Kids in the Hall Mafia - Game Over, Daves are Supreme

[Mist Beauty]

Also willing to hammer. The constant stalling on a claim REALLY feels like scum just holding out. I am interested in hearing a claim though.

Feeling quite convinced about Farside's townliness by now. Not liking Umbrage's wishy washy feel either, but Pops feels like the choice for today. More to say, but tomorrow is a better day.

He claimed Vanilla Townie.

[Medicated Lain]

Not even a video to share?

vote:popsofctown

L1, and I mean it.

[Kison]

MBL is at Burning Man till Monday. We should wait till Saturday at least before ending day or he'll completely miss the night phase.

[VP Baltar]

EK et Farside et VP IMPORTANT QUESTION TIME:

You've got a gut with one glorious bullet in it. Who do you shoot?

vollkan. he's scum who has tied his boat to pops.

[Porochaz]

Gah, Ill wait it out, I so wanted to hammer Hey Umbrage, whilst we have time to waste, fancy telling us the motivation behind your actions for today?

[shaft.ed]

MBL is at Burning Man till Monday. We should wait till Saturday at least before ending day or he'll completely miss the night phase.

In the hypothetical situation that a lynch were to occur in the very near future I will be extending the night phase to avoid such large cans of worms.

no rush though, proceed as you wish

[Umbrage]

Gah, Ill wait it out, I so wanted to hammer Hey Umbrage, whilst we have time to waste, fancy telling us the motivation behind your actions for today?

First, finding scum. Then, getting this day over with so I could get people to vote the scum I found.

[Porochaz]

Lazy option then, just going for the person you think is town because you can't be assed. Anyway, nothing much has changed here, I'll be voting you tomorrow for your actions today.

vote pops

[Porochaz]

Night Time, I assumed everyone would be ok with the hammer seeing what the mod said.

[elvis_knits]

I'm okay with the hammer seeing as he claimed VT with no character or video.

[DrippingGoofball]

I'll claim at L-1 and someone with a promise to hammer, that's how things ought be done.

That's NOT how it works. You auto-claim at L-1.

NO PROMISE TO HAMMER NECESSARY.

That's stupid. You're within frikkin' quickhammering range when you're at L-1. That's CLAIM TIME.

I hope that's clear.

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm okay with the hammer seeing as he claimed VT with no character or video.

Indeed.

[farside22]

mod: just a reminder I'm on vacation till Monday night

[imaginality]

I'm okay with the hammer seeing as he claimed VT with no character or video.

Yep.

The unannounced L-1 vote, too much apologising, deflecting onto DGB, bad claim, and useful info to be gained (a pops scumflip would point to scooby-town imo).

Given shaft.ed's comment,

Unvote; vote: popsofctown

[imaginality]

lol, missed Prozac's vote.

[scooby]

Someone help because I can't decide who is scummier: volkan, imaginiality or dgb?

[VP Baltar]

dgb's probably not scum here from what I can tell. vollkan on the other hand...

at least he'll have a long night to work on his backpedal when pops flips scum.

[elvis_knits]

Yeah vollkan needs rope too

vollkan's scooby vote was really weak, and his explanation to me is even weaker.

If you didn't assign scooby scumpoints for this, why did you vote him?? I didn't see other discussion directed at scooby from you.

I haven't given Scooby any of my scumpoints yet (see first two lines of this for an explanation of what I mean), but the line of inquiry is valid.

In short, it wouldn't meet my threshold for scumpoints, but it did meet the threshold for something to use to springboard discussion.

In short, vollkan voted for scooby without thinking scooby was scum, and he's trying to weasel out of it.

[Farsiracy]

Someone help because I can't decide who is scummier: volkan, imaginiality or

dgb

Lord Gurgi?

I fixed it for you.

Something about the hammer from poro that sits heavy with me. All that talk about Umbrage to hammer pops, gives me bad ju ju.

[farside22]

Someone help because I can't decide who is scummier: volkan, imaginiality or

dgb

Lord Gurgi?

I fixed it for you.

Something about the hammer from poro that sits heavy with me. All that talk about Umbrage to hammer pops, gives me bad ju ju.

Sorry I forgot to sign out of my hydra account. This was me.

[Umbrage]

Lazy option then, just going for the person you think is town because you can't be assed. Anyway, nothing much has changed here, I'll be voting you tomorrow for your actions today.

vote pops

I'm not exactly sure what you expect me to do. Seems whenever I push a case these trolls insult me.

[shaft.ed]

"You know in China, when you eat at McDonald's they give you a

little wooden fork

. And it comes in a little paper wrapper with instructions on how to use your fork. If the Chinese want to impress their friends, they've go to be highly skilled with the use of their fork. Even more so then us Westerners. They can eat a

whole cheeseburger

with fork. Bet you can't do that. I can do fries, but I've never tried a cheeseburger before. It must be pretty tough.

What's that? Eleven? Eleven what? Oh yeah eleven votes. I know, I'm payin attention, I just thought you might want to talk about wooden tableware in the Asiatic Mountain region. O.K. I guess we can get on with it."

Gavin pulls an axe out from his backpack. He approaches popsofctown who is seated at the table with the rest of the board of directors. "Wow that's a pretty big gourd you've got there. I bet it's gonna be a heavy one."

Shouts erupt from the crowd of characters gathered. "He's got a bollum head!" shout a man with a strange southern drawl.

pops calmly lays his head on the table and with a swift swing of his axe Gavin lops his head off. "That really is a big one," Gavin says after tossing it onto the scale. "11.5 pounds, what a whopper! O.K. now to find out his alignment." Gavin dips his finger into the pool of pops' blood on the table and then sticks his finger tip into his mouth. He begins to giggle his face is splattered with blood, "oooohhhohhh. It tingles!"

"He must be town. Only wholesome blood tingles like that."

Everyone begins to rummage through pops' pockets looking for any clues to his role, while Gavin whites blood off his glasses using his T-shirt. You find a notebook. And page after page after page only two words are written on it. Some of those words are David, but most of them are Dave.

popsofctown has been lynched. He was Bruce Singing Daves I Know, Dave Counter,

Innocent Character

popsofctown

(11) Amrun, scooby, VP Baltar, farside22, elvis_knits, DrippingGoofball, Mist Beauty, Umbrage, Mysterio, Medicated Lain, Porochaz

Umbrage

(3) Kison, popsofctown

scooby

(3) Lord Gurgi, imaginality, Lurconis

VP Baltar

(1) vollkan


Not Voting: MrBuddyLee, Internet Stranger, Untrod Tripod, SpyreX

Night time will last until everyone has reported in from VLA
However, please try to get actions in promptly

[shaft.ed]

musical interlude

[shaft.ed]

OK Folks, I know I said there wasn't a hard deadline because we're waiting on people who are VLA, but I'm still missing night actions from a number of players. Given that the last VLAs are due back today, you should definitely get your actions in ASAP. I will be opening the thread as soon as those players have returned.

[shaft.ed]

You come back to your board meeting after a looong bathroom break. You've really got to stop drinking all that water. But you are glad that you missed the carnage. When you arrive back in the room there is a pile of heads stacked up like a pyramid, with a note on them.

"For Gavin"

Is all the note reads.

"Oh great a present, I love presents! This one time, when I was 7, my Mom bought be a present. It was a

stick of gum

. And it had only been chewed for an hour before she gave it to me. I was so happy. I name him Albert and took him with me everywhere. But then one day Albert had a horrific accident. I was chewing him. In my mouth. To keep him hydrated. When I thought I saw an eel monkey under the television. I was so surprised, I swallowed Albert. I looked for him in my poo for weeks, but never saw him again.

But this present is almost as great. Look at all those heads! I wonder where they came from, was someone a mythical many headed beast, like an

ancient hydra

?"

Gavin starts weighing the pile of heads. "Oh I guess not. This is just a pile of old lady heads. 295.2 pounds. That'd make about 30. That number sounds familiar. Oh yeah you're right. Kison is missing. He must have been 30 Helens. The town aligned double voter.

But we've got one extra head. And there's a thing stuck on it? It looks like a chain one would secure a pen with. But the pen is missing. I guess I'll just weigh it with the pen holder. 12.2 pounds. That big head must be town. And it belonged to farside22. She was Barton the Reciprocal Tracker."

Kison, 30 Helens, Double Voter,

Innocent Character

has been killed
farside22, Barton, Reciprocal Tracker,

Innocent Character

has been killed

It is now Day 2, with 18 alive it takes 10 to lynch or 9 to No Lynch

Deadline is 30 days from this post

(expired on 2011-10-06 11:00:37)