: 8438
Joined: March 11, 2011

Post Post #2304 (ISO) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:14 pm

Post by Quilford »

Your Mum:
Hooks everyone on a night of their choosing, regardless of faction.
User avatar
PokerFace
PokerFace
Too Useful
User avatar
User avatar
PokerFace
Too Useful
Too Useful
Posts: 6209
Joined: July 20, 2007
Location: Ohio, USA
Contact:

Post Post #2305 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:32 am

Post by PokerFace »

Tragedy wrote:You are
Rebecca Black
, Reflexive Role-Blocking Lightning Rod PGO. Your song "FRIDAY" has murdered over 9,000 people, you seem to attract all the haters to you, and you kill them all while they're all roleblocked at the same time. Thus, all abilities will be shot at you instead of their correct targets. Your scumbuddy is
Justin Bieber
, you win when either of you two are still alive to make boys and girls cry.
Christ! Thats the worst role ever!

/thread
When I joined this site I was a software tester for mobile applications and the song PokerFace was not yet written by Lady Gaga
Now I test lottery and gambling software. Its funny how my life has turned out. Somewhere a Time Traveler is laughing madly
User avatar
cjdrum
cjdrum
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
cjdrum
Goon
Goon
Posts: 400
Joined: February 20, 2011
Location: Somewhere that isn't where you are... Thankfully.

Post Post #2306 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:49 am

Post by cjdrum »

You are
The Double Rainbow Guy
. All other players are
Rainbows
. Once two people post, you must post at least one line from the Double Rainbow video as every post you make. This must be plain - no secret messages or anything of the like. Normal modprods and replacements will be in effect.

You are Town - However, once your post restriction activates, you are considered insane and have no win condition.
You are
Rick Astley
, Town Miller. Anybody who cops you will get the result "Hilarious Video OMG You Must Watch - Scum".
The
Australian Legendary Trio
is alive and kicking (American butt)!
Neruz
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1280
Joined: May 19, 2010

Post Post #2307 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:56 am

Post by Neruz »

I've always wanted to see a 'Miller' role that investigates as Banana.
User avatar
Empking
Empking
Empking's Alt's Alt
User avatar
User avatar
Empking
Empking's Alt's Alt
Empking's Alt's Alt
Posts: 16758
Joined: May 4, 2008

Post Post #2308 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:06 am

Post by Empking »

Neruz wrote:I've always wanted to see a 'Miller' role that investigates as Banana.
Wrong thread.
Plus, if you guys want to make a point, skip the walls, because everyone else in the game does as well. - Magister Ludi
User avatar
Meransiel
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
User avatar
User avatar
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1808
Joined: March 5, 2011
Location: Eden

Post Post #2309 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:19 am

Post by Meransiel »

You are
Jack Harkness
. You can't die. You win when everybody else dies of old age.
Voltaire fan. (yes, both of them). If you are a fan as well, pm me, and we'll converse for hours about why they're awesome.
User avatar
cjdrum
cjdrum
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
cjdrum
Goon
Goon
Posts: 400
Joined: February 20, 2011
Location: Somewhere that isn't where you are... Thankfully.

Post Post #2310 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:24 am

Post by cjdrum »

You are
The Doctor
. Every time you die, you "regenerate" - that is, come back as a replacement player.

The only exception to this is when the tenth incarnation dies - he simply comes back to life without being replaced.



You are
The Worst Role Ideas? Thread
. At any time, you can shift to whatever role you can find in [link to thread].

You win with whatever your last Role was.
The
Australian Legendary Trio
is alive and kicking (American butt)!
User avatar
Meransiel
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
User avatar
User avatar
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1808
Joined: March 5, 2011
Location: Eden

Post Post #2311 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:46 am

Post by Meransiel »

You are a
Weeping Angel
. If anybody targets you at night, he dies. During the day, you are not allowed to vote for people that have a vote on you. If you would get lynched, the one that hammered you dies instead and the day ends. You win if you're not Dayvigged.
Modnote: 4 day vigs
Voltaire fan. (yes, both of them). If you are a fan as well, pm me, and we'll converse for hours about why they're awesome.
User avatar
cjdrum
cjdrum
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
cjdrum
Goon
Goon
Posts: 400
Joined: February 20, 2011
Location: Somewhere that isn't where you are... Thankfully.

Post Post #2312 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:32 am

Post by cjdrum »

You are
K9
. You are Vanilla Town until a Krillitane targets you (including a hammer) - at which point both you and all Krillitanes explode.

However, you get rebuilt exactly the same as before, so you're alright.
You are
Davros
, Mafia Godfather. You win when the
entire universe
is vaporised. Everything.

Your fellow Daleks are XXX, XXY and XXZ.
The
Australian Legendary Trio
is alive and kicking (American butt)!
User avatar
Tragedy
Tragedy
Jack of All Trades
User avatar
User avatar
Tragedy
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Posts: 6074
Joined: December 16, 2010
Location: Magical~!
Contact:

Post Post #2313 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:46 am

Post by Tragedy »

You're a
C4
. You're able to set off an explosion which affects ALL Power Roles in the game. Every PR in this game is dead after you decide to use it or if you or your partner is lynched during the Day. You win when you're alive. Your scumbuddies are MAFIA GOONS.
I blame you for this.
For I have been awaiting for another heart pounding segment of
Dokidoki Precure!


[10/15/2013 - 00:13] -
Tragedy
~
I wish for Kami-nii-sama to have better naming skills.
User avatar
Meransiel
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
User avatar
User avatar
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1808
Joined: March 5, 2011
Location: Eden

Post Post #2314 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:11 am

Post by Meransiel »

cjdrum wrote:
You are
Davros
, Mafia Godfather. You win when the
entire universe
is vaporised. Everything.

Your fellow Daleks are XXX, XXY and XXZ.
Brilliant.

You are
the Master
. Due to the unnerving sound of your own heartbeat, you are forced to post exactly 4 paragraphs in each of your posts. Once per turn, during the night, you can convert a player. Converted players lose their former winning condition (but not their role powers if they have any) and are informed of their conversion, but not that you converted them. Converted players cannot win at ALL. If you die, all converted players turn back to normal. You win if you are alive and everybody else has been converted.
Voltaire fan. (yes, both of them). If you are a fan as well, pm me, and we'll converse for hours about why they're awesome.
User avatar
Mute
Mute
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
Mute
Goon
Goon
Posts: 564
Joined: October 20, 2010
Location: Earth

Post Post #2315 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:13 am

Post by Mute »

Meransiel wrote:
cjdrum wrote:
You are
Davros
, Mafia Godfather. You win when the
entire universe
is vaporised. Everything.

Your fellow Daleks are XXX, XXY and XXZ.
Brilliant.

You are
the Master
. Due to the unnerving sound of your own heartbeat, you are forced to post exactly 4 paragraphs in each of your posts. Once per turn, during the night, you can convert a player. Converted players lose their former winning condition (but not their role powers if they have any) and are informed of their conversion, but not that you converted them. Converted players cannot win at ALL. If you die, all converted players turn back to normal. You win if you are alive and everybody else has been converted.
I take it you enjoy Fallout? =|
:dead:
-Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses-
Neruz
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1280
Joined: May 19, 2010

Post Post #2316 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:03 pm

Post by Neruz »

Empking wrote:
Neruz wrote:I've always wanted to see a 'Miller' role that investigates as Banana.
Wrong thread.
It was a comment in relation to the previous Rick Astly role.
User avatar
Klazam
Klazam
Jack of All Trades
User avatar
User avatar
Klazam
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Posts: 5459
Joined: June 28, 2010

Post Post #2317 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:08 pm

Post by Klazam »

Meransiel wrote:
You are
the Master
. Due to the unnerving sound of your own heartbeat, you are forced to post exactly 4 paragraphs in each of your posts. Once per turn, during the night, you can convert a player. Converted players lose their former winning condition (but not their role powers if they have any) and are informed of their conversion, but not that you converted them. Converted players cannot win at ALL. If you die, all converted players turn back to normal. You win if you are alive and everybody else has been converted.

This role is awesome. If they know that if they kill the master, they will go back to normal, I think that would add a extra layer to the game. Maybe the master should be able to convert 2 people a night. (naturally, remove the 4 pagraphs restriction)
User avatar
Quilford
Quilford
Jack of All Trades
User avatar
User avatar
Quilford
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Posts: 8438
Joined: March 11, 2011

Post Post #2318 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:26 pm

Post by Quilford »

'the Master' should be called 'Zombie Chief'
User avatar
Meransiel
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
User avatar
User avatar
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1808
Joined: March 5, 2011
Location: Eden

Post Post #2319 (ISO) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:45 pm

Post by Meransiel »

Zombie Master :D.

And why not the 4 paragraph thing? It's a closed setting, nobody will know why he does it.
Voltaire fan. (yes, both of them). If you are a fan as well, pm me, and we'll converse for hours about why they're awesome.
Neruz
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Neruz
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1280
Joined: May 19, 2010

Post Post #2320 (ISO) » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:30 am

Post by Neruz »

I see none of the prior posters watch Doctor Who.
User avatar
Meransiel
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
User avatar
User avatar
Meransiel
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1808
Joined: March 5, 2011
Location: Eden

Post Post #2321 (ISO) » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:11 am

Post by Meransiel »

It could apply to both, really. But yes, the 4 paragraph bit was sort of a giveaway. Btw:


You are a
Cyberman
. You are not allowed to use the words stupid, gut, feel, feeling, or hope. Also, you are not allowed to lie in any way during twilight. Once per night, target 1 player. If that player would die, he doesn't, and becomes a Cyberman instead. The Cybermen don't know each other, and this is not a faction ability (they can all use it). You win if you are alive at the endgame.
Voltaire fan. (yes, both of them). If you are a fan as well, pm me, and we'll converse for hours about why they're awesome.
User avatar
mask man
mask man
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
mask man
Goon
Goon
Posts: 489
Joined: October 10, 2008

Post Post #2322 (ISO) » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:07 pm

Post by mask man »

You are Lisa Cuddy. At night you may pick who Gregory House is forced to treat in the clinic. This is House's role pm:

You are Gregory House. Lisa Cuddy will select you a patient to treat in the clinic every night-phase. You will passively protect this player and forgo your own interests. At night, you may inspect another player to discover their alignment. On even-numbered nights, if your patient is to be killed, you will save them from death instead of inspecting your target. On odd-numbered nights, if your patient is killed, you will sink into depression from failure and become useless.
Show
The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
User avatar
Klazam
Klazam
Jack of All Trades
User avatar
User avatar
Klazam
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Posts: 5459
Joined: June 28, 2010

Post Post #2323 (ISO) » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:09 pm

Post by Klazam »

mask man wrote:You are Lisa Cuddy. At night you may pick who Gregory House is forced to treat in the clinic. This is House's role pm:

You are Gregory House. Lisa Cuddy will select you a patient to treat in the clinic every night-phase. You will passively protect this player and forgo your own interests. At night, you may inspect another player to discover their alignment. On even-numbered nights, if your patient is to be killed, you will save them from death instead of inspecting your target. On odd-numbered nights, if your patient is killed, you will sink into depression from failure and become useless.
Should be in the good role thread.
User avatar
mask man
mask man
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
mask man
Goon
Goon
Posts: 489
Joined: October 10, 2008

Post Post #2324 (ISO) » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:09 pm

Post by mask man »

Your face should be in the good role thread.
Show
The monster entered the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.
But one day he said,
ÔÇ£Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.ÔÇØ
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.
Post Reply