Arugula, your plan is the same as IceGuy's, which isn't inherently scummy, but passing it off as your own plan is sketch, and you're way too worried about what people think and have no conviction.
P-edit x10000: oops, got bust at work and didn't post this... Gonna be so many ninjas
One Arugula vote, good, and then roman numerals with a really stupid plan, and then ... Okay gonna give up