Open 385 - No Lynching Town - GAME OVER

[andrew94]

what the crap?
i never linked sleepy as your buddy lol, if sleepy is scum, i dont think you would be his buddy, unless some heavy bussing is going on.


how long to deadline?

[Packbat]

39 hours.

[drmyshotgun]

Okay, it seems that Sleepy will not be coming to this game.
Should we replace him out? Or are we going to lynch him?
As packbat said earlier today, less than two days remain.

[AcRv]

what the crap?
i never linked sleepy as your buddy lol, if sleepy is scum, i dont think you would be his buddy, unless some heavy bussing is going on.

But it's pretty obvious that SleepyKrew IS scum. And so I can't be buddies with drmyshotgun. Unless some magical pixie flies past and SleepyKrew flips town.

[drmyshotgun]

what the crap?
i never linked sleepy as your buddy lol, if sleepy is scum, i dont think you would be his buddy, unless some heavy bussing is going on.

But it's pretty obvious that SleepyKrew IS scum. And so I can't be buddies with drmyshotgun. Unless some magical pixie flies past and SleepyKrew flips town.

A magical pixie Andrew seems to be expecting. I can smell from his tone.
Really, if Sleepy flips scum. Andrew is one to look at.

[drmyshotgun]

EBWOP:

what the crap?
i never linked sleepy as your buddy lol, if sleepy is scum, i dont think you would be his buddy, unless some heavy bussing is going on.

But it's pretty obvious that SleepyKrew IS scum. And so I can't be buddies with drmyshotgun. Unless some magical pixie flies past and SleepyKrew flips town.

A magical pixie Andrew seems to be expecting. I can smell from his tone.
Really, if Sleepy flips TOWN. Andrew is one to look at.

[Metabot]

I honestly dont' think Sleepy is scum. Call me pessimistic, but scum has never been this easy to lynch.

its just so antitownly obvious that no amount of wifom could override the fact that his play is unexplainably bad. He's going to get lynched, sooner or later. We know, therefore, that his absence is more likely due to a genuine lack of interest than a calculated play. Then, we can analyze whether his play is don't-give-a-shit-scum or don't-give-a-shit-town. To me, it seems like arrogant town.

[Packbat]

Screw it.

UNVOTE: SleepyKrew
VOTE: Metabot

Your phrasing reeks of distancing-from-the-mislynch. Doubly so when you're putting no effort into supporting the alternative lynch.

[andrew94]

^ Why not shotgun?

if you think meta is scum, who do you think is his partner

[Packbat]

I haven't reread to look for connections - I'll get back to you.

[AcRv]

I honestly dont' think Sleepy is scum. Call me pessimistic, but scum has never been this easy to lynch.

its just so antitownly obvious that no amount of wifom could override the fact that his play is unexplainably bad. He's going to get lynched, sooner or later. We know, therefore, that his absence is more likely due to a genuine lack of interest than a calculated play. Then, we can analyze whether his play is don't-give-a-shit-scum or don't-give-a-shit-town. To me, it seems like arrogant town.

He stopped posting as soon as I asked him why he wanted to lynch someone for being useless in a game where policy lynches wouldn't work. His ego must be pretty freaking huge if we're assuming that your reasoning is true; we hadn't even directly accused him when he stopped posting.

And as for him being too easy to lynch, you're saying that the guy wearing the suit and waving his Tommy gun in the air is just going on a business/hunting trip? Come on, there is no way town would do ANY of those scummy things... Voting one person for being useless and ignoring another person for doing the same thing... If he genuinely thought being useless was scummy he would have pointed it out about Vincent too.

SleepyKrew is scum. Give us reasons why he's not scum other than he's being too scummy. We know there's no jester, so being too scummy doesn't mean anything.

And I agree with Packbat... Metabot trying to make us not lynch a suspect but not providing an alternative when we're *this* close to deadline? A lynch now benefits town, because if we're wrong we get a confirmed town and that gives us more stuff to go on tomorrow. And if we're right then we take out scum. If you were town thinking SleepyKrew was town it would make sense to hammer him, because then your suspicions of his towniness would be confirmed.

We need to decide now - Who are we lynching? We have less than 24 hours now, we need to decide NOW.

Judging by the last vote count I think we have:
drmyshotgun - (L-2) Metabot, andrew94
SleepyKrew - (L-2) AcRv, drmyshotgun
Metabot - (L-3) Packbat
With SleepyKrew and Vincent not voting, and they're probably not going to post anytime soon =/

Okay guys, which of the three do we want lynched? We don't have time to start pulling out new cases, just make sure four of us are on the same guy.

I haven't reread to look for connections - I'll get back to you.

I'd recommend doing that tomorrow... we don't have time to sprout a new wagon. If the forementioned magical pixie comes past and SleepyKrew is town, and then you die tonight, I'll look for possible connections myself. We simply don't have time to try and change the wagon. If it took the full deadline to get someone one vote away from a lynch, then there's no way a lynch will hit in under 24 hours. SleepyKrew is the most logical lynch given his Tommy gun and suit. A no-lynch isn't going to help us at all. A mislynch helps us out a little bit more (given the mechanic), and a correct lynch is perfect. So we need someone hung today, even if we're wrong. I'm still enclined for SleepyKrew, but Metabot's "he's too scummy so he must be town" seems a bit odd too... but I'd rather SleepyKrew.

[drmyshotgun]

We are out of time...We have to choose a lynch.

[Junpei]

Vote Count 1.8

drmyshotgun (

L-2

):andrew94, Metabot
SleepyKrew (L-2): AcRv, drmyshotgun
Metabot (L-3): Packbat

Not Voting

:Vincent2128, SleepyKrew

With 7 alive, it is 4 to lynch, and 4 to no lynch.

Deadline

:

Saturday April 7th, 2012 ; 6 PM EST

V/LAs

: Vincent2128 March 31 - April 11

Replacements

:SleepyKrew has been prodded

Other

: My neighbors got arrested yesterday, apparently their son was running some sort of drug trafficking front from their home; Aside from the fact that I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, this is funny because it explains some awkward conversations I've had with their son where he kept asking me to mow his lawn or something and I kept saying no; seems he was offering me pot this whole time.

[drmyshotgun]

I'm up for either Metabot or Sleepykrew.
Metabot I'm sure is scum, Sleepy i'm also positive to be guilty. He is contributing ZERO for the town at the moment, so I personally would like to lynch him first.

[Packbat]

I am willing to hammer SleepyKrew in order to prevent a no-lynch. I think Metabot is scummier, however.

[drmyshotgun]

I am willing to hammer SleepyKrew in order to prevent a no-lynch. I think Metabot is scummier, however.

We can't do this with three people though.
Andrew is not going to allow Sleepy to flip somehow, and Metabot is going to stay put with his vote.
God dammit.

[andrew94]

Lets see: if pack and acrv doesnt vote shotgun by the time i gtg night, i will vote on sleepykew

[AcRv]

I'm not flipping, and it's clear Packbat is interested in SleepyKrew and Metabot... You might as well vote SleepyKrew and save us an under the wire finish. As dramatic as they are, they just kinda freak everyone out.

[andrew94]

unvote vote sleepy

gonna go sleep

[Packbat]

Damn - I think it's mathematically impossible to get a Metabot lynch now.

VOTE: SleepyKrew

Let's see the flip.

[Junpei]

Vote Count 1.9

SleepyKrew (

LYNCH

): AcRv, drmyshotgun, andrew94, Packbat
drmyshotgun (L-2):Metabot

Not Voting

:Vincent2128, SleepyKrew

With 7 alive, it is 4 to lynch, and 4 to no lynch.

Deadline

:Saturday April 7th, 2012 ; 6 PM EST

V/LAs

: Vincent2128 March 31 - April 11

Replacements

:

Other

: A flip and a lynch scene will arrive shortly.

[Junpei]

It was a dark and stormy night, so they waited until morning before going out to the barber shop to cut Packbat's wild and mangy hair. Unfortunately, Packbat's hairline is receding so there was no haircut which was convenient, so he had to get it all shaved off. The problem arose when the barber got too close to his scalp and cut his head, creating several scars on his now bald skull.

Across town they were waiting for Packbat to get back so that they could discuss who to search for green cards, signaling a citizen. When he finally did arrive, everyone was so shocked by his new look that they decided to cry.

The one person not to comfort Packbat was SleepyKrew, who was, for all intents and purposes, asleep in the tavern as always. SleepyKrew has gone through three liposuctions, twelve abortions, and twenty six parents who have abandoned him. The town knew that only one thing could be done to a person of SleepyKrew's stature, and they spent the whole day searching his home for a green card (SleepyKrew goes to the bar naked, thus wouldn't have the card on him; he gets arrested every time). Finally, Packbat found it in SleepyKrew's underwear drawer which features several shades of blue womens' underwear, and a green card.

SleepyKrew can not be lynched.

NO LYNCH HAS OCCURRED

You have 72+ hours (April 10 6 PM EST) to submit any night actions you may have.

[Junpei]

It was a light night with the moon glistening fully. Everyone was asleep. SleepyKrew was in the closet.
It was a night like any other. Everyone wasn't asleep. SleepyKrew was throwing up.
It was night. Everyone was; but not for Sleepykrew who was crying.
It was all but night but not for SleepyKrew, who was being slaughtered by the mafia in a grueling fashion. First the thumbs, then the toes, as blood trickled down his pasty skin, the only tears shed were his own. As his skin was slowly and meticulously trimmed, he slowly realized what a waste of time his life had been.

SleepyKrew, Vanilla Townie, was killed night 1

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Vote Count 2.0

Not Voting

:Vincent2128, drmyshotgun, Packbat, andrew94, Metabot, AcRv

With 6 alive, it is 4 to lynch, and 3 to no lynch.

Deadline

:Tuesday May 1st, 2012 ; 6 PM EST (Mod Note: Since the first three weeks only produced 10 pages, I have the discretion to remove 5 days from the deadline if activity stalls)

V/LAs

: Vincent2128 March 31 - April 11

Replacements

:

Other

:

[drmyshotgun]

So...Andrew. Did you know this would happen?

[AcRv]

WHATTHECRAPWASWITHTHATNOLYNCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sorry, I was literally raging when I saw that... I've been holding onto that since he caused the no lynch.

Anyway, going to look at everything in more detail... but my head is still getting over SleepyKrew being town to be honest. Hopefully he'll give an explanation postgame to why he did what he did...