History Mafia Mini Theme - 1358 Game Over!

[Jarvis]

I'm hammerin

[Bitmap]

GOOD BOY KEEP MIRRORING MY READS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS STOP BEING A STUBBORN ASS AND VOTE CO

No. If CO gets to L-1, I'll be the hammer vote though.

[Jarvis]

no that's my job

[Staeg]

Why do you want to hammer?

[MattP]

WTF

Listen, we need me, MSH, DV, Bitmap and Jarvis. The order is negligible.

[MattP]

Hammering is the new fad

[Bitmap]

Why do you want to hammer?

I want to feel spashal.

VOTE: ChaosOmega

Meh, w/e.

[Staeg]

Ugggghhhhh

I get ten billion "I told you so" points if CO flips town

[Bitmap]

I'm going to slap you MattP if he does flip Vig.

[MattP]

Staeg, deal. Now vote CO so we can end this day. DV will preserve his life over CO's we both know it, please don't make me wait for his vote.

[MattP]

HES NOT GOING TO FLIP VIG FOR CHRIST SAKE IT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE

[Bitmap]

HES NOT GOING TO FLIP VIG FOR CHRIST SAKE IT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE

Okay. Chill your nips.

[ChaosOmega]

Are you sure I'm not going to flip vig? Because my Role PM seems pretty clear on the matter. And now neither DV or MSH will die today/tonight. Seriously MattP, this is a fucking terrible idea and you should feel bad if you're town. If you're scum you've got this town by the balls, though.

[Staeg]

vote: CO

/feels bad

[MattP]

Listen, whether or not you're SK you should understand that it's VERY fucking hard to explain me RBing you with no kill going through and my gunsmith ability being a negative utility role. I'm not playing shitty and I absolutely refuse to call this bad play, I'm making the right move regardless of your alignment.

[MattP]

Kcool hammer Jarvis

[Jarvis]

VOTE: CO

drunkhammer

winning

[Staeg]

Listen, whether or not you're SK you should understand that it's VERY fucking hard to explain me RBing you with no kill going through and my gunsmith ability being a negative utility role. I'm not playing shitty and I absolutely refuse to call this bad play, I'm making the right move regardless of your alignment.

No, it's the wrong move because jesus christ I explained it

[Jarvis]

yo we still know dv and michel are scum hey

[MattP]

CO are you SK?

[Shamrock]

if CO flips vig imma straight up stab a bitch

[Jarvis]

obv sk why else would he get all pissed and defensive about gettin lynched like that

fuk yea

[Staeg]

obv sk why else would he get all pissed and defensive about gettin lynched like that

BECAUSE IF HES TOWN THIS WAS THE MOST RETARDED SHIT EVER

[MattP]

Nope I made a retort to your argument for a DV lynch, Staeg.

If I die tonight lynch DV tomorrow no fucking discussion

[ChaosOmega]

You didn't believe it when I said it, maybe you will when the mod says it.

Town is all sorts of screwed. A successful mafia NK puts you at 4-2 tomorrow, right play is to NL and get the numbers down to 3-2. I could have given you better numbers with a town-directed kill, but god forbid you let me live another day.

BECAUSE IF HES TOWN THIS WAS THE MOST RETARDED SHIT EVER

Pretty much. You guys have fun unfucking yourselves.