Catch-22 Mafia [The end?]

[Shmugen]

You lack the conviction I'm used to seeing in today's players. If you're voting Kuribo, that's supposed to mean you think he's scum. I've seen Tierce do some protecting of townreads, but not your unique method, which is to make sure anyone else but your one townread dies.

[MattP]

KURIBO OPEN YOUR EYES DONT BABYTALK SHMUGEN AND GIVE HIM POSSIBILITIES HE KNOWS THE POSSIBILITIES HE WAS JUST BEING CARELESS SCUM

KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING PRIZE HOW THE HELL IS HE ANY MORE CARELESS SCUM THAN NEAR

BECAUSE NEAR WAS OPPORTUNISTIC ON A DYING WAGON AND SHMUGEN WAS OPPORTUNISTIC ON A GROWING WAGON SO SHMUGEN IS MORE OFFENSIVE

P-EDIT: SEE NEAR WAS UST STUPID SCUM AND SHMUGEN WAS THE SCUM THIS IS WHAT I WAS SAYING

[MattP]

Near was just stupid town*

[SpyreX]

Yea the doublevig is totally legit

Also panama get back here and vote near so i can

[Near]

BTW, is it against the rules to post before Fate actually kills me?

[MattP]

You can post

[Near]

Wait. This could be fake..........

[MattP]

Yeah, but it's not because only Fate would make Staeg claim his dayvig kills the way he did

But proceed

[Shmugen]

Double almighty dayvig to Tartarus and back: Near, Shmugen

Yeah, this matches game flavor.

Though it DOES match with how I imagine Fate would write vigs.

[kuribo]

yeah, that wording is way too complicated for a fake kill

plus i'm not entirely sure Staeg would bother with lolgambit


SHMUGEN AND NEAR, I THINK YOU'RE DEAD MEN WALKING, MAY AS WELL GIVE US SOME OF THE GOOD SHIT BEFORE YOU GO TO THE DEAD QT

[Fate]

""Who is Spain?"
"Why is Hitler?"
"When is right?"
"Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?"
"How was trump at Munich?"
"Ho-ho beriberi."
and
"Balls!"
all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:
"Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"!"

Vote Count:

Magister Ludi (2): Papa Zito, Toogeloo
Parama (0):
Staeg (0):
Tierce (0):
Elliebereth (0):
Toogeloo (2): Amrun, kdowns
vijay2vasandani (1): chesskid
Katsuki (0):
kdowns (0):
SpyreX (0):
chesski3d (0):
Amrun (1): Slandaar
kuribo (6): Parama, SpyreX, Magister Ludi, Tierce, Korlash, Near
Slandaar (0):
Nuwen (0):
Glork (0):
Korlash (0):
Shmugen (3): Ojanen, Vijay, MattP
Papa Zito (0):
Ojanen (0):
MattP (0):
Near (6): Ellie, Katsuki, Nuwen, Kuribo, Staeg, Shumgen

Not Voting: The Trollie

With 22 alive, it takes 0 to lynch. One most have a majority of the votes in play to be lynched.
Deadline: June 7th, 7pm EDT

[kuribo]

Double almighty dayvig to Tartarus and back: Near, Shmugen

Yeah, this matches game flavor.

Though it DOES match with how I imagine Fate would write vigs.

Yeah? If you're town and you think you've just died, where the hell are your reads?

obviously you don't care if his vigshot ends the day, or else you don't believe it's real

because otherwise you'd set us up with some good stuff for tomorrow

[SpyreX]

Ohhhhh wow

Although I now want a vig that kills fake dayvigs

[kuribo]

Double almighty dayvig to Tartarus and back: Near, Shmugen

Yeah, this matches game flavor.

Though it DOES match with how I imagine Fate would write vigs.

hey staeg, i think fate just ruined your gambit by posting a votecount without declaring anyone dead

[kuribo]

Ohhhhh wow

Although I now want a vig that kills fake dayvigs

DGB popularized that shit

i see it all the time now

[Shmugen]

1. I 100% think it's fake. See also, Fate posted and I'm still here.
2. I'm on the back end of a 30 minute lunch break, no time to make a wall.

[MattP]

Ok, but we can kill Shmugen now ok?

[kuribo]

Ohhhhh wow

Although I now want a vig that kills fake dayvigs

yeah i typed that up before the votecount


GOD DAMMIT WHY CANT THOSE EVER BE REAL

[Ellibereth]

Unvote Vote Schmugen

[Tierce]

Oh okay, we are still on full-on retard mode in the last three pages. Good to know.

FWIW, I don't want Near alive anywhere near LyLo.

Dead kuribo is still a go.

[MattP]

Uh, I think Near's reaction makes him fairly town, how the first thing he complained about was that he didnt have a chance to complain.

[MattP]

chance to roleclaim*

[Staeg]

I enjoyed that a LOT more than I thought I would, and am amused people actually believed it, since I meant it to be a joke more than a gambit.
P-edit: before we go down the wifom-spiral lemme do this

Unvote
Vote: shmugen

[MattP]

I know blablabla WIFOM but please don't give him that much credit it read as fuckin genuine and genuine it was.

[SpyreX]

I cant imagine being so new that the idea of a double dayvig is legit and it oozes posturing especially the "ohh wait a second..." nonsense