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[Irish Carbomb]

no seriously don't fucking compare me to VEZOK or shotty or any other fucking tool who acts like a spastic in games.

[Irish Carbomb]

If we lose, I don't care, because I'll just blame it on you for playing a terrible game, and then I'll blast you with in which I swear at you a lot and call you incompetent idiots who couldn't gambit their way out of a paper bag. I will feel no guilt whatsoever for lynching you if you're town. I'd rather lose because you fucked up than lose because we believed such a stupid story.
ll feel no guilt whatsoever for lynching you if you're town. I'd rather lose because you fucked up than lose because we believed such a stupid story.

right fuck off

vote irish carbomb

enjoy your loss

[Irish Carbomb]

oh wait no you haven't because you and Katsuki have lurked the whole game and now you wanna show up and go with the easy lynch then wash your hands of it because IF THEY'RE TOWN IT'S THEIR FAULT

present a single case or piece of evidence on us and you can be absolved of all of this

but you can't because you haven't actually been reading or participating or doing a single useful thing all game

and now you're gonna sit here adn go BUT I TOLD YOU THE SENS WAGON WAS TERRIBLE.

no just fucking no

if anything, this town loss can be chalked up to you and katsuki and other fucking terrible lurkers like you and katsuki who have done FUCKALL all game. at least we've tried to get reactions and shit

Go ahead and lynch us and when we flip town you can cry about it some more in endgame by going WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THE GAME AND AM GOING TO TRY AND CLEAR MYSELF OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY OF IT WHATSOEVER

you're town but you're fucking useless

gg scum, whoever you are... you've been able to capitalize on pure apathy and laziness

fuck off

[Irish Carbomb]

NO faraday

Unvote

Mina and the rest of this fucking DERPTOWN are going to earn their fucking loss

I'm not going to be a part of this pile of horse shit

[Irish Carbomb]

NO GUYS LYNCHING SCUM IS WRONG, HOW DARE YOUR GAMBIT ENSURE WE DO THAT.

come on fucking lynch us and if you think blaming me is fine then do it but go back and read day 1 and we were getting mislynched without the claim. i don't give a fuck if you think i'm a bad player but you won't get away with blaming this on me. how dare you.

[Irish Carbomb]

post 1502 was only half

If we lose, I don't care, because I'll just blame it on you for playing a terrible game, and then I'll blast you with in which I swear at you a lot and call you incompetent idiots who couldn't gambit their way out of a paper bag. I will feel no guilt whatsoever for lynching you if you're town. I'd rather lose because you fucked up than lose because we believed such a stupid story.
ll feel no guilt whatsoever for lynching you if you're town. I'd rather lose because you fucked up than lose because we believed such a stupid story.

Hey guess what?

No gambit would've fucking happened in the first place if this fucking derptown hadn't started wagoning us without a single fuckin shred of reasoning or evidence.

I can't gambit my way out of a paper bag? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Need I remind you how I fakeclaimed tracker in Psychic Mafia and won that game for the whole town? What'd you do useful in that game, again? Oh right, nothing

You're trying to shirk responsibility of this lynch by going WAHHHHH IF YOU'RE TOWN IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU GET LYNCHED NOT MINE BECAUSE I'M INCAPABLE OF LOOKING AT FACTS OR EVIDENCE OR LOGIC OR ANYTHING

Have you done a single fucking thing all game to actually show that we're supposedly not town


oh wait no you haven't because you and Katsuki have lurked the whole game and now you wanna show up and go with the easy lynch then wash your hands of it because IF THEY'RE TOWN IT'S THEIR FAULT

present a single case or piece of evidence on us and you can be absolved of all of this

but you can't because you haven't actually been reading or participating or doing a single useful thing all game

and now you're gonna sit here adn go BUT I TOLD YOU THE SENS WAGON WAS TERRIBLE.

no just fucking no

if anything, this town loss can be chalked up to you and katsuki and other fucking terrible lurkers like you and katsuki who have done FUCKALL all game. at least we've tried to get reactions and shit

Go ahead and lynch us and when we flip town you can cry about it some more in endgame by going WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THE GAME AND AM GOING TO TRY AND CLEAR MYSELF OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY OF IT WHATSOEVER

you're town but you're fucking useless

gg scum, whoever you are... you've been able to capitalize on pure apathy and laziness

fuck off

[Irish Carbomb]

NOPE.

I AM VEZOK.

I SELF VOTE AND LOSE TOWN GAMES.

Vote Irish Carbomb

fuck this game town deserve to lose it if mina actually thinks i'm vezok then i'm going to play the rest of the game like a fucking idiot. RIP

[Irish Carbomb]

...Fuck you.

I had to say I was 100% sure you'd flip town, too.

Even after you drew a picture.

Also, go to hell, Mr. "scum vengefuls are unheard of."

So on the bright side, tomorrow isn't LYLO. On the dark side, I'll have to hide under a rock after this. I'll desperately cling to my pride by saying that Katsuki and I told everyone that the Sens lynch was the most moronic thing ever, and yet no one listened to me when

Sens' posts in the QT proved that his contradictions weren't contradictions

. Also, Sens was an idiot for self-hammering (he'd have been confirmed town today after a Faraday scum flip, and Faraday would have outed himself by not self-hammering as a vengeful).

(On the off chance there's anyone dumb enough to fall for that, IC:

1) Pretended to self-hammer on D1 just to make his vengeful story look more convincing (then didn't tell people when they gave him town points for it). Didn't change his story all game.

2) Kept telling everyone he was going to self-hammer all throughout his lynch if it was necessary yesterday.

3) Kept fishing for reasons for why he wanted. (In fact, Vit supposedly voted Sens partly because Faraday's claimed vengekill shot was SO TERRIBLE.) That's not something gambiting town does; that's something scum do to look like a real town vengeful.

4) Retracted his claim only when I said his claim meant we were guaranteed to lynch him today with no way out--NOT at any time yesterday or Day One when he was in danger.

5) Used as his defence not that it was to test for reactions, but that he wasn't going to get lynched.

6) Also, CES dying over us (particularly after the Kise kill) is pretty much a neon sign.

I mean, if you were actually town here, I would refuse to hydra with you ever again, and /out from any ongoing games with you, because you're clearly a vezok-level player.

SHOULD I HAVE CLAIMED VT DAY 1 LIKE VEZOK MINA>

[Irish Carbomb]

Seriously this is fucking hilarious

Now I'm going to take a step back and calm the fuck down and try to rationally pinpoint scum

PREDIT:

Unvote

faraday FUCK OFF

get the fuck on AIM and take a step back from the goddamned game, we're not self-voting and throwing the game liek this

[Irish Carbomb]

4) Retracted his claim only when I said his claim meant we were guaranteed to lynch him today with no way out--NOT at any time yesterday or Day One when he was in danger.

GUESS THE FUCK WHAT MINA
I ALREADY FUCKING EXPLAINED WHY THE FUCK WE DIDN'T UNCLAIM BEFORE NOW

im done.

[Faraday]

STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS. I'M TOO FUCKING BAD AT THIS GAME TO BE ABLE TO RESPOND LOGICALLY.

[Irish Carbomb]

STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS. I'M TOO FUCKING BAD AT THIS GAME TO BE ABLE TO RESPOND LOGICALLY.

LOOK CAN'T EVEN POST ON THE RIGHT ACCOUNT

[TheButtonmen]

I don't care about AIM transcripts, particularly since you could just write a fake transcript right now.

We are lynching you.

No WIFOM. No "But what if they just suck at Mafia?"

LYNCH IRISH CARBOMB. LYNCH IRISH CARBOMB. LYNCH IRISH CARBOMB.

Word.

[Irish Carbomb]

fucking blame it on us if it makes you feel ~SUPERIOR SCUMHUNTERS~

[Irish Carbomb]

VEZOK OR NOT VEZOK YOU DECIDE?

http://67.222.17.61/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11722 - TOTALLY PLAYED FUCKING *SHIT* Here. I mean sure I nailed Sensfan as scum day 1 but I'd say overall I was at least 9/10 on a vezok level.

http://67.222.17.61/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12609 - LMAO I fucking mislynched the vig day 1 here. god this was 10/10 on the vezok scale of faradayness.

http://67.222.17.61/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12922 - GOT LYNCHED DAY 1. replaced a scummy guy BUT BUT BUT i was a cop who got lynched. i mean come on. fuck outta here. 5/10

http://67.222.17.61/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13389 - called the scum here actually 3/10 still, shoulda fakeclaimed bp in a newbie game. bad play.

http://67.222.17.61/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13677 - LOST IN LYLO. fucking n00bpiraka 6/10

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15082 - was ALMOST CONFIRMED in LYLO but got lynched. fucking TRASH. 8/10

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16754 OH GOD THIS. MY WORST GAME. SUP FATE. VOTED FARSIDE IN LYLO. she totally deserved it. 10/10 vezok's. fuck looking bad.

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17650 - CULT GAME BUT MY READS WERE TRASH. 8/10


NOW MINA. I'M CLEARLY VEZOK. FEEL OKAY ABOUT THIS LYNCH. you could NEVER have guessed this. your read was right the mod just flipped us wrong! tbm don't blame yourself it's all wifom! it's okay guys we deserve it. we're fucking awful. BTW i assume reck has shit games but i felt this showed enough to prove once and for all we are VEZDERPIRAKA.

now i'm done posting in this game because it's retarded and you're all gonna fucking act like douchebags postgame/rest of game.

ALSO THIS MIGHT BE ATE, TERRIBLE PLAYER..NO WAIT i just don't fucking care anymore. reck can read if he wants i'm not gonna fucking bother.

HEY SO DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU GUYS CAN'T HELP IT WE'RE BAD. i'm totally fucking gonna saviour a mislynch for the first time though. mina basically ADMITTING to throwing the game means town don't deserve this anyway.

[Albert B. Rampage]

What

[Albert B. Rampage]

Vote: Mina/Katsuki

Clearly they are scum if they've survived the nightkills thus far.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Fate and Sensfan dead. Minasuki is the trolling scum neighbor of the band.

[Irish Carbomb]

Fate and Sensfan dead. Minasuki is the trolling scum neighbor of the band.

ITA!

i am vezok level and don't know how to vote though.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Well I'm fine lynching you first and you can use your vengeful kill on Mina. I trust Reck to do this, not Faraday btw. Kill Mina FTW.

[Irish Carbomb]

Hmm. I guess I could vengekill Mina. Okay. That sounds reasonable - let me discuss it with reck!

[Mina]

Um...

You know that the tone of my posts was pretty tongue-in-cheek, just because /out-ing from games with Faraday was an empty threat when IC was obvscum, and I thought it was obvious that he was just trolling as a last-ditch effort to escape a guaranteed lynch.

...but thank you both so much for showing me your true colours, anyway.

present a single case or piece of evidence on us and you can be absolved of all of this

And the long list of bulletpoints for why your claim is the most unlikely thing ever doesn't count as "a single piece of evidence"?

Oh, God forbid! I called someone scum who retracted the claim they made on D1 ONLY when they realized their claim had 100% guaranteed their lynch. It's clearly only the fault of the people voting for you, because you're the innocent victims in this. I mean, everyone YOU'VE called 100% confirmed scum this game has been scum, right?

Right

?

You really have nerve.

Unlike some people in this site, I'm not the type to get into a pissing match about who did what several months ago that proves he's an awesome player. And I wasn't arguing that I'm better than mediocre (my only strengths in Mafia are looking town and not doing anything mindnumbingly stupid) or that I put a lot of effort into this game early on (although Katsuki certainly hasn't been lurking). But you supposedly claimed something to "save yourself from a mislynch," but ended up just guaranteeing you'd be a distraction and an eventual mislynch. Don't you dare make me feel like I'm the one who did something wrong. (Guess what, I was also wagoned on D1! And even though I'm nowhere near the brilliant player you are, I got out of it and ended up being treated as confirmed town

without

a fakeclaim!)

Seriously, after the shit Faraday gave me for giving MacavityLock the benefit of the doubt in ACoK, apparently I'm now an idiot for wanting to lynch a liar rather than let myself fall into second-guessing?

I hate that the strongest bit of evidence in your favour right now is that you're both loathsome, disgusting individuals if you're trying to make me feel like shit about myself and pulling this over-the-top appeal to emotion as scum. Because logically, Faraday's retraction should be as obvious a scumclaim as Blackberry's, particularly since I know Faraday hates when other people pull moves like this. What gambiting townie has the fucking nerve to keep up a claim for days and then be all, "Mina, convince me that I shouldn't kill Sens with my vengeful shot"? But both of you are posting so much vicious invective and rage that I'm finding it hard to believe someone would fake this.

Seriously, if you're town, then 50% of you should be more thickskinned and mature rather than throw a tantrum because someone had an issue with one aspect of your play this game. The other 50% should get over your massive ego and get a fucking sense of perspective and objectiveness. You made a move you thought was clever but blew up in your face. Admit the problem is at least

partly

on your end rather than throwing around blame as loudly and as vitriolically as possible, and that from an outside POV, you look terrible as a result of your actions.

And if you're scum, go fuck yourselves.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote Minasuki, vote IC

[Albert B. Rampage]

ITT Mina learns how to lie convincingly?

[Irish Carbomb]

Seriously, after the shit Faraday gave me for giving MacavityLock the benefit of the doubt in ACoK, apparently I'm now an idiot for wanting to lynch a liar rather than let myself fall into second-guessing?

I'm not the type to get into a pissing match about who did what several months ago

lol