The League Mafia - GAME OVER

[Debonair Danny DiPietro]

Well it strikes me that if you did anything with any of those players; you should probably tell us ASAP.

[Nero Cain]

nope not yet. I didn't win the JOAT until the waiver round.

[Elmo TeH AzN]

So none of your players did anything till you got them in the waiver round?

[Nero Cain]

correct.

[Glork]

So Nero, besides Elmo who is gorilla scum?

[Elmo TeH AzN]

LLD I see you there. Want to enlighten us with some wisdom

[FuDuzn]

So Nero, besides Elmo who is gorilla scum?

LLD I see you there. Want to enlighten us with some wisdom

Do you not even want to try to defend yourself anymore Elmo?

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Whats there to defend. Nero has been calling me scum for a while now. Its more like white noise to me. Whats there to defend? And even then why wouldn't I have tried to defend Mikehart at all instead of cutting my losses?

[Elmo TeH AzN]

Im waiting to hear from Nero. And even then are we going to give him a pass on claiming Ruxon? Granted Shieva was a scum role wouldn't Taco & Ruxon also make sense given what happened in the 3rd season with the rigged draft and Taco going full retard.

Also where is everyone?
LLD
Nocmen
Locke.


UNVOTE: Nero Cain
For now I need to think about this game a bit more. And Unpod's claiming Priest. Sorry Im not used to roles such as that and what not. I figure just when I know most of the roles there's something changing. Im going to also assume that N1 someone was shot at and they had a BG role (Possibly SpyreX) Which makes logic sense with his GF claim.

And going thru this game again I found this:

ODM is a much better wagon than mike. I can definitely get behind that if need be.

[Amrun]

VC 3.4

I'm still finding pieces of squid all over my apartment.

(7) Nero Cain - Nocmen, Elmo TeH AzN, Debonair Danny DiPietro, FuDuzn, Untrod Tripod, Glork

(1) Elmo TeH AzN - Nero Cain

With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Not Voting: Locke Lamora, Lady Lambdadelta, PeregrineV

V/LA:

Deadline: Saturday, May 26, 8pm EST

Spoiler: Vote History

Debonair Danny DiPietro

- Nero Cain

Locke Lamora

-

Elmo TeH AzN

- Nero Cain

FuDuzn

- Nero Cain

Glork

- Nero Cain > unvote > Nero Cain

Lady Lambdadelta

-

Nero Cain

- Elmo TeH AzN

Nocmen

- Nero Cain

PeregrineV

-

Untrod Tripod

- Glork

If you spot any mistakes, please let me know.

Votes or unvotes after the hammer do not count. Flip upcoming.

[Amrun]

After last season, everyone was treating Ruxin with kid gloves. He seemed so genuinely hurt by the "collusion" and the cheating that no one could imagine that he would take part in it.

He vowed that last year's "clown car of lies" would not be repeated. Ruxin was almost like a holy man.

It was too much. The league knew this was too un-Ruxin like. They started snooping around and Ruxin began to panic. He started yelling about collusion and revenge until it happened again.

Ruxin couldn't handle the stress. He'd been aiming to make sure he won the Shiva Bowl this year, no matter what - to get back at Kevin and Pete for what they'd done.

With no Shiva around to heal his stroke this time, Ruxin was out of the game for good.

Nero Cain -

Ruxin, 2-Shot Redirector, Godfather

- has been kicked out of the league.



Football players Vincent Jackson, Terrell Suggs, Fred Jackson, and Antonio Gates have been released.

Night 3 begins.

Deadline is Monday, May 21, at 11 pm EST.

[Amrun]

Reminder: Less than 5 hours before deadline.

[Amrun]

Taco didn't know what to do. He hadn't joined up with Ruxin because he really cared about who joined the league this year; he just needed a lawyer for Taco Corp., and this is the only way he could get Ruxin to do it.

But Ruxin had a stroke. But then, what if he got better, like last time? Taco visited Ruxin in the hospital.

Seeing him like that, it was hard for Taco to go on. He wasn't sure Ruxin would ever be fit to lawyer again. But still, he trudged on... He decided to beat up Nocmen that night. Without Ruxin to guide him, he made a poor decision.

Plexico Burress was guarding Nocmen and shot poor Taco right in the face - right after he shot himself and Nocmen, of course. He had only been aiming for Taco, but, well, you know Plexico Burress and guns.

Untrod Tripod -

Taco, Mafia Goon

- has been shot Night 3.



Nocmen -

Out of Towner

- has been shot Night 3.



Football players Aaron Rodgers, Tim Tebow, Jamaal Charles, Sidney Rice, Brent Grimes and Plexico Burress have been released.


Debonair Danny DiPietro -

Out of Towner

- has survived and won in endgame!

Locke Lamora -

Andre, Doctor

- has survived and won in endgame!

Elmo TeH AzN -

Out of Towner

- has survived and won in endgame!

FuDuzn -

Kevin, Commissioner

- has survived and won in endgame!

Glork -

Jenny, 1-Shot Role Cop

- has survived and won in endgame!

Lady Lambdadelta -

Out of Towner: Chuck

- has survived and won in endgame!

PeregrineV -

Pete, Trade Rapist

- has survived and won in endgame!

SpyreX -

Out of Towner

- has survived and won in endgame!

GAME OVER!

[SpyreX]

Uhhh

Grats?

What the hell happened the last night?

[Untrod Tripod]

my role was BULLSHIT

[Amrun]

First draft team results:

Debonair Danny DiPietro
Team: Rob Gronkowski (Neighbor), Calvin Johnson (1-Shot Injurer), Chad Ochocinco (PR)

Drchrist
Team: None

Elmo TeH AzN
Team: Arian Foster (Lightning Rod), Drew Brees

FuDuzn
Team: Matt Forte (Doc), Ray Rice (1-Shot Gunsmith), Sebastian Janikowski (2-Shot Percentage Follower)

kdowns
Team: Peyton Manning (BP + PR) , Josh Cribbs (2-Shot Vig)

Lady Lambdadelta
Team: Reggie Wayne (VT), Maurice Jones-Drew (2-Shot Non-Consecutive Hider)

mikehart
Team: Aaron Hernandez (Neighbor), Jerod Mayo (Role Cop)

Nero Cain
Team: Vincent Jackson (VT), Terrell Suggs (RB)

Nocmen
Team: Plaxico Burress (PGO)

ObliviousDruidMuncher
Team: Ben Roethlisberger (2-shot Voyeur), Antonio Gates (JOAT), Patrick Willis (JOAT), Brent Grimes (1-shot JK)

PeregrineV
Team: Cam Newton(Miller), Ryan Mathews (VT), Michael Vick (Bodyguard), Cameron Jordan (1-shot Injurer), Michael Bush (Backup), Glen Coffee (VT)

SpyreX
Team: Chris Johnson (VT), Adrian Peterson (GF), Fred Jackson (VT), Sidney Rice (VT), Ronnie Brown (1-shot Watcher), Jamaal Charles (VT)

Untrod Tripod
Team: Tim Tebow (Priest), Aaron Rodgers (Neighborizer)


Second draft team results:

Debonair Danny DiPietro
Team: Rob Gronkowski (Neighbor), Calvin Johnson (1-Shot Injurer), Chad Ochocinco (PR)

Drchrist
Team: None

Elmo TeH AzN
Team: Arian Foster (Lightning Rod), Drew Brees

FuDuzn
Team: Matt Forte (Doc), Ray Rice (1-Shot Gunsmith), Sebastian Janikowski (2-Shot Percentage Follower)

kdowns
Team: Peyton Manning (BP + PR) , Josh Cribbs (2-Shot Vig)

Lady Lambdadelta
Team: Reggie Wayne (VT), Maurice Jones-Drew (2-Shot Non-Consecutive Hider)

mikehart
Team: Aaron Hernandez (Neighbor), Jerod Mayo (Role Cop)

Nero Cain
Team: Vincent Jackson (VT), Terrell Suggs (RB)

Nocmen
Team: Plaxico Burress (PGO)

ObliviousDruidMuncher
Team: Ben Roethlisberger (2-shot Voyeur), Antonio Gates (JOAT), Patrick Willis (JOAT), Brent Grimes (1-shot JK)

PeregrineV
Team: Cam Newton(Miller), Ryan Mathews (VT), Michael Vick (Bodyguard), Cameron Jordan (1-shot Injurer), Michael Bush (Backup), Glen Coffee (VT)

SpyreX
Team: Chris Johnson (VT), Adrian Peterson (GF), Fred Jackson (VT), Sidney Rice (VT), Ronnie Brown (1-shot Watcher), Jamaal Charles (VT)

Untrod Tripod
Team: Tim Tebow (Priest), Aaron Rodgers (Neighborizer)

Mod QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/6qkr6V2A5Vsq
Scum QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/XptPF2dyNS6zg
Neighbor QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/cmQsmhvyXEn
Dead QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/47/H/d8w4yCNYsij

[Amrun]

Night Actions:

Night 1 Actions

Town:

Glork sends Josh Cribbs to kill Lady Lambdadelta (Result: Unsuccessful due to hide)

FuDuzn benches Aaron Rodgers (Result: Successful)

FuDuzn sends Sebastian Janikowski to track mikehart (Result: Successful, mikehart visits Chad Ochocinco)

SpyreX sends Ronnie Brown to watch Glork (Result: Unsuccessful due to Suggs' block)

Lady Lambdadelta uses Maurice Jones-Drew to hide behind SpyreX

Locke Lamora protects (visits) Glork

PeregrineV sends Michael Vick to bodyguard Glork (Result: Successful, Michael Vick injured)

PeregrineV inherits Chad Ochocinco's role via Michael Bush

Scum:

mikehart sends Jerod May to spy on Peyton Manning (Result: Successful, Bulletproof Post Restriction)

mikehart injures Chad Ochocinco (Result: Successful)

Nero Cain kills Glork (Result: Unsuccessful due to bodyguard)

Nero Cain sends Terrell Suggs to block SpyreX (Result: Successful)

Night 2 Actions

Town:

SpyreX sends Ronnie Brown to watch Glork (Successful: Sees Matt Forte visit Glork)

FuDuzn sends Matt Forte to protect Glork (Successful)

FuDuzn benches Aaron Rodgers (Successful)

Locke Lamora protects (visits) Debonair Danny DiPietro (Successful)


Scum:

Untrod Tripod kills SpyreX (Successful)

Night 3 Actions

Town:

Nocmen jailkeeps Elmo TeH AzN (Result: Successful)

FuDuzn benches Calvin Johnson (Result: Successful)

FuDuzn sends Sebastian Janikowski to track Untrod Tripod (Result: Unsuccessful)

PeregrineV sends Cameron Jordan to injure Jerod Mayo (Result: Successful)

Locke Lamora protects (visits) Debonair Danny DiPietro (Result: Successful)

Locke Lamora uses Patrick Willis' Cover (self-watch) ability (Result: None)

Lady Lambdadelta sends Ben Roethlisberger to voyeur Glork (Result: None)


Scum:

Untrod Tripod kills Nocmen (Result: Successful, but is killed in return)

[Glork]

UT shot Nocmen and died.

I was saving my vig in case we ever got into a 3p LyLo and mislynched. Being bulletproof with a vig shot basically means the scum can't endgame me naturally. They'd have to block/absorb my shot somehow, which is why I wanted to know where the RB was.

[Untrod Tripod]

Why was the track on me unsuccessful?

[Amrun]

Spoiler: Town Role PMs

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Kevin MacArthur

.

You are Taco’s brother, Jenny’s husband, and Pete’s best friend. You are an assistant district attorney by profession and league commissioner. Your wife used to help you run your team until she became a league member herself. You meddled with the league last year, which led both to your own win and to disastrous results: the season was declared “null and void” by an enraged Ruxin. You are frustrated with still never having properly won the Shiva Bowl and decide that once again, you’re going to take matters into your own hands. You have the power, and you’re going to use it to temporarily “bench” certain players from others’ lineups. Ostensibly, you’re trying to cool down the group and stop tensions from rising, but you can’t deny a little bit of self interest.

Role Name:

Kevin – Commissioner

Abilities:

Each night, you may attempt to roleblock a football player on someone else’s team. To do so, submit the following command via PM:

Bench Football Player X

.

You will begin the game with $100.

You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Win Condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Jenny MacArthur

.

You are Kevin’s wife and currently pregnant with your second child. You are a real estate agent and an avid football fan. You used to help Kevin with his team before the guys let you into the league yourself. You don’t usually cheat, but as the commissioner’s wife, you just can’t help yourself from a peek at his computer.

Role Name:

Jenny – 1-Shot Role Cop

Abilities:

Once, during any night, you may peek at Kevin’s computer to learn the role of any football player. To do so, submit the following command via PM:

Peek At Football Player X

. This cannot be used pre-draft or during any draft.

You will begin the game with $100.

You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Win Condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Pete Eckhart

.

You are not three-time league champion for nothing. You like to win and you like other people to lose. You created the Sacko, an award for the member with the worst team in the league, and you are well-known for “trade raping” your more gullible friends. Your best friend Kevin is the league commissioner, and you wheedled out of him how the draft was going to be run and snuck a couple of extra dollars into your wallet.

Role Name:

Pete – Trade Rapist

Abilities:

You will begin the game with $150, which is $50 more than standard.

You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Win Condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Dr. Andre Nowzick

.

You are an affluent plastic surgeon, but your friends pay more attention to your sometimes goofy mannerisms. You are gullible and a frequent victim of “trade rapes.” Despite being the brunt of most of their jokes, you only want to be closer to them. With all the trouble going on, you think it’s wonderful to have a doctor around for the draft. You decide to stick close by one league member per night, ready to do your medical duty if necessary. Maybe your friends will be so grateful that they’ll stop giving you such a hard time.

Role Name:

Andre – Doctor

Abilities:

Each night, you may attempt to protect another league member. If successful, (s)he will survive one kill attempt that night. To do so, submit the following command via PM:

Protect League Member X

.

You will begin the game with $100.

You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Win Condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

(

MOD NOTE

: Andre is actually a

Naïve Doctor

. His protections have no affect; he will simply visit his target. Come on, you didn’t think he was a

real

doctor, did you?)

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Out of Towner: Chuck

.

You are a recovering alcoholic who used to be Pete’s most excellent wingman. You were particularly fond of “sitting in gum” (showing your genitals). Now, you are on the straight and narrow. You don't drink or do any sort of drugs. You casually follow football. You’re a pretty normal guy.

Role Name:

Vanilla Townie

Abilities:

You will begin the game with $100.

You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Win Condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are an

Out of Towner

.

You are a football fan looking to join a good league. You have traveled to Kevin and Jenny’s house for the draft, but you may have signed up for more than you expected…

Role Name:

Vanilla Townie

Abilities:

You will begin the game with $100.

You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Win Condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

Spoiler: Mafia Role PMs

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Rodney Ruxin

.

You are a Jewish product-liability attorney by day and a ruthless fantasy football player by night. Last season, you exposed Kevin’s “clown car of lies,” which, according to you, made the entire season null and void and you the winner by default. The stress of that season caused you to suffer a stroke, which was miraculously healed by Shiva. You have vowed never to be cheated again. This year, you will take the league by storm. You’ll show them what it feels like when someone is in collusion against them. Though you have convinced everyone else that you are so disgusted by cheating that you would never stoop so low, you are determined to bathe the league in chaos.

Role Name:

Ruxin – 2-Shot Redirector, Godfather

Abilities:

All relevant investigations will return the result of “innocent.”

Twice per game, Ruxin may direct a football to visit a league member of his choice. If that football player is performing an action, he will perform it on Ruxin’s target instead. To do so, submit the following command via PM or in the QT:

Redirect Football Player X to League Member Y

.

You will begin the game with $100. However, you may transfer up to half of your available money at any time to either of your teammates, Players Z and Y. To do so, submit the following command via PM or in the QT:

Transfer $X to Player Y

.

In addition, you share a factional kill ability with your teammates, Player Y and Player Z. Once a night, one of you may attempt to kill another player. You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Communication:

You may communicate with your teammates via this QT at all times.

Win Condition:

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

Fakeclaim:

Your team knows that

Rafi

will not appear during the draft, since Ruxin has purchased him a vacation to Hawaii to make sure he does not interfere.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Taco MacArthur

.

You are Kevin’s brother. You don’t really care much about football and never manage your team; your favorite position to draft is kickers and you often try to draft people in the Canadian football league. However, you have agreed to help Ruxin because you are tired of being perpetually unemployed, with only occasional stints as a ringtone developer and Middle Eastern soap opera star. You have a lot of ideas for your company, Taco Corp., such as rentable ties, but you need a lawyer. There’s only one way to get Ruxin to agree to be Taco Corp.’s lawyer, so you go along with his plans.

Role Name:

Taco – Mafia Goon

Abilities:

You will begin the game with $100. However, you may transfer up to half of your available money at any time to either of your teammates, Players Z and Y. To do so, submit the following command via PM or in the QT:

Transfer $X to Player Y

.

In addition, you share a factional kill ability with your teammates, Player Y and Player Z. Once a night, one of you may attempt to kill another player. You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Communication:

You may communicate with your teammates via this QT at all times.

Win Condition:

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

Fakeclaim:

Your team knows that

Rafi

will not appear during the draft, since Ruxin has purchased him a vacation to Hawaii to make sure he does not interfere.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

Mod Note

: For flavor reasons, Taco is unable to manage his team. After the first draft round is complete, Taco will receive the following message:

Taco

, you forgot to manage your team! You didn’t set your line-up, so all of the football players on your team are unable to receive orders from you. You’re upset for a minute, but then you remember where you hid your stash of thousand year eggs.

Welcome to The League Mafia, Player X. You are

Shivakamini Somakandarkram

, but in order to blend in, you are disguised as

The Out of Towner that Left: Vince

.

You are the “patron deity” of the league, which you learned when you dated Andre. You went to high school with most of the league members and even lost your virginity to Kevin. You did not enjoy learning that you had become a joke to your old high school friends, who competed in “the Shiva bowl” and sacrificed at an altar of your high school picture. When Ruxin approached you, you agreed to help him in order to get back at the league for making fun of you. He knew that your connections as a doctor would be useful in his plans. You can call in favor with doctor friends to get players listed as “injured.” To get into the league without raising suspicion, you disguise yourself as Vince, an Out of Towner that left the league several years ago, leaving a vacancy that Jenny would eventually fill.

Role Name:

Shiva – Saboteur

Abilities:

Each night, you may target a football player and attempt to injure him. If successful, the player will be placed on the Injured Reserve list indefinitely, as far as you know. To do so, submit the following command via PM or in the QT:

Injure Football Player X

.

You will begin the game with $100. However, you may transfer up to half of your available money at any time to either of your teammates, Players Z and Y. To do so, submit the following command via PM or in the QT:

Transfer $X to Player Y

.

In addition, you share a factional kill ability with your teammates, Player Y and Player Z. Once a night, one of you may attempt to kill another player. You also have the ability to vote during all day phases.

Communication:

You may communicate with your teammates via this QT at all times.

Win Condition:

You win when all members of the town have been eliminated or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

Fakeclaim:

Your team knows that

Rafi

will not appear during the draft, since Ruxin has purchased him a vacation to Hawaii to make sure he does not interfere.

Confirmation:

The game thread will open once 12/13 players have confirmed. Please confirm by paraphrasing your role to me via PM.

[Amrun]

UT: Janikowski was a Percentage role. The percentage was high, but that one failed. I'm about to post those role PMs.

[Untrod Tripod]

I knew I should have shot FuDuzn he was my other choice but I was like noooooooooooo nocmen is a better choice no fuduzn no nocmen argh!

I waffled on that for like three hours

[Nocmen]

Wow, a game where I didn't suck totally. I called one of the scum, and UT/Elmo were my top 2 going into the night.

[Amrun]

I knew I should have shot FuDuzn he was my other choice but I was like noooooooooooo nocmen is a better choice no fuduzn no nocmen argh!

I waffled on that for like three hours

Did you forget that Nocmen claimed PGO?

[Glork]

Did you forget the PGO claim, UT? Because it was p obv he wasn't lying about that. :/


(11:35:55 PM) GlorkTheInvader: holy shit, I won a game.
(11:35:56 PM) GlorkTheInvader: also
(11:36:02 PM) GlorkTheInvader: holy shit, a town won a game I was in