Catch-22 Mafia [The end?]

MattP · Post Post #900 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:38 pm

Probably, but it's only because I waver between "near is an idiot" and "near is scum AND an idiot"

StevieT92 · Post Post #901 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:38 pm

Let's lynch him Korlash

Korlash · Post Post #902 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:42 pm

Matt wrote:Korlash, I thought we had something I'm telling you I can read him like a fucking book, and like a fucking popup book where everything is explained in pictures with a creepy old lady with a mustache reading it to you.

I thought we had something too... Something special... But then you stopped returning my calls and now I find out you're reading books on other men... WHAT ABOUT THE BOOK ON ME HUH? *tears up* No, I won't let you fool me any more... It's over!

Papa wrote:Fuck you Fate. This isn't a game, this is a stupid convention.

Explains why we're both here... but why did he invite Parama then... *scratches chin* Also, my invitation clearly says 'sexy convention' so I think you might have gotten lost....

Near wrote:He still thinks I am town. He was probably trying to see Papa Zito's reactions toward other people on the scum list.

No, I think, thought, and still think he's bussing you...

matt wrote:Don't tell me what the fuck I am doing, worry about yourself

Clearly coaching you now....

You two disgust me... i hope you're happy together... ;_; I know... I know I'm happier now...

Parama · Post Post #903 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:43 pm

↑ Papa Zito wrote:Fuck you Fate. This isn't a game, this is a stupid convention.

DROWN YOUR SORROWS IN COTTON CANDY AND CRAPPY POPCORN

MattP · Post Post #904 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:44 pm

Parama, I'd like to think you wouldnt waste your dayvig on obvtown, please tell me I'm correct

Near · Post Post #905 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:46 pm

Seriously? You think MattP and I are scums together? He keeps changing his reads on me. He wouldn't do that if I were his scum partner.

Staeg · Post Post #906 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:47 pm

↑ Near wrote:Seriously? You think MattP and I are scums together? He keeps changing his reads on me. He wouldn't do that if I were his scum partner.

FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

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Korlash · Post Post #907 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:48 pm

Stevie wrote:Let's lynch him Korlash

Damn straight Brother...

Friends, country men, Those of you which fall under neither and thus I can't care enough to find a placement for you... lend me your votes... so that I might smite from these forums those that shall do evil unto others... Those vile, disgusting, insentient beings that dwell beneath the surface... Clinging to their corrupt scripts and ideals... And after I eliminate all of the film critics, I'll go after the real scum... LARPers...

And after I end their miserable lives perhaps I'll lynch Matt... I don't know, I'm not a Doctor... Maybe I will, maybe I won't... who can say...

Near · Post Post #908 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:51 pm

↑ Staeg wrote:
↑ Near wrote:Seriously? You think MattP and I are scums together? He keeps changing his reads on me. He wouldn't do that if I were his scum partner.

FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

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I obviously upset you. Sorry.

Korlash · Post Post #909 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:53 pm

Near wrote:Seriously? You think MattP and I are scums together? He keeps changing his reads on me. He wouldn't do that if I were his scum partner.

Defend him more bros...

Staeg wrote:FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

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I thought code was against the rules... Let me run this through a translater...

*hums obviously* Wait, something is coming out. *snaps his fingers and mimes pulling out a piece of paper*

It says 'oh shit, oh shit... Korlash is a blinding ray of genius and I should vote Matt'.... Or perhaps not... I don't know, I'm not a doctor...

Staeg · Post Post #910 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:01 pm

unvote
vote: mattp

Near · Post Post #911 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:17 pm

Hey I was defending myself, not MattP.

Also, MattP could be scum, it's just that I agreed with his argument for Papa Zito being scum for buddying him

Katsuki · Post Post #912 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:21 pm

↑ Papa Zito wrote:Fuck you Fate. This isn't a game, this is a stupid convention.

MattP · Post Post #913 (ISO) » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:30 pm

↑ Near wrote:Hey I was defending myself, not MattP.

Also, MattP could be scum, it's just that I agreed with his argument for Papa Zito being scum for buddying him

Oh look., Near starting to be opportunistic with a wagon, surprise surprise.

vijay2vasandani · Post Post #914 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:07 am

↑ Staeg wrote:Why vig slandaar now that he's replaced out?

because I don't think he's actually going to replace out.

↑ kuribo wrote:
↑ Near wrote:
Unvote

Vote Kuribo

Sorry you have the most votes.

ahahahahaha oh shit

scum found right here

really Kuribo? do you honestly think that scum would do that?

oh MattP mentions it, townpoints. wait, forget that. fuck that was terrible.

Near is town. Schmugen is still scum. One of kuribo and Matt is scum.

I love Krolash tooooooooo <3

↑ kuribo wrote:
↑ Amrun wrote:
This is a good post - why didn't you vote Shmugen?

because I'm already voting Near, who is scum

and I only get one vote anyway

why would you pick near over schmugen? schmugen has more support. obvscum.

*sigh* this game is such a mindfuck. I dont know anymore.

kuribo · Post Post #915 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:44 am

so i should pick schmugen because he has more support?

sorry, vijay, you should know by now I don't base my reads on what's popular

vijay2vasandani · Post Post #916 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:47 am

no no no no. you saying "I only got one vote anyway" means you find Schmugen scummy as well. If you find both of them scummy, why would you not vote for the one with more support?

kuribo · Post Post #917 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:48 am

because I don't actually care which one goes first, and I find Near to be scummier?

ergo, I think he has a higher chance of flipping scum

doesn't mean I can't find both scummy

vijay2vasandani · Post Post #918 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:55 am

well i'm not saying you can't do that, but why would you pick the one who's less likely to be lynched (solely judging by the number of people on the wagon)?

kuribo · Post Post #919 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:57 am

because I picked the one that I find scummier

I'm not willing to push a weak scumread and toss aside a stronger scum read

vijay2vasandani · Post Post #920 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:09 am

even if he isnt getting lynched? that's just terrible play man.

Staeg · Post Post #921 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:16 am

↑ vijay2vasandani wrote:even if he isnt getting lynched? that's just terrible play man.

Hi, his name is kuribo, not known for his incapacity of lynching people

vijay2vasandani · Post Post #922 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:29 am

well for somebody who clamours for blood day and night, I would have thought he'd have picked the target he could lynch easier but maybe that's just me. If Schmugen flips scum, I'm putting money on kuribo.

kuribo · Post Post #923 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:31 am

↑ vijay2vasandani wrote:well for somebody who clamours for blood day and night, I would have thought he'd have picked the target he could lynch easier but maybe that's just me. If Schmugen flips scum, I'm putting money on kuribo.

I don't scream for blood, I scream for the blood of SCUM

I want Near's scummy head on my fucking mantle of fallen scum

vijay2vasandani · Post Post #924 (ISO) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:37 am

well he isnt scum so yeah.. awks.

actually do me a favour. tell me why he's scum in one sentence.