Gaben Mafia: GAME OVER

[Umbrage]

FUCK ME

FUCKING BULLSHIT

GUYS

I WANTED TO STAY COOL

BUT I FEEL THE RAGE INSIDE ME

MEANMELTER HAS TO FUCKING DIE NOW

I'M REALLY VERY SORRY FOR THIS

OH I DIDN'T SLIP

FUCK YOU YES YOU DID.

Two of these people are scum.

Two of these people are scum.

Two of these people are scum.

LALA STUPID GIFS

FUCK YOU THAT ISN'T FUNNY.

ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT FROM HOW SCUMMY YOU ARE OR TRYING TO DISTRACT FROM HOW YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY SCUMHUNTING?

I WANT TO HAMMAH CHECKMATE

YOU WANT TO HAMMER YOUR ONLY VIABLE COUNTER-WAGON??

BIG.

FUCKING.

SURPRISE.

AND OF COURSE YOU'VE NEVER STATED YOU FIND CHECKMATE SCUMMY UP UNTIL NOW. BUT OMG MINI'S DEAD AND SHIT JUST GOT REAL AND YOU NEED TO DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT.

*CUE GIANT FUCKING .GIF*

I KNOW NOTHING I KNOW NOTHING

DON'T PLAY THAT GAME.

What you said implies you have extra knowledge of the setup. Inte did not do this.

How is it implying I have 'extra' knowledge of the setup?

ARE YOU SHITTING ME. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT MAKES YOU A TOTAL SCUMFUCK?

LOOK I CAN SEE TOWN MAKING A MISTAKE LIKE THAT. BUT REFUSING TO ADMIT YOU FUCKED UP? HAHANO, THAT'S A SCUM MOVE.

AND YOU CLEARLY UNDERSTAND IT.

What you said implies you have extra knowledge of the setup. Inte did not do this.

How is it implying I have 'extra' knowledge of the setup?

Inte's post assumes that there is scum.

Your post assumes that there is a definitive number of two(2) scum.

One

of these

is

scum

Two

of these people

are

scum.

It's basically saying the same thing. Only mine is implying there are two scum. Does that mean I know there are exactly two scum? No, it just means that two people are definitely scum, as with any game.

OTHERWISE YOU COULDN'T USE THIS LAME COVER STORY.

I ACTUALLY PREFER THIS COVER STORY:

Also, just so you know, I totally wasn't mocking this post or anything...

BETTER TO SAY IT WAS A JOKE THAN TO BLAME BAD GRAMMAR. DOESN'T MATTER NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

It's not Darox, you dummy.

Why do you say it's not Darox?

MUST. KEEP. ALL. LYNCH. OPTIONS. OPEN. AVOID. GIVING. TOWN. READS. CHALLENGE. ALL. ATTEMPTS. TO. SIMPLIFY. LYNCH. CHOICES. FIND. GOOD. COUNTER-WAGON. QUICKLY.

What makes you SO sure I'm scum?

You slipped. It's pretty obvious.

I didn't slip. I have nothing to slip about. Stop making false accusations.

GOD DAMMIT

NOW CALLING OUT A VALID SLIP IS MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS?

WHAT IF CHECKMATE IS ACTUALLY TOWN?

AREN'T YOU MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS RIGHT NOW?

Hm had a feeling my wagon was nearly started as a reaction test. But the fact on how many people voted is why I'm beginning to question if it was...

WHA

WAH

AWH

REACTION TEST

NO

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

YOU FUCKING SCUMSLIPPED

YOU LIED YOUR ASS OFF ABOUT IT

YOU POSTED A SHITLOAD OF USELESS IMAGES

YOU FUCKED AROUND ALL DAY AND WHINED ABOUT HOW THERE WERE PEOPLE VOTING YOU

AND NOW YOU'RE CLINGING TO CHECKMATE'S WAGON

UNVOTE: checkmate

VOTE: MEANMELTER

DIE SCUM DIE

[Meanmelter]

I'm a butthurt player because I play badly here is me yelling so that way everyone will think I'm being serious so everyone will jump on my new wagon with some fluff in it without any actual reasoning! :DDDDDDDDD

lolno.

ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT FROM HOW SCUMMY YOU ARE OR TRYING TO DISTRACT FROM HOW YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY SCUMHUNTING?

I'm trying to make my posts more appealing and funny. But apparently Mr.Grumpy has ran out of happy.

YOU WANT TO HAMMER YOUR ONLY VIABLE COUNTER-WAGON??

Am I hammering it? No. So no.

DON'T PLAY THAT GAME.

Hey bro, all I know is that there has to be at least 2 scum players. Nothing more. How about you not play this game?

ARE YOU SHITTING ME. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT MAKES YOU A TOTAL SCUMFUCK?

I don't, inte did nearly the same thing but I mean he can get away with it like he's a fucking executive!

NOW CALLING OUT A VALID SLIP IS MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS?

WHAT IF CHECKMATE IS ACTUALLY TOWN?

AREN'T YOU MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS RIGHT NOW?

It's not a slip. So how the dicks is it valid?
Then he's town, yes? It's not my fault everyones seeing him to be a scummy player but you.
No I'm not. Aren't you supposed be doing that right no-Oh wait you are.

REACTION TEST

NO

Looked like one from the start. I don't see the slip, but apparently everyone else does. I don't even think kuribo see's it as anything much scummy. Though I'm not 100% sure on that. Mainly just looked like he would use it to get a good read off me and/or others.

YOU POSTED A SHITLOAD OF USELESS IMAGES

Guilty as charged.
#Swag

YOU FUCKED AROUND ALL DAY AND WHINED ABOUT HOW THERE WERE PEOPLE VOTING YOU

I complained because the wagon was retarded as fuck.

AND NOW YOU'RE CLINGING TO CHECKMATE'S WAGON

I put her in L-1. Does that mean I won't give them time to defend themself (Like they told me to? Hurr hurr) or do I HAVE TO KEEP VOTE THUR OTHERWIZE MORE SCUMMIER?

[Umbrage]

HEY LOOK



I CAN POST STUPID GIFS TOO

[Umbrage]

OH I ALMOST FORGOT

Also state intent to hammer.

I put her in L-1. Does that mean I won't give them time to defend themself (Like they told me to? Hurr hurr) or do I HAVE TO KEEP VOTE THUR OTHERWIZE MORE SCUMMIER?

MORE LIES

INTENT TO HAMMER =/= LETTING SOMEONE DEFEND THEMSELF

[Darox]

Clarification, he was telling others to state an intention to hammer, he had already voted.

Just making sure your yelling at each other is more productive than not.

[Meanmelter]

DUDE LOOK AT THESE GIFS THAT AREN'T EVEN FUNNY

INTENT TO HAMMER =/= LETTING SOMEONE DEFEND THEMSELF

Lolno it goes a little something like this

Hey guys I want to hammer because blah blah I'll hammer in my next post

Sounds legit. *Keep vote where it is*

Lolno *unvote*

[kuribo]

yeah, let's just kill this guy so that i don't have to slit my fucking wrists

Unvote, Vote: Meanmelter

@Librarian, if you have any last thoughts before the mod posts your flip, get them out now.

[Umbrage]

I knew you were awesome kuribo.

DAROX. HIRAKI. TIME TO EARN YOUR PLACE ON THE UBERTOWN TEAM.

[Hiraki]

FINE

I'M JUST DOING IT FOR THE GIFS THOUGH

unvote, Vote: Meanmelter

[Meanmelter]

Pretty sure that's a lynch. Si?

[Darox]

Any parting words of wisdom for us?

Or are you going to leave in silence because clearly the game hasn't started yet.

[Meanmelter]

Any parting words of wisdom for us?

Or are you going to leave in silence because clearly the game hasn't started yet.

Define 'words of wisdom' please.
I'm not leaving, and it has started.

[Darox]

Lynched players don't get to hang around and chat. It's one of the many drawbacks of being dead.

Who is scum, who is town, what do you think about that sudden power lynch, etc. Have some input on this game for once.

[kuribo]

Lynched players don't get to hang around and chat. It's one of the many drawbacks of being dead.

Who is scum, who is town, what do you think about that sudden power lynch, etc. Have some input on this game for once.

You know who doesn't give a list of reads during twilight?

I don't have to tell you.

You already know.

[redFF]

Vote-Count 1.5

" I think the popularity of e-sports will grow enormously once a set of design issues get addressed on the Spectation side, and that there are fundamental advantages that e-sports will have over traditional sports."

kuribo () -
Hiraki () -
inte () -
The Mini-Librarian () -
Meanmelter (6) - DeathNote, Checkmate, The Mini-Librarian, Umbrage, kuribo, Hiraki

L-1

DeathNote (1) - inte
Seanald () -
Darox () -
Umbrage () -
TheFool () -
Checkmate (4) - Darox, Seanald, TheFool, Meanmelter
iDanyBoy () -

Not Voting (1) - iDanyBoy

If you see any errors in vote-counts please tell me. With 12 players alive it takes 7 to lynch, Day 1 will end at 10pm EST, Wednesday 6th June.

[Umbrage]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

ALSO KURIBO FUCK YOU.

[kuribo]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

ALSO KURIBO FUCK YOU.

how the fuck did you not realize what was going on

for fuck's sake

[kuribo]

hmm

i guess there's time to piss umbrage off while we wait for the derps to come and hammer mean

[kuribo]

HEY UMBRAGE

IF I LEAN TOWN ON MEANMELTER BUT I WANT HIM LYNCHED TO SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP SO THAT TOWN CAN SCUMHUNT WITHOUT BEING SPAMMED BY SHITTY 4CHAN IMAGE MACROS


DOES THAT MEAN I'M PLAYING AGAINST MY WINCON


PLEASE ANSWER Y / N

[Meanmelter]

Lynched players don't get to hang around and chat. It's one of the many drawbacks of being dead.

Who is scum, who is town, what do you think about that sudden power lynch, etc. Have some input on this game for once.

Ah I see you want me to be productive even though every time I do this I get the same result. Okay I'll play along.

Scummy Players
1)Checkmate
2)inte
3)Hiraki
4)Umbrage
Null
1)iDanyboy
2)TheFool
3)Deathnote
Town
1)Seanald
2)Kuribo
3)Darox

I believe that's everyone.
The power lynch is on me again! Though I have a feeling someones gonna derp along and hammer. So all I gotta say is that I do hope Seanald was town or scum has an advantage this game.

[Seanald]

Hey idanyboy stop being a fence sitting scumshit and make a decision almost about to call you obvscum

[Umbrage]

HEY UMBRAGE

IF I LEAN TOWN ON MEANMELTER BUT I WANT HIM LYNCHED TO SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP SO THAT TOWN CAN SCUMHUNT WITHOUT BEING SPAMMED BY SHITTY 4CHAN IMAGE MACROS


DOES THAT MEAN I'M PLAYING AGAINST MY WINCON


PLEASE ANSWER Y / N

NO BECAUSE HE'S SCUM ANYWAY.

DURR

I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.

[The Mini-Librarian]

Hey look at that. It was a fake dayvig.

@Umbrage: It's not just the sheeping. It's the fact that he's not doing anything

else

but sheeping. The complete lack of content is scummy.

Regardless, this meanmelter wagon is great. Let's keep this going guys.

[TheFool]

Still not really feeling Meanmelter town, though less gifs would be nice.

[TheFool]

Meanmelter scum*