Mediator: "Greetings! I will be your Mediator for this negotiating session. There are evil forces afoot, attempting to deprive every fun-loving NBA fan of their joy, and destroy workers and businesses across the nation! We need to root them out! That is why I have called you all here. The people in this room can end this madness! I can't tell you exactly what you are up against, but there are some in the room that want the season to burn. We need to root them out, so we can get a deal done. There are 15 people in the room. I've found one person myself that is part of the problem, and I shall remove them shortly."
*People start looking at one another wondering who it is*
Mediator: "So that said, lets get to work. We must get all the obstructionist out of the room before we can seal the deal. Mr. Kessler? You are dismissed. Your services are no longer required. Please leave."
Mr. Kessler: "Me? You must be joking?"
Mediator: "No sir, please leave. We can't make a deal with you in the room."
Mr. Kessler: "I can't believe this, Fine. But when the season starts, who will you vilify then?"
*Mr. Kessler leaves the room muttering softly to himself*
Mediator: "Now, then... let us begin. I am here to facilitate. Not participate. From here, it is all up to you."
In honor of the NBA lockout ending, we shall be holding our own negotiations to cleanse the town of the riff-raff holding everything up!
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