Mini 1336 - Revolution Mafia Game Over!

[Fate]

You know what would be really funny?

If people in this thread were capable of coming to some form of consensus.

We're damn close with Fate, so let's not slow down this time please?

Appeal to cohesion? LETS ALL JOIN TOGETHER! A VOTE FOR FATE IS A VOTE FOR A UNIFIED TOWN

what the fuck is this shit


My god I haven't been run up this much as town in a long time (Other game was MINI NORMAL TEAM MAFIA AND YOU SAW WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENED THERE), but I get the feeling that everyoe on my wagon is fucking scum.

Except CES. He's dropped his secret towntell, well I guess there's VM too who's just a pile of derp who can't read me

[Voidedmafia]

I've never been able to read you, derp. Or at least not with any certainity.

Though, the exaggeration of Implo's post is duly noted.

[kuribo]

Only people he's wanted to lynch were me, Fate, HC, Spy, and I think Implo. That's not everyone nor is it all over the place.

I don't actually know the game mechanics yet, which is unusual for me. I'll get there.

Spyrex, Implosion, and possibly HC are the scumteam.
Though TML gets a small amount of scumpoints for mentioning both of the two confirmed scum in his first post since scum are slightly more likely to do things to each other than to random townies.

Hey HC, why does post 27 exist?

Kuribo is scum.
VOTE: Kuribo

^ this so much

Makes Elmo probably not scum with HC, and a little less likely to be scum in general.
I'm not in love with the rest of that ISO though.
Except 58 which seems to suggest a 'lets figure this out together' townapproach.
Yeah okay no Elmolynch today.

Fate / Kuribo aren't living up to expectations.
I find it unusual that neither of them are louder in a game that could use some loudness.
Fate is especially lurk coasty and not getting much attention for it, which is usually a good scumsign.

suppose it would have helped if I had bookmarked the game

Here, we all know I'm going to wind up doing this at least once anyway, so:

Trust: Fate

I'll catch up in the morning.

This made me think a little bit Kuribo + Fate.

"Slips" catch town more often than scum, I'm finding.

The trick is that idiot scum tend to swarm all over it and try to GOGO MISLYNCH.

Here, SpyreX, have one of these:

Trust: SpyreX

This makes Kuribo slightly more town than Fate though.
I don't like him making excuses for not being as active as he normally is but I could see him being town I guess and Fate is scummier.

VOTE: Fate

Darox has me worried because he's insufferably annoying as town but this time he made an actual list of reads / reasons.

Yeah okay I retract my townread on Vijay. He can fake his stuff here.
He's in the maybes.
He works pretty well with HCscum though.

Fate/Kuribo/Spyrex were all sitting around not acting like normal / trying to force scum to die but instead waiting for one of the viable lynches (most of which were on pretty clear town) to happen. THAT IS SUSPICIOUS.

I liked TML and I like Voided.
So I have some good townreads (Spyspy, MattP, Voided, probablyBBMolla) and a bunch of sketchy people.
I'll have a good chunk of time later today for this game.

Fate, Kuribo, Darox, Implosion should not have as many trust tokens as they do because all of them are pretty suspicious. Darox makes lists / puts in effort as scum and especially is incentivized to do that by the trust mechanic.
And the sketchy people are all trusting each other and making each other be on the mission, which certainly makes sense for scum to do especially if they are excited about their team as any team with at least two of those people would be.

Spyrex I think you're town but I think your trust tokens are, like, EXCEPTIONALLY badly placed.
If you move all three of them then the odds of an all town mission will go up a lot.

HC is fairly scummy. 234 and 275 are both kinda the way scum write stuff.
Kanye is probtown. Information is insufficient but 201 and 242 are both townie.
Implosion could flip scum.

Linebreaks indicate a decent jump in towniness/scumminess.

PEOPLE TO SEND ON THE MISSION YEPYEP
Llamarble

MattP
Voidedmafia

Spyrex
BBMolla

CANDIDATES FOR LAST MISSION SPOT (Probtowns)
Kanye

WEIRD PEOPLE
Kuribo
Darox

Vijay

Elmo
Implosion

SCUMMY PEOPLE
HC
Fate

HEY VOIDED, HERE'S A WARM FUCKING GLASS OF SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH WHILE THE GROWNUPS PLAY MAFIA

LOOK HOW MARBLE CALLS SPYREX SUSPCIOUS WHILE PRACTICALLY FUCKING BEGGING FOR HIM TO BE IN THE MISSION

LOOK HOW HE FUCKING SPREADS HIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE SOME DEMENTIA PATIENT

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

[SpyreX]

My god I haven't been run up this much as town in a long time (Other game was MINI NORMAL TEAM MAFIA AND YOU SAW WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENED THERE), but I get the feeling that everyoe on my wagon is fucking scum.

NEVER VOTED YOU

MUHAHAHA

YOU HAVE DECLARED ME INNOCENT

On a real note I literally see red when I see obvtown now thanks game.

I'd also hammer marble if he got to L-1

FIGURE THAT OUT

[kuribo]

THE EXPRESSION OBVTOWN TENDS TO MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO FILL THE TARGET'S ASS WITH MY MURDERDICK

[MattP]

BBmolla
SpyreX
kuribo
Darox
MattP

^These people are town town town and should be on the mission.

Peeps be making me change my mind about llamarble.

I think Fate should be on the mission BUT I WONT SAY WHY

[BBmolla]

The kanye wagon died

Are you kidding me.

Fate wagon is shit.

Lynch Voided or Kanye.

[Llamarble]

1. I am much more confident as town.
2. How is it opportunism if the Kanye lynch was already agreeable to me, which it obviously was considering I basically made it happen?
3. How come you have barely been involved today?

1- oh, okay self meta that makes you town

2- your reads have been so far all over the map that you've expressed agreement to lynch pretty much anyone at various states of the game

1. Self meta that makes your accusation garbage. You said I was scummy for being overconfident, but me being extremely confident in my ability not to get lynched is simply how I feel when I'm town.

2. Well this doesn't address my #2 at all, and I have said that I currently want a Fate lynch or a Kanye lynch and have had difficulty making up my mind between them. Once I got to Fate HC Kanye Implosion I have been pretty stable, honestly, with difficulty figuring out who's the best lynch among them. Also YOU NEED TO READ MY META because I have been mislynched twice since I was a newbie. Once because I got roleblocked and scum nokilled, and once because YOU AND DAROX WERE IDIOTS AND FATE WAS SCUM AND I WAS PLAYING IN THE SAME COLOSSALLY ACTIVE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SCUM ARE AND MAKE THE BEST LYNCH HAPPEN EVERY DAY MANNER AS I AM HERE. YOU'RE BEING IMBECILIC IN EXACTLY THE SAME MANNER YOU WERE LAST TIME. The difference between my scummeta and my townmeta is BLATANT, which is why I find Fate attacking me so bad. Go reread Nomination mafia. Go read Bedtime Stories. Go read any recent game where I have been town. Then go read any game where I've been scum. My townmeta and scummeta are different to an absurd truthtell level, and when I tell you that I am obvtown this game, I absolutely mean it. I. Can. Not. Fake. My. Massposting. Higheffort. Townmeta. As. Scum. Closest I came was Consulmaker and even there I couldn't keep it up after the first couple days of the game.

[Llamarble]

I called Spyrex scum IN POST 29. *personal attacks censored*
And then I did not like his lack of contribution to the thread.
But yes, when I BASICALLY PICKED EVERYBODY WHO WENT ON YESTERDAY'S SUCCESSFUL MISSION, I by then thought Spyrex was town.

[Llamarble]

BBmolla
SpyreX
kuribo
Darox
MattP

^These people are town town town and should be on the mission.

Peeps be making me change my mind about llamarble.

I think Fate should be on the mission BUT I WONT SAY WHY

No non-atrocious arguments have been made against me, so I am curious what your reasoning is.
You need to explain your Fate townread.

[Llamarble]

LOOK HOW HE FUCKING SPREADS HIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE SOME DEMENTIA PATIENT

I cannot describe how strong of a towntell Schizophrenic reads are for me when I don't feel I've fully figured out the game.
Every behavior of mine you have disliked is something I FREAKING ALWAYS DO AS TOWN.
WHICH YOU SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE YOU MISLYNCHED ME IN SPITE OF ME HAVING LED BOTH SCUMLYNCHES THAT HAD HAPPENED IN NOMINATION MAFIA.

[Llamarble]

BBmolla
SpyreX
kuribo
Darox
MattP

^These people are town town town and should be on the mission.

Peeps be making me change my mind about llamarble.

I think Fate should be on the mission BUT I WONT SAY WHY

I don't get why you would say you're confident Fate is town, then ask me to go get evidence against Fate.
Wouldn't that be a waste of my time?

[vijay2vasandani]

Hey gaiz. If we can't come to a decision, how about we vote VM? Llama, you've said Fate today, VM tomorrow (that was you right?). If this is the case, why not VM now?

[Voidedmafia]

Hey gaiz. If we can't come to a decision, how about we vote VM? Llama, you've said Fate today, VM tomorrow (that was you right?). If this is the case, why not VM now?

Do not. Derail. Another. FUcking. Wagon.

We have derailed at LEAST THREE DIFFERENT WAGONS today. THis shit needs to end before we derail ANOTHER wagon and then we end up lynching no one because everyone can't agree on who they want to lynch.

So shut the fuck up, get your fucking vote off me, and fucking vote Fate. Or is that so goddamn hard for you since you've got that VM-dick shoved up your ass?

(apologies in advance if that's too strong, Grey)

[kuribo]

VOIDED WHY DO YOU IGNORE MY WORDS OF HATE


AND WHAT PART OF SHUTTING YOUR WHORE MOUTH WASN'T FUCKING CLEAR

[vijay2vasandani]

Funniest part is how you apologise for your post. But anyway here's my attempt at emulating kuribo. With a little bit of help from my good mate Bacardi.

Nope, can't do it. *sigh*

Anyway, what the fuck is your problem with all this wagon derailing shit? Don't we want to be as accurate as we can? Now you just sound like scum annoyed your mislynches get *so* close.

And in regards to your dick up my ass, what can I say? I've had a crush on you since forever. That's why it's hard.

[Fate]

I called Spyrex scum IN POST 29. *personal attacks censored*
And then I did not like his lack of contribution to the thread.
But yes, when I BASICALLY PICKED EVERYBODY WHO WENT ON YESTERDAY'S SUCCESSFUL MISSION, I by then thought Spyrex was town.

Its almost like you two have been dancing around eachoethers alignment all fucking thread

[Llamarble]

Hey gaiz. If we can't come to a decision, how about we vote VM? Llama, you've said Fate today, VM tomorrow (that was you right?). If this is the case, why not VM now?

That was CES not me. CES regards Fate as more likely to be scum than voided, as do I.
I'm not interested in a Voided lynch for today.
He's not in my TOWN pile, but he's also not in my NEEDS TO DIE pile.
I want to lynch from my NEEDS TO DIE pile, which at the moment only contains Fate and Kanye with CES possible.

As for 'dancing' on Spyrex, my actions toward him have been:
Found him likely to be scum early on, then by post 298 read him as town and that read has been stable since.
I can see zero reason why I would make post 333 at a buddy.
Calling that dancing around his alignment all thread is utter garbage, much like EVERYTHING ELSE Fate has been posting.

Voided in case you've forgotten we get plurality lynches, which means that whoever has the most votes at the end of the day dies.
That being said, we should be cohesive enough to make sure nothing dumb happens like a lynch of somebody other than Fate or Kanye.

[Voidedmafia]

Funniest part is how you apologise for your post. But anyway here's my attempt at emulating kuribo. With a little bit of help from my good mate Bacardi.

Nope, can't do it. *sigh*

Anyway, what the fuck is your problem with all this wagon derailing shit? Don't we want to be as accurate as we can? Now you just sound like scum annoyed your mislynches get *so* close.

And in regards to your dick up my ass, what can I say? I've had a crush on you since forever. That's why it's hard.

YOU INEPT LITTLE BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COPY KURIBO, HUH?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN COPY ANY OF FATE, SPY, OR KURIBO EVEN IF YOU FUCKING TRIED!

AND NO FUCKING SHIT I'M ANNOYED! THIS ENTIRE DAMN TOWN CAN'T KEEP THIER GODDAMN EYES ON THE FUCKING PRIZE FOR MORE THAN TWO MINUTES BEFORE THEY'RE RUTTING AROUND SOMEWHERE ELSE NOT GIVING A DAMN (myself sometimes included). AND IT NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP!

WHAT, YOU FREAK? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE SHIT YOU'RE SPEWING FROM YOUR MOUTH.

Kuribo: NO I WILL NO SHUT MY GODDAMN MOUTH, AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME!

AND NO I AM NOT VOTING SPY OR MARBLE, NO GODDAMN WAY!

[Fate]

I'd like to get pluarily lynched if possible.

-It saves the pain of having SpyreX betray me and hammer me and
-it provides a loophole in which I can still maintain my "never mislynched as town outside LyLo" accomplishment (current loopholes include: Insane cops with guilty on me, having replaced into a trololshitslot, etc.)


Just a vanity request if this is really going down.

[Voidedmafia]

HOw 'bout no?

[Fate]

Isn't it the same either way to you dumbfucks?

[kuribo]

I want no part of a Fate lynch.

[Fate]

I'll do some more in depth analysis tomorrow, but I'll break it down now for later use:

Llamarble
CES
implosion
kanyeknowsbest
vijay2vansandani
BBmolla
SpyreX
kuribo
Darox
MattP
The Mini-Librarian Voided Mafia
Fate

Fucks that think I'm scum/willing to lynch me:
Llmarble
CES
Implosion
VoidedMafia
SPYREX

That's 5 people

People who can read me as town:
MattP
Kuribo
Vijay (50/50)
Kanye
Darox
BBmolla


That's 6 people.

I honestly don't see how a lynch on me good pan out other than shit compromising. The majority of this game thinks I"m town.


The minority contain the scum. Strongarming a Fate mislynch here is optimal play given my lack of fucks/time for this game.

Also of the people who are likely scum on my potential wagon:
Llmarble -"Unlynchable" (mission)
CES-Likely wrongtown
Implosion-"Unlynchable" (role related info start of day?)
VoidedMafia- I'm actually taking VM off my town list. His tunneling on me is completely unreasonable. AND given the fact that the SECOND and Elmo counter-wagon came up, the entire wagon dove for it STRONGLY points toward VM scum. Add this to the fact that his wagon DIDNT spring up again D2 (aka the wagon at first was scum bussing, then scum didn't want to bus today and have been driving the town around)
SPYREX-"Unlynchable" (Mission)

Unvote:
Vote: VoidedMafia

I'm obviously not going to be able to break apart the Marble/SpyreX scumblock today, but in time it will become more and more obvious to the remaining townies.

I will compromise on VM today.

[BBmolla]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: VoidedMafia

It's not that I can read you as town, I just can't read you.

I do think the wagon on you blows.