UPick: Mafiascum Fantasy Camp - All over!

[Vi]

LETS DANCE THE DANCE VI

You're claimed scum at this point.

I'm fucking serious, EVERYTHING you've said today had made it clear.

I was on the fence with you yesterday, because you SEEMED to be Town-Vi cmoing around to FINALLY reading this slot as town.

But thsi day youve run out of mislynches, and literally EVERY post and point you've made against me has made my scumdar go haywire.

You're making LLD sound like a logical, reasonable person.

Clarification: At least LLD tried to explain what is essentially GUT! >=D

[Screaming Death Clan]

Vi is scumplaining because WTF HOW CAN THEY LYNCH ME OVER MY PERFECT MISLYNCH FODDER SDC TODAY? NOOOOOOOO

This is the thing Im talking about from Fire Emblem:

Amazing how Fate is just now reading the stuff I posted on Hiraki.

http://www.quicktopic.com/46/H/CPFXiHUt9vi

As scum, I ignored Vi's case on Hiraki UNTIL LYLO WHEN I WANTED TO LYNCH HIM.

This is the EXACT same shtick Vi has used TODAY in reference to Spy and Reck, NOW she cares about the DH tracker thing, NOW she cares about the governor claim NOW he's fucking SCUM and wants to MISLYNCH US since he got his Hindu lynch yesterday.

DID I MENTION THE ALMASTERGM KILL?
LOL

That was basically the breadcrumb how that post was me, btw. IVE been on the end of an AGM tunnel, TWICE. Hito's game and Mafia and Masons (links if asked for) where AGM DERPTUNNELES on me without relent. And he was THAT kind of tunneled on Vi and NEVER letting up. So he killed em.


I'll go into deeper detail and do a complete write up EVERY player here, but the scumteam is seriously:
Toasty
GreyICE
Vi


And its been spinnin round in round in my head the reasons why. Yes Toasty is MUCH more likely than Vezok to be scum out of the ninja brothers. Specially with his 180 on this slot TODAY of all days when Vi is getting run up.

The town reads I posted earlier are CONCRETE though.
Benmage is painfully town, he's read less of thread than ME probably and has Vi as obvscum.
LLD has been town since D1.
Nikanor has been confirmed town since D1, not just by role but by posting style. Him wanting to quicklynch us is just in line with a townie that has been perfectly manipulated to go along with the flow that scum want this game day.
Regfan is.... who? I've no recollection of any contribution he's made since skimming, but he's basically town via PoE by the OBVSCUM.
Vezok/Irony... I expect no more from then. Their play is famous for being useless fucking pieces of shit thread stuffers. Not surprised at all. MoS' post resonates with me that "them being shit is null, cant use it as a scumtell" if we had EXTRA LYNCHES (HINDURAGI IM LOOKING AT FUCKING YOU) we should kill them for SUCK. But alas...


SPEAKING OF HINDU

HE GETS HIS OWN FUCKING POST

[Screaming Death Clan]

oh I left out Yami-Swan

YEAH HES TOWN AND KATSUKI BETTER BE THE ONE HERE READING ME AS TOWN SO THEY CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

now for hindu

[Yami-Swan]

SDC (not the player itself) shall forever be the epitome of sanity.

[ToastyToast]

"twas not a 180. Yesterday I said your claim was scummy as fuck, but it wasn't enough to lynch you over Hindu. Now....you look pretty scummy to me.

[Vi]

scumplaining

Faraday should be here within three hours. At that time you'll have fun with that statistic I just gave.

SPEAKING OF HINDU

HE GETS HIS OWN FUCKING POST

An incredible use of time and energy.

[Yami-Swan]

Oh since I know the other head will probably ask this when she gets back, why has Massclaim still not happened yet?
I'm fine with it happening after VIDEATH but now we don't know what AGM was for example.
I really need to look at which players went "HURRDURR MC BAD IDEA LA" but I'm a bit lazy for that.

[Screaming Death Clan]

HINDU YOU TROLLING PIECE OF SHIT.

YOU LOOK RIGHT HERE AT THIS POST WHICH IS FOR YOU.

YOUR CONFIRMED SCUM READ ON US WAS WHAT PUSHED SPYREX OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME, AND PISSED ME OFF FOR WEEKS WITHOUT ABILITY TO POST HERE IN RETALIATION.

AND BEFORE YOU EVER BEGIN TO MAKE THAT FUCKING POST IN THE DEAD QT "OH FATE SHOULDA REPLACED IN EARLIER I CAN READ HIM TOTES TOWN 1000% ALL THE TIME. STOP. AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU WOULDNT HAVE READ SHIT, BECAUSE YOU WERENT PLAYING TO A TOWN WIN CON THIS GAME

YOU WERE PLAYING TO BE LIKE ABR, AND THE WORST PART? YOU DID WELL. BECAUSE ABRS A DUMB FUCK WITH SHIT READS THAT TUNNELS ON BAD SCUMREADS ALL THE WAY TO DEATH.

AND THENY OU WHINED ABOUT YOUR MISLYNCH BECAUSE "OH WHAA IM JUST IN CHARACTER

FUCK YOUR IN CHARACTER. YOU WASTED TOWNS LYNCH AND FOREVER HAVE US STUCK IN THE MISLYNCH CATEGORY BECAUSE OF IT. YOU ALTERED THE ENTIRE PSYCHOLOGY OF THIS TOWN BY BEING A USELESS FUCKING DERP. AND VI SCUM LOOKED FUCKING TOWN PUSHING YOUR LYNCH BECAUSE YOUR PLAY WAS SUCH SHIT. THE ONLY ONE TO READ YOU AS TOWN? GREYSCUM. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I DONT WANT TO HEAR SHIT FROM YOU POSTGAME

I DONT WANT TO HEAR "WELL IHAD FUN TEHEHEEE"

OR

"I HAD GOOD SCUMREADS BUT I HAD TO BE ABR LOL!"

OR ANYTHING.

YOU APOLOGIZE.

YOU FUCKING LEARN TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE.

YOU SWALLOW YOUR EGO AND YOU SAY "YEAH MY PLAY FUCKED TOWN OVER PRETTY BAD" YOU GODDAMN DEADWEIGHT. YOU GOT MISLYNCHED OVER FUCKING GODDAMN VEZOK. PUT THAT ON YOUR WIKI YOU USELESS SACK.

AND DONT EVER QUESTION WHY I DONT SHEEP YOU ING AMES AGAIN WITH PLAY LIKE FUCKING THIS OR REFUSE TO WORK WITH YOU. HAFL THE REASON I DIDNT WORK WITH YOU IN [REDACTED] WAS BECAUSE OF THIS GAME AND YOUR READS HERE.

[Screaming Death Clan]

scumplaining

Faraday should be here within three hours. At that time you'll have fun with that statistic I just gave.

SPEAKING OF HINDU

HE GETS HIS OWN FUCKING POST

An incredible use of time and energy.

Faradays on Skype now with me.

have you been hammered?

HHAEHHAHHAHEEHAE GLORYT

JUSTICE

FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Lost Butterfly]

Day 4, end of day votecount

Vi (6) - Benmage, Lady Lambdadelta, Vezokpiraka, GreyICE, Screaming Death Clan, Yami-Swan

Vezokpiraka (1) - Regfan
Screaming Death Clan (3) - Mastermind of Sin, Vi, ToastyToast

Not voting:

(1) - Nikanor

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Vi has been lynched. Stay tuned for a scene and flip.

[Lost Butterfly]

MAFIASCUM FANTASY CAMP BULLETIN: DAY FOUR

since 2011

1) It has come to our attention that the rule against ongoing game discussion has been broken. singersigner was informed of Vi's alignment before the scene was posted. Therefore, in order to maintain the integrity of the game state, a mod decision was reached:

singersigner, "FATE MOTHERFUCKING SKYPEFAIL" Fangirl

,

Not-Appearing-In-This-Game Aligned

, was modkilled D4.

2)

Due to urgent camp business that could not be preempted, we were forced to delay Vi's flip. (And yes, playing Skype Mafia counts as urgent, according to the ghost of the camp director who coerced the assistant director into letting this game languish for several hours.)

Therefore, a special guest will be taking over tonight's Mafiascum Fantasy Camp programming for us.

In honour of the lynch of his biggest fan, the mod scene will be presented by none other than Gammagooey! Unfortunately, Vi itself won't be able to enjoy it, having gone through rigor mortis four hours ago. But I'm sure her spirit will rest more easily in that great party in the sky knowing that her idol cares.

Enjoy the rest of your stay!

[Gammagooey]

SO once upon a time gamma joined a vi game and vi thought gamma was totally cool for a newbie cause he lynched a scums one time.
And gamma thought that vi games were cool so he joined some more and stuff.
He was pretty much the best mafia player ever and was handsome and and brilliant and amazing and Vi thought it would be funny
to give him tarhalindur over and over again (and it WAS and he was totally amazing at pledge of allegiance mafia because of it.)

So anyway then gamma replaced into the GOD SERAPH ROLE in mafia on holy orders and he was super good at the game all the time AND
talked about touhou a lot in the mod qt he had with vi. Fueled by their mutual passion for silly games with girls dodging thousands of bullets, they joined together
as scum in defcon 3, hosting the best party that ever happened ever, and Gamma and Vi got asploded in gigantic nuke fireballs.

BUT Vi HAD SURVIVED THE BLAST. Mourning its glorious partying comrade Gamma, Vi donned party hats to remember him by and invited
people to party with it in secret quicktopics.
APPARENTLY SCUMMY SECRET QUICKTOPICS. As Vi was shoved onto an aircraft carrier for maximum roleplaying accuracy, Vi finally gave up
and decided to go with it. As a nuke detonated over the camp lake, a lifeboat with part of the ship's stereo system floated up to the shore.

This was the song it was playing.

-

-

-

-

Well shit.

Vi, Gammagooey Fanentityofambiguousgender,

Town Aligned

, was lynched D4.

Deadline for night actions is (expired on 2011-09-20 23:05:36).

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Wait, seriously? Fanentityof okay no that's dumb. Bad Faraday/Mina.

Vi, Gammagooey Fan???,

Town-aligned

was NUKED D4.

[Lost Butterfly]

Okay, once upon a time in a land fairly far away, but not that far there lived a glorious dead mod named Faraday. This isn't relevant to the scene per se, but I am fairly enamoured with myself and wanted you all to know that. Hey woo guess why this is relevant!

LLD had enough. She couldn't live with these crazy people any more. Why would anyone

choose

to be another scummer? Why the hell would you put yourself through that sort of torture. Why not act normal? Act

yourself

. A Pikachu going around pretending to be bastards. People of ambiguous gender going around in funny shaped party hats. It was all too much. Hell, there'd even been a gangsta kitty going around using innuendo all the time. (They'd promptly killed that, of course.)

There would be no more SELF HAMMERING, no more 'etc', no more 'Hey guys, I'm just ABR trololol' and no fucking more scumputing. She was sick of this camp and the weirdos who lived there.

So as she was about to leave someone came from behind and shot her right in the back of the head. OH NO LADY LAMBDADELTA GOT MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD.

So they used her blood and like painted on a wall

'lol you're dead'

because the mafia found faraday's jokes funny and it worked within the framework of the scene as LLD likes to use red truth.

Oh and then LLD came back from the dead and asked Faraday why he wrote a bad scene and he was like 'I'm dead too, duh', and everyone agreed he was.

LADY LAMBDADELTA - LADY LAMBDADELTA FANGIRL,

Town Aligned

died night 4

[Lost Butterfly]

Day 5, #VC 0

Not voting:

(9) - Nikanor, Vezokpiraka, Benmage, Yami-Swan, Screaming Death Clan, GreyICE, ToastyToast, Regfan, Mastermind of Sin

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

[singersigner]

BAH.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

^ When did Singer Join this game...?

Faraday, why is my death scene so terribad?

Good Luck Town!

[GreyICE]

'kay, it's obviously mass claim day. Nikanor, can you vote at all?

[Mastermind of Sin]

Why is SDC still alive? >.<

[Nikanor]

'kay, it's obviously mass claim day. Nikanor, can you vote at all?

No and no.
If, for some reason, scum have four members left, we've already lost so there's no point in mass claiming. Otherwise, we should have SDC 'self-govern' and lynch them, to both test the claim and to use up their one-shot if they do happen to be a mafia governor.
If the self-govern goes through, it'll be seven votes left tomorrow with three scum, and we can massclaim.
If the self-govern does not go through, it'll be six votes left tomorrow with two scum, and we can still massclaim.
SDC, if town, should not refuse to self-govern because if he's town and the self-govern doesn't go through, we lose.

Does anyone see any flaws with this plan?

[Screaming Death Clan]

FUCK THIS GAME

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

VI SCUM WOULDVE BROKEN THE GAME OPEN

ALL SIGNS POINTED TO IT

NOW IT LOOKS LIKE WERE BEING TROLLED BY LURKSCUM OR SOME SHIT

WE'RE MASSCLAIMING TODAY OBV

[Screaming Death Clan]

Why is SDC still alive? >.<

CAUSE WEVE BEEN PRIMED FOR THE FINAL MISLYNCH BY GREYSCUM ALL THIS TIME

AND
ITS

NOT

GOING

TO

HAPPEN

WHILE

I

STILL

BREATHE

[Screaming Death Clan]

'kay, it's obviously mass claim day. Nikanor, can you vote at all?

No and no.
If, for some reason, scum have four members left, we've already lost so there's no point in mass claiming. Otherwise, we should have SDC 'self-govern' and lynch them, to both test the claim and to use up their one-shot if they do happen to be a mafia governor.
If the self-govern goes through, it'll be seven votes left tomorrow with three scum, and we can massclaim.
If the self-govern does not go through, it'll be six votes left tomorrow with two scum, and we can still massclaim.
SDC, if town, should not refuse to self-govern because if he's town and the self-govern doesn't go through, we lose.

Does anyone see any flaws with this plan?

its a waste of fucking time, but I'm down for it if it makes you FEELGOODZ and there's no other way or point to using this power.

Specially since scum seem to be too fucking stupid to shoot the last mason, another death would be nice.

[Screaming Death Clan]

I'd be pretty fuckin pissed if it were SCUMASONS TROELOLOL NO REVEAL ON DEATH

and CandleJACKED us up to hell and back.

Either way

this game was fucked ever since BOTH Hindu and Vi were town trollfucking us.

[Screaming Death Clan]

Toasty is scum, his ISO is made of just too much PURESHIT and the latest thing hes said for about 10 pages of content has been "LOL SCUMMY GOVERNOR CLAIM=GOOD TIME TO VOTE SDC NAO"

Vezok is probably scum JUST because all the active townies that have been fighting eachother have been ALL TOWN fucking apparently.

Grey is scum because Grey has been scum and "NIKANOR CAN U VOTE?" is obviously just a blatant rolefish to set-up his SCUMQUICKHAMMAH plans.

That's all I have, the problem is you fucks are still gonna be all LOL BUT SDC HAS BEEN RUN UP SO MUCH HE HAS TO BE SCUM RIGHT? DEAD TOWNIES CALLED HIM SCUM SO HE SCUM RITE???

TROLOLOOL?

and we're going to lose regardless because theres NO FUCKING MISLYNCHES LEFT.

My god.

I was SO prepared to self-vote after a Vi-scum flip because I didnt want to deal with "LOL NICE BUS FATE" and we woulda HAD an extra mislynch

but now

my god

how the fuck were those people town

how the fuck are any of you town the only fucking PERSON I can trust is Benmage what the fuck is this

[Screaming Death Clan]

SDC is town other than his scummy-as-fuck claim. In other words, I'm not lynching him but don't want him around in lylo.

GreyICE is obv Third party (who wouldn't put VHESSKID as a third party--pretty sure thats who he is). His goal is probably something like TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I always love it when people ask me questions like I haven't been showing the answers all day.

SDC, VEZOK, SOMEONELSE

GreyICE third party

Unvote:Vote:SDC

. His power is an obvscumgambit anyways. I really don't mind which one goes first.

I implore someone to look between these ISO posts and tell me what changed

Because this guy is fucking scum

If he were town Vezok would be OBVSCUM and the only lynch he'd ever push due to PoE

but no

he's fucking scum