***FLASHBACK TO DAY 3 just after the Hinduragi lynch but before night***
'Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet', the group called out as one. (They'd realised they were dumb and couldn't lynch scum, so some basic learning was required!)
AGM grinned. 'And Black', he put in. 'Don't forget Black', he said, smiling to himself.
'Dude, there's no
Black
', Vi had argued.
'Maybe you guys just don't know about it?' AGM asked, a rather annoying and secret smile plastering his face. He had a face not even a mother could love.
'What the fuck? It says it right here!' Screaming Death Clan said flipping the book open, showing the relevant page.
AGM shrugged. 'Well, I'm just saying where I'm from we always say Black at the end. It's the most powerful of all the colours. You can't do it
without
Black.'
'Dude, what the fuck? You're a moron. There's only 7 colours. I know that, and I'M from Canada', said Lady Lambdadelta.
Nikanor nodded, sadly. He too was from Canada. He knew her pain. (lol mock my rambling Mina? fuck your country
)
Vezok looked confused. Nobody was really surprised by this until he asked them what they'd been talking about.
'Blackest Night Mafia', said AGM.
'The Colours of the Rainbow', said Yami-Swan and ToastyToast in unison.
AGM laughed, nervously. 'Haha, trolled you guys, bet you thought I was a moron, didn't you?' he said strolling from the room telling himself how sexy he'd look dressed as a girl while shouting 'TROLLED YOU SO BAD' back to them.
There was a stunned silence about the room.
'Is...is AGM braindead?' asked Mastermind of Sin, feeling a little sorry for the poor guy, now.
'Nope. He's just...roleplaying', GreyICE said, a sad look on his face. 'And roleplaying very well, at that', added Regfan. The group left now, feeling rather melancholy. They all felt somewhat sorry for themselves. Why had he inflicted such accurate roleplaying upon them?
***FLASHBACK OVER****
AGM closed his wardrobe, giggling to himself. He had the BEST troll planned for tomorrow. He looked in the mirror staring back at himself dressed in a skimpy dress and high heels. He knew that dress would REALLY show off his hips. He'd make such a pretty girl. He practised his giggle a number of times before nodding. He was happy; it sounded
sexy
.
The Doorbell rang, much to AGM's surprise. He answered it and saw a dark figure stood at the door.
AGM laughed. 'I know you are Mafia Mystery Man/Woman, but I am ReaperCharlie. I can take you. Come on in.'
Gonna troll them SO much
, he thought smugly.
The mysterious figure was puzzled. It wasn't
supposed
to be this easy. Typical Charlie, arrogance personified. Oh well, he brought the object in his hand up and beat ReaperCharlieGM to death with it.
----
The Body was discovered the following morning by the Assistant Camp Director. She saw a Lantern beside him, which was covered in blood. It was a Black Lantern. She rolled her eyes, sighing. How very droll. It's another Blackest Night joke!
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' she screamed.
'AGM is dead. No, wait, I'm not sure. Fuck', she said, mumbling to herself. Oh fuck, I need to get in character, she thought.
She looked at the body. 'Obv dead, don't need to say why', she said out loud, liking how in character she was now.
Like a boss
This was getting to be tiresome, and she hated Faraday for dying on her. It was typical; he'd become a Mina fanboy and had decided he was too lazy so he went and died (though if it's anything like her GTKAS thread, I'll come back to life after a month...). She was cold, and she'd decided to dress as her favourite scummer might this morning. Rainbow shorts and a windbreaker, not that it was normal clothing, but it was what he'd have worn.
She phoned Reception and adopted her best Irish accent.
'Oi, we've anudder one dead here', she said, cringing, hoping her voice could POSSIBLY be considered half as glorious as that of her favourite scummer (hey, gee, I wonder who Mina is a Fangirl of, guys?). This was going to be a long day.
