The potato captain spoke loudly. His sound was rather deafening, which was surprising, considering his small size and demeanor.
"Ye should all pay up in gold dubloons! We need the moneys to bury the treasure!"
The crowd was not amused, and instead just laughed at the silly little potatoes. The potatoes tried to fight back with their little machetes and tiny pistols. The crowd just laughed harder.
"NO, SHUT UP YOU LITTLE LANDLUBBERS! WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU WILL COWER IN FEAR AT THE MIGHT POTA-"
A loud gunshot echoed throughout the room. Everyone turned at the potato who fired his gun. The next thing they saw was another potato fall over and bleed to death.
"*cough* *cough* Uhhh, whoops?"
:/
That stupid potato shot one of it's own :P
Day 2 begins now.
Deadline is on the 19th of August.