Haha, I'm not stuck at 800 elo, I take WILD swings up and down, go on huge win/loss streaks, play drunk, generally don't really care about it. Then I decide I do care about it and play all 100% super serious for a few days, go up 400 elo and then blast back down when I get bored of tryharding and having to play wetnurse to a bunch of inflammatory retards. This game is actually the same all the way from 0 to 1600 as far as I can tell from my own experience, I have a friend who's an almighty 2k elo and his games are the trolliest of them all. I was STUCK at like 1050, literally every game was alternating win/loss, but then I finally broke through to the 900s and easily lose more than I win. I was STUCK at 500 when I literally could not win a game and went on the dreaded 9-loss streak. Those generally seem to be my breakpoints, I get down so low where it honestly comes down to "is any other player trying to win besides you", or I get up to "average" elo and have to play carry or jungle a lot, which I suck at, so I float back down to where I can 1v5 as blitz or cassi.
It's just a number
my normals elo is shit too, like 50 more losses than wins. I don't get worked up about it, solo queue is SUCH a different game, but I still think it's an interesting challenge. I've lent my account to people who wanted to see just how bad it is at 600 or 800 or wherever I am, they always come back with a newfound respect for the guys that slog their way up and down the 7 layers.
I'm generally a fun and chill guy to play normals with but if people are gonna run their mouths, hell I type pretty fast. Have a vodka on me everyone.