Mini 1313: Blood Bowl Mafia (Game over)

[Glork]

Alternative plan:

I shoot Inte
You shoot BBmolla

Since this is turning into a 2v2, we'll have one flip from both sides.

Scum can only kill one person. We go into tomorrow with 3 flips, with either you or dazzy alive, worst case scenario.

You shoot inte, I shoot YOU. Didn't you JUST SAY you'd agree with me 100% because you also lost a game because someone wouldn't fall a plan?

AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKING WANTING TO DO YOUR OWN THING INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THE PLAN I'VE OUTLINED?

Vote count

(7 players alive = 4 to lynch)

(1) BBmolla - Yates

Not voting

: BBmolla, Dazzy, Glork, GreyICE, inte, PeregrineV

Deadline

: Tuesday 24 April 16:00 CET

[Glork]

And my plan doesn't require us to sacrifice any KILLS. (NOT LYNCHES. KILLS.)

Beacuse YOU and I will

BOTH BE ALIVE IN 5P LYLO. IF WE MISLYNCH, WE BOTH KILL ON NIGHT FOUR.

Jesus christ, if you're town you are literally the stupidest motherfucker in the world, Grey. THINK for ONE GODDAMNED SECOND.

[PeregrineV]

@Grey- You are counterclaiming me? So who were your targets, and why? And why did you not claim this in your claim? You claimed reflexive farter or something. So now you roleblock and vig?

@Glork- So I'm an SK who claimed odd night vig because....I'm retarded?

And "6) PV, why did you target Tierce last night?"
I voted Tierce MVP because
1. I voted you the night before. Slandarr flipped so you got your MVP ability.
2. You already crumbed some cop type with Pizza, so if you died I didn't want to waste my vote.
3. Tierce looked better for town after his Ghostlin exchange, plus the stuff above.

"I am protown, and I might agree to follow whatever plan Glork sets for us."

[Glork]

Um, Glork.

I'm shooting Inte tonight.

So dazzy better not flop Inte with anyone, because he is dying. He is not town, Glork.

Your plan requires us to basically sacrifice two extra lynches for no gain. Fuck this plan.

so you're not trying to get glork killed at all are you

jesus christ you're so transparent

dazzy swap me with {molla, grey, or pv}

or don't

feel free to make a decision

And you, mister, shut the fuck up right now.

Dazzy and I are the confirmed innocents. He's going to take orders from ME or NOBODY AT ALL.





Grey and inte: I have plenty of reason to suspect that EITHER of you are scum right now. NEITHER of you are in any position to be making demands or decisions on your own.
Grey, I was leaning towards you being town up until you literally said "I agree 100%" and then in your very next post said "No, I'm not going to go with your plan." Breaking setups and forcing scums to make suboptimal decisions is what I do. It's EXACTLY what got my second paragon. It's how I've won COUNTLESS games. And trust me, the plan I have outlined gives us, bar none, the best odds of winning outrignt.



We are lynching PV today.
Glork is protecting himself.
Dazzy is switching one of {BBMolla/GreyICE} with one of {inte/Yates}, and he will flip coins to determine BOTH ends of his target.



Grey, if you're town and want to possibly throw this game on a coinflip, that's YOUR decision. YOU will be the one ridiculed in postgame, because I know EXACTLY what we're going to do after tonight, REGARDLESS of how the kills shake down.

If you're scum, go right ahead and kill tonight. Coinflip is literally the best odds you could possibly hope for.

[Glork]

@Glork- So I'm an SK who claimed odd night vig because....I'm retarded?

Basically. I think you forgot that we already had a Vig, because he died N1 without using his ability. Every part of your claim is convenient, too. You got "roleblocked" when there is no scum roleblocker (they would have blocked/killed me last night). You claim to be odd-night to explain why you didn't kill N2. You claimed a flavor that fits in with the one-liner of flavor I posted about Trolls occasionally eating the gobbos. Every single bit of your claim not only drips with "I'm trying to make this as convenient as possible," but if it's true, it makes for an inherently swingy, broken, retarded game. The odds of you being scum are astronomically high.

[Glork]

By the way, if PV does happen to flip Trollgroupscum, I'm vigging BBMolla tonight. Lynch GreyICE tomorrow if that happens.

[Glork]

And Grey, if you're town and you hold your kill and the scums gambit and DO manage to kill you tonight, then it's confirmed that Yates/inte are the scums and we'll just win outright anyway.

There is literally not ONE scenario you can name where we're not likely to win. I fucking DARE you to find one. Absolute WORST CASE SCENARIO is if you/BB are the scums and take a massive, giant fucking retarded gamble tonight and try for a kill on inte/Yates.

BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE PUSHING FOR, WHICH IS DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB OF CONVINCING ME THAT YOU ARE SCUM.

[PeregrineV]

@Glork- So I'm an SK who claimed odd night vig because....I'm retarded?

Basically. I think you forgot that we already had a Vig, because he died N1 without using his ability. Every part of your claim is convenient, too. You got "roleblocked" when there is no scum roleblocker (they would have blocked/killed me last night). You claim to be odd-night to explain why you didn't kill N2. You claimed a flavor that fits in with the one-liner of flavor I posted about Trolls occasionally eating the gobbos. Every single bit of your claim not only drips with "I'm trying to make this as convenient as possible," but if it's true, it makes for an inherently swingy, broken, retarded game. The odds of you being scum are astronomically high.

How do I argue with awesome illogic like that?

Papum's claimed delayed bombing dayvig something or another. How would that mean anything to me?

No, convenient is claiming gobbo rookie lineman like every death so far.

So, there is no scum roleblocker because they would have blocked/killed you? And they would have done it night1 also, right? Yet, you have two results and are still alive. It's a Blood Bowl Miracle!!
Try again.

Yeah, my role PM doesn't mention my kill flavor, it says "whatever Glork says."
No.

And how does me as half-vig break anything?

[GreyICE]

And my plan doesn't require us to sacrifice any KILLS. (NOT LYNCHES. KILLS.)

Beacuse YOU and I will

BOTH BE ALIVE IN 5P LYLO. IF WE MISLYNCH, WE BOTH KILL ON NIGHT FOUR.

Jesus christ, if you're town you are literally the stupidest motherfucker in the world, Grey. THINK for ONE GODDAMNED SECOND.

How the fuck does Dazzy dying help us?

Fine. You know what? Fuck it. I'll follow your stupid plan, you dodge tonight, I'll give you SPP, and I'll powervote Inte first thing tomorrow. But if you think I'm wasting one more second answering moron questions, diaf.

[GreyICE]

vote:pv

[Johoohno]

Vote count

(7 players alive = 4 to lynch)

(1) BBmolla – Yates
(1) PeregrineV - GreyICE

Not voting

: BBmolla, Dazzy, Glork, inte, PeregrineV

Deadline

: Tuesday 24 April 16:00 CET

[BBmolla]

VOTE: PV

As long as PV flips scum, I'm fine with this plan. If he's group scum, I'll be a bit worried, but technically we have two bulletproofs so I think we win no matter what if we have 2 or less scum left.

[Glork]

DAZZY, YOU NEED TO RANDOMLY SELECT ONE OF {BBMolla/GreyICE} AND RANDOMLY SELECT ONE OF {inte/Yates} AS YOUR TARGETS TONIGHT.

EVERYBODY WHO IS PROTOWN: YOU MUST CHOOSE ME AS YOUR MVP VOTE.

Now...

Vote: PV

Someone may hammah when ready. I'm willing to bet the game that this is the right play to make.

[Yates]

QUESTIONS WHICH REQUIRE ANSWERS:

4) Yates, why did you choose not to vote last night?

"I'm not voting for anyone this phase. I don't think it would be fair and measured. I'd rather vote for someone that is ready to step up and protect my slot once I have replaced in!"

[Yates]

By the way, if PV does happen to flip Trollgroupscum, I'm vigging BBMolla tonight. Lynch GreyICE tomorrow if that happens.

Testify.

[Yates]

Hammer. God, I hope PV flips Troll. My friggin "Trolls are scum" arguments will finally sink in.

Vote: PV

[Yates]

[Glork]

Dazzy: to be clear, you're doing the random thing assuming PV flips SK. If he flips GROUPscum (same alignment as Slandaar was), pick GreyICE and randomly one of {inte/Yates}.


Hopefully I've made all of this clear enough.

[inte]

This plan is adequate

[PeregrineV]

*sigh*

Hammer. God, I hope PV flips Troll.

He will, as he is a troll, as claimed.

Well, if the mod comes at his normal times, I'll take questions from the peanut gallery until such time as I actually die.

[inte]

How much swag do you have?

[PeregrineV]

How much swag do you have?

Stuff We All Get?

[GreyICE]

How was your first experience as serial killer?

[GreyICE]

And Grey, if you're town and you hold your kill and the scums gambit and DO manage to kill you tonight, then it's confirmed that Yates/inte are the scums and we'll just win outright anyway.

There is literally not ONE scenario you can name where we're not likely to win. I fucking DARE you to find one. Absolute WORST CASE SCENARIO is if you/BB are the scums and take a massive, giant fucking retarded gamble tonight and try for a kill on inte/Yates.

BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE PUSHING FOR, WHICH IS DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB OF CONVINCING ME THAT YOU ARE SCUM.

If you shoot BBMolla tonight, and I shoot Inte tonight, then HOW THE FUCK COULD THE PLAN GO WRONG?

We'd get both flipped. Even if me and BB were scum, YOU'D be the one shooting BB, and that'd be that.

But no, I'm going to have to sit through some pontificating LyLo tomorrow instead of fucking turbo lynching Yates like I want to.

I swear unto fucking god, I will not post at all tomorrow. Period.

[PeregrineV]

How was your first experience as serial killer?

Never been one yet.