Catch-22 Mafia [The end?]

[Fate]

"It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar. What the hell does it mean to disappear somebody?"

Vote Count:

Magister Ludi (2): Papa Zito, Toogeloo
Parama (0):
Staeg (0):
Tierce (0):
Elliebereth (0):
Toogeloo (2): Amrun, kdowns
vijay2vasandani (1): chesskid
Katsuki (0):
kdowns (0):
SpyreX (0):
chesski3d (0):
Amrun (1): Slandaar
kuribo (6): Parama, SpyreX, Magister Ludi, Tierce, Korlash, Near
Slandaar (0):
Nuwen (0):
Glork (0):
Korlash (0):
Shmugen (6): Ojanen, Vijay, MattP, Ellie, Staeg, The Trollie
Papa Zito (0):
Ojanen (0):
MattP (0):
Near (4): Katsuki, Nuwen, Kuribo, Shmugen

Not Voting:

With 22 alive, it takes 0 to lynch. One most have a majority of the votes in play to be lynched.
Deadline: June 7th, 7pm EDT

[TheTrollie]

yes, i have, read it and wrote a research paper on it back in high school. I'm a bit sad because I remember less of it than I wish, I'll probably re-read that paper tonight though because this game has me thinking about it.

[Shmugen]

Excellent, thank you. Could someone kindly outline the case against me? My votes are opportunistic and my reaction to the dayvig was poor?

Now, Trollie, when in the entirety of the book is Tartarus mentioned? Why would such a wordy DOUBLE dayvig be legit? Next, how many dayvigs/fake dayvigs have you seen? Do you expect me to shit my pants at any bolded text?

[kdowns]

Holy Hell Bitches be Crazy...


The Fuck is going on with Slandaar, Kuribo, and Amrun... Were they all getting pissy about who has a bigger dick competition?

[Korlash]

I'm having trouble taking you seriously.

They Make pills for that...

Both posts read the same in tone and flow. In the first he calls both Shmugen and Near scum, votes Near in the first then swaps to Shmugen in the second. (@Mattp:, actually, why did you switch here?) I don't see anything wrong with either post.

BTW if you're so convinced MattP is scum that you've spent most of your time ITT talking about him why aren't you pushing anyone to vote for him? Your vote isn't even on him omg!

You don't see anything wrong yet you asked him the exact question I'm asking him. You know what, fine... cool, end result is the same either way. You can keep saying there is nothing wroong with it, just do me a favor and make him answer...

Why would I push anyone to vote Matt based on my own personal scum tell? I did it once as a joke, sure, that was fun, but I have no interest in seeing someone 'lynched' for one of my own tells. If I get a legit case to push, I'll call people to arms, but seeing as how he is more or less ignoring me while a fair number of people who actually matter in this game are calling him town the odds of anything coming to light this early in the game are low.

Are you actually questioning why I'm not calling for people to vote 'another' wagon in the midst of all this shit going on? Do you think me so retarded? I waste my breath, sure, but I don't waste it on unfun things... >.>

As for the vote, I can prod him while he ignores me without my vote on him, so I'm putting it to better use. (secretly this is just to make Teirce like me more, and it's far easier to do it this way than learn to spell her name correctly... <.< shhh though... that's a secret...)

This is so bad.

God Matt, stop ignoring me!

Wait, sorry... reflex... I thought you were Matt cause of the... ha... my bad...

Scum:
Kuribo
Korlash
Shmugen

WOOHOO! This makes me excited. Sad to see your other two 'scum' are the leading wagons because I doubt I'll get to have any fun... ;_; Make sure to give me some facetime down the road!

[Korlash]

The Fuck is going on with Slandaar, Kuribo, and Amrun... Were they all getting pissy about who has a bigger dick competition?

Why do I get the feeling Amrun would win this...

[Shmugen]

A question while I wait for a case to answer.

Near, how did you find out about this game?

[StevieT92]

/confirm replacement.

I'm on page 15 and before I post actual content I just wanted to say this:

STAEG + VIJAY + MATTP SCUM TEAM, THIS SH** IS TOO F***ING EASY

[Papa Zito]

You don't see anything wrong yet you asked him the exact question I'm asking him. You know what, fine... cool, end result is the same either way. You can keep saying there is nothing wroong with it, just do me a favor and make him answer...

I'm more curious than anything. Your post was about absolute reads without explanation btw, stop moving the goalposts.

Why would I push anyone to vote Matt based on my own personal scum tell?

Well we townies want to kill the scums so.

But good to know that

As for the vote, I can prod him while he ignores me without my vote on him, so I'm putting it to better use.

your voting is mostly strategic.



pedit: Our replacements are top-notch well done Fate.

[MattP]

I'm town

[Papa Zito]

We know Matt.

[TheTrollie]

Excellent, thank you. Could someone kindly outline the case against me? My votes are opportunistic and my reaction to the dayvig was poor?

Now, Trollie, when in the entirety of the book is Tartarus mentioned? Why would such a wordy DOUBLE dayvig be legit? Next, how many dayvigs/fake dayvigs have you seen? Do you expect me to shit my pants at any bolded text?

are you claiming you didn't believe the vig thing from the beginning? I don't actually think it matters what your answer to that question is, because it has nothing to do with why you are scum, but i ask because of this:

Double almighty dayvig to Tartarus and back: Near, Shmugen

Yeah, this matches game flavor.

Though it DOES match with how I imagine Fate would write vigs.

this seems like you believed him.

1. I 100% think it's fake. See also, Fate posted and I'm still here.
2. I'm on the back end of a 30 minute lunch break, no time to make a wall.

now you say you don't believe it because of the VC

and then you seem to be implying you never believed it in your questions to me. what do i have wrong?

p-edit: see told you mattP was town, he said it himself

[Korlash]

I'm more curious than anything. Your post was about absolute reads without explanation btw, stop moving the goalposts.

We call them uprights in America sir... UPRIGHTS! Or net thingies if you went to the school I did! OR new-age hanging peach basket with net... >.> It's about now when I realize I have no fucking clue what activity uses a 'goal post'...

Well we townies want to kill the scums so.

But good to know that

We townies want to 'lynch' the scum sir... And you can't make a lynch wagon with rainbows and unicorns and also I forgot where I was going with this but it was super classy and inspirational so just go with it...

For real answer, see appendix: There is more than one scum in this game sir! (subsection, I only have one vote and we can't lynch multiple people per day) (section: *shrugs*) *For additional information see the book "

Korlash's entire life story: Naked but not alone. (Now with pictures)

"

your voting is mostly strategic.

You'll get no argument from me. This is a rather fitting description sir. I take back all those mean things they said about you earlier, you didn't deserve most of it anyway...

pedit: Our replacements are top-notch well done Fate.

I choose to take this as a Minecraft joke... Hold on a moment while I enjoy maximum pleasure from it. *moment of giggling* ahhh... You slay me sir, you constantly enjoyable ragamuffin you!

[Korlash]

p-edit: see told you mattP was town, he said it himself

WHOA WHOA WHOA...

Whoa...

Whoa...

Matt can speak? When did this happen? Why has he not been returning my phone calls. I LEFT HIM LIKE 12 MESSAGES! I must quickly text him for answers now... *clicking noises*

[MattP]

I'll return you calls when I get a computer

[Korlash]

LIES! You said you'd fax me when you got an Xbox but have I seen a single picture of your butt after an office Christmas party? noooooooooo....

And don't get me started on how you've failed to send me a single twit on your easy bake oven....

[Shmugen]

Excellent, thank you. Could someone kindly outline the case against me? My votes are opportunistic and my reaction to the dayvig was poor?

Now, Trollie, when in the entirety of the book is Tartarus mentioned? Why would such a wordy DOUBLE dayvig be legit? Next, how many dayvigs/fake dayvigs have you seen? Do you expect me to shit my pants at any bolded text?

are you claiming you didn't believe the vig thing from the beginning? I don't actually think it matters what your answer to that question is, because it has nothing to do with why you are scum, but i ask because of this:

Double almighty dayvig to Tartarus and back: Near, Shmugen

Yeah, this matches game flavor.

Though it DOES match with how I imagine Fate would write vigs.

this seems like you believed him.

1. I 100% think it's fake. See also, Fate posted and I'm still here.
2. I'm on the back end of a 30 minute lunch break, no time to make a wall.

now you say you don't believe it because of the VC

and then you seem to be implying you never believed it in your questions to me. what do i have wrong?

p-edit: see told you mattP was town, he said it himself

I thought the double positive in 733 would be enough to signify the dripping sarcasm I intended. I 99% believed it to be fake, that number went up to 100% once Fate posted.
Do tell why I'm scum though, I'd love to talk your ears off.

[TheTrollie]

ok that explains the weird "though" in 733.

You are scum because your reaction to the dayvig post was so removed from the fact that you were fake vigged. You failed to make any comment at all regarding your personal stake in the vig claim. Sounds to me like scum who is trying to keep his responses totally objective as to not arouse suspicion.

[Shmugen]

I had three thoughts.

1. That's not real.
2. I'm at work and don't have time to do much more than watch this happen.
3. How does anyone think that flavor is real?

[Parama]

God I wish I had a chocolate milkshake right now.

Mind-numbingly cold, preferably. The mind-numbing would be appreciated.

[Tierce]

We can go out for Slurpees.
When we come back from the brainfreeze, hopefully kuribo will be lynched.

Because seriously, this thread is going on my ignore list for the next few days at this rate.

[kuribo]

its okay tierce, I still <3 you

[Tierce]

It's okay, everyone draws scum sometimes. Too bad it had to be you this time~<3

[Parama]

Thanks Tierce <3

[Korlash]

I want to be part of the <3 fest too...

I love you Krolash! <333