Mini 57 - Office Space Mafia GAME OVER

[korais666]

oh, sorry. I didn't know he was gonna be gone.

[Darkblade]

The members of the office wander in. Only four remain after last night. After minutes of discussion, the room is filled with an eeary silence.

"Um.. hello?" JereIC mutters "We said we we goign to discuss things today and now it is today and we aren't talking and I don't want to be fired. Is it my deorarant? I checked with the serviceman and K-Mart and they said it was good deodarant, and I told them 'It better not be smelly', but they must've given me bad deodarent. I light the K-Mart on fire..."

After more silence, Scalebane suddenly stands up and exclaims, "Yeah, you know, I'm your boss mmm'kay? And since people can't seem to understand how to use the fax machine, I'm goign to do it myself, and pay myself big dividends."

Moments later, screams are heard, and the office see Scalebane a broken man

Scalebane, Bill Lumberg, driven insane

[Darkblade]

JereIC went to his desktop terminal and caught sight of a letter. He picked it up and noticed he had been fired. Angry, we went to Cynical and whined, "I've been with this company for 5 years and I was promised a promotion...and you you keep you job"

"You think you have it bad!", CYnical snapped, "Everyday, I take in disorganized crap to file and send off site! And you...JereIC...don't index your files! DIE!!!!!!"

Cynical then knocks over the file boxs near JereIC, trapping him. He them rushes into the file room and dorwns him literally in paperwork. We walks proudly back to his desk which is piled high with paperwork. Suddenly, the pile collapses upon him, sccatering paper all over him. JereIC's dropped lighter is still lit, and lights the paper on him on fire, killing him.

Elsewhere, korais666 is smoking a fat cuban cigar

JereIC, Milton, drowned in paper work and fired
Cynical, Filing Clerk, lit on fire

MAFIA WINS

I'm sure all of you are wondering why there was a Day 3. At that time, it was possible for a vicory for any of the four players, as Milton had gained the ability to kill the GF, Scalebane after being motivated. Day three was a time that ideally would end in no lynch after discussion of roles.

Roles and quicks coming soon

[Scalebane]

Thanks for understanding my move, Korais. I was a little worried before I made it, but now I see that my fears were baselss.

[JereIC]

Huh. Once scalebane came out, I was thinking Korias was management as well, but I couldn't figure out a way to work it out without Cynical winning. Looks like there was no way, besides lynching... uhm, no one. Like Scalebane suggested. Well played, mafia.

[korais666]

No problem, Scalebane. I was actually about to do it, but I at least wanted to see you post before I made a move. Then I started to think of several situations in which Cynical would kill you instead of Jere, knowing he was going to die anyways. Or possibly they would try to get a roleclaim out of you before it happened. So don't worry, we were on the same page.

I chose to fire Jere last night, because I was worried Cynical would be a smart-ass and, knowing he was going to lose, shoot me instead. If he had, it would have been a draw game, with everyone dying. Of course, Jere was going to shoot cynical either way, because he knew for sure, but for cynical it didn't matter.

I really should have given myself up, actually, with you being the GF and all. Even though you died, you still win as far as I'm concerned.

Go scum!!

And good luck to the lot of you in Alphabet Mafia

[Tigris]

only killing one person (sorry Tigris!)

, but, but, but, meh. I think that I even protected you night one, but nooooo you had to light me on fire, I see how it is. ^_~ *shrug* At least now I can say that I have played in a game on mafiascum where the town lost. Nicely played all.

[MeMe]

Now closed