Polite Mafia - All Are Initiated By Force!

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm waiting for my turn...

[Shmugen]

Gentlemen, I must inquire, are we truly abandoning this game? I do not wish to have so long an event become a blemish on my record, a game never finished, an ending never realized. A scab, if you will, on an otherwise clear-cut score sheet.

I hope your families are all well, as I'm sure they'd be ashamed if they could see you now. Who raised you to not finish what you start?

[kuribo]

Dear soulless beings doomed to walk eternally in this game,

I don't want to abandon it.

Come on, now, this is probably the last game DGB will ever mod.

Besides, some men just want to watch the world burn. SUFFER WITH ME.

Eeny

meeny

miney


moe.

Vote: PeregrineV

Sincerely,
Grand Dragon kuribo,
High Wizard of the Koffee Klatch Klub, 3rd Order of the Knights of Mandela

[Shmugen]

My dear Kuribo, thank you kindly for returning. How were your elderly? Are they cleaner?

This game needs to end. It needs to end sooner rather than later. It has been running since February, if memory serves. This is quite likely LYLO, but I'd rather lose and have it done than suffer any more. As no one else seems to have opinions...

Vote: PeregrineV

[Darox]

Peregrine is a fall guy.

Vote: Shmugen

[Shmugen]

How coincidental, your sudden return, Darox. Tell me, is your family well from whatever game-putting-off disaster they befell?

[Darox]

Hah hah.

[Shmugen]

Let's pretend for a moment, dear Darox, that Peregrine is a bad guy and I haven't just lost us the game with my hammer. Please present the case against me using words, quotes, and all that other good stuff.

[theamatuer]

Sorry for the unexplained absence, but I have had an epithany about this after a series of meditations in Tibet. Given my expirement previously, I am sure that

the Secret Society is in control of all post restriction infringements.

Please vote PeregrineV now, because I have confirmed his guiltyness. In fact, I have caught all 3 remaining SS members. They are GreyICE, PeregrineV, and Iceguy. Expunge any of these to prove my point if you wish.

[theamatuer]

Also my enter key is broken, so no paragraphs for now. Please excuse my lack of space. Sorry for any inconvience.

[PeregrineV]

Dear Lady Catherine is missing. I will now be free to go find her.

Final thoughts:
Scum: Theamatuer, GreyIce, Shmugen, kuribo
Town: IceGuy, Darox

Good luck town!

[theamatuer]

Dear Lady Catherine is missing. I will now be free to go find her.

Final thoughts:
Scum: Theamatuer, GreyIce, Shmugen, kuribo
Town: IceGuy, Darox

Good luck town!

Given that its LYLO, the only reason you would good luck is if you were SS. Please die. Also sorry GreyICE and iceguy, but this should be game.

[PeregrineV]

Dear Lady Catherine is missing. I will now be free to go find her.

Final thoughts:
Scum: Theamatuer, GreyIce, Shmugen, kuribo
Town: IceGuy, Darox

Good luck town!

Given that its LYLO, the only reason you would good luck is if you were SS. Please die. Also sorry GreyICE and iceguy, but this should be game.

OK.

Game is over.

Feel better now?

Also, that was not very polite. Lady Catherine, although she is currently missing, would surely chastise you most heartily were she here.

[DrippingGoofball]

VOTECOUNT:

PeregrineV (4): theamatuer, GreyICE, kuribo, Shmugen
theamatuer (1): PeregrineV
Shmugen (1): Darox

You are seven players. Four is a lynch.

Infractions:
Schmugen (1/5)

PeregrineV was a filthy goon from the Secret Society!

You forced him to take a bath and he disintegrated like the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

See you tomorrow morning, dear esteemed guests!

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh noessss... Darox feel unwell in the middle of the night and died in my arms. He kept asking for me to remove the knife in his back, but he forgot to say "please!"

Darox was a gentle citizen and had nothing to do with the Secret Society

other than storing their knives in his own flesh.

[GreyICE]

Dearest Kuribo, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[theamatuer]

vote: iceguy

Sorry, but he dies first today. GreyICE can try showing me how town he is today though. Also I'll explain this thoroughly if anyone asks with a please and a thank you

[kuribo]

GreyICE, I'm thinking it must be IceGuy. Shmugen as his buddy had no reason to hammer at that time. It's much like that charming play, "Hulkamania: The Musical!" Starring Hulk Hogan, King Kong Bundy, and Nicholas Cage (as the Macho Man), it's a charming tale of steroids and homosexuality. You simply must see it.

I wish to further hear Theam's thoughts, then when I return from the old folks' home tonight, we can destroy IceGuy with most extreme prejudice.

"Come to my woman's breasts, And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers."

[Shmugen]

VOTE: IceGuy

[GreyICE]

Vote: IceGuy

Gotta be him, who am I to argue?

[IceGuy]

A further rapscallion is either Shmugen or GreyICE, with a weak preference towards the former.

Good night, everybody! Just let it be known to the world that I am not and was never affiliated with the Secret Society, and I shall never attend another gathering by Lady Catherine. Unfortunately, her organizational skills leave much to be desired.

[GreyICE]

[Shmugen]

[Shmugen]

[theamatuer]

Don't have time to explain fully, but its about the infraction count. If ss are mostly in control, people with lots of infractions are most likely town, and those SS have fewer infractions. Of course just be people careful, but Iceguy has some blinding errors that have not been reported on (Espically conspicuous as Iceguy has yet to gain a single infraction)
Also PRs suck and I'm not gonna follow mine amykore