Scummer of Love Invitational: Day 4 - The day the music died

[UberNinja]

Hmm.

Okay, Glork, but is panzer any better off as a lynch than vigbait over UN? If so, why?

Panzer's actual voting habits (and the justification of them -- or general lack thereof) are far more indicative of being scum than UN's. UN is just a cancer in the games he plays, whereas panzer is actually scum that we will probably need to lynch. I'm too lazy to get into justification today, but go look at his post where he jumped on me, and every bit of reasoning he gave. Then go look at him jumping on MoS and tell me it's not the hallmark of opportunistic scum.

You should really stop perpetuating that rumor you know. You and Tierce both.

I've had some bad games where you guys are involved, but it is hardly indicative of the entire experience that is UberNinja.

[evilpacman18]

guys.

UN is a super cool dude.

[Wyrd]

Look, you know who killed Brandi? FUCKING SCUM BC SHE WAS OBVTOWN

Now, when scum are in a GOOD position, theyll kill whoever won't take their shit and can't be lynched. Brandi's reads were good. Obv they were getting in the way of this Wyrd wagon scum are starting to brew up. YEAH YOU THINK I DON'T FUCKIN NOTICE YOU SCUMFUCKS?

Now, who's in a good position that isn't killin off people who suspect them?

OH
SUP

GLORK

SUP

MATTP

Those two have scum in it. Confirmable role my fucking ass. If its not a mason or A friendly bullshit it might as well be trololomod2012. MattP especially, look at his fucking tone with me. Asks if I fuckiong care about sins game? The hell kind of answer is he looking for?

And look at his tone with UN. YOU'RE DISTANCING FROM THE MOS MISLYNCH YO

Lining up mislynch ex like a motherfuckinng champ

Tried to get steam on that shit going from the get go, to try N steer the town where he fuckin wanted just like the mislynch HE fought hrd for, even though it's was a shit lynch taking Dvantage of peoples hate for mos.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

HE HOPS OFF UN, LIKE A CHAMP, THE SECOND UNS DUMBASS GETS INTO A FIGHT WITH ANOTHER TOWNIE (gamma) BECAUSE NOW UN IS USEFUL TO MATT, HIS READS RE SHIT.

IF YOU GUYS WON'T GO FOR EASIESTR FU CKING SM AXXLE THAT, OH EAH WE CAUGHT FUCKING YESTERDAY, THEHOS ABBOUT SE GO FOR SOME SCUM YOU DUMBFUCKS WON'T BE ABLE TEO LYNCH WHEN WE'RE DEADA

NOW FUCK

TYPING

ON AN IPAD.

BTW GLORKZ SUSPECTS ARE PAC,AN AND PANZER AND ME? TALK ASBOUT LOW HANGING MOTHER FUCKIN FRUIT

LET'S LYNCH THIS FUCKING SCUM

vote: MATTP

RECK LETS GO. GAMMA STOP BEING WRONG

FFFS

[Wyrd]

GODFUCKING DAAMNT VOTE: Mattp

ANDNHERES MYCASE FOR PANZER TOWN

GAMMA YOU ERE FU CKING THERE WHERE HE CLAIMED MASONS AS OWNIE ANX THEN DIDN'T RETRACT IT WHEN ANOTHER Mson fuckin claimed A REAL ONE AND YEDAH YOU REALLY EXPECT MORE FROM HIM?

PANZER SHEEP ME AND YOU I'LL SAVE YOU TODAY

NO SERIOUSULY FUCK APPLE

[Gammagooey]

that has literally NOTHING to do with what panzer is doing now.

send nuwen over instead please and if she agrees then i maybe-but-probably-still-won't help lynch matt. he could be scum but him over panzer unless panzer is 100% not getting lynched is garbage.

[xRECKONERx]

fate i missed you

vote mattp

something actually felt off earlier when he voted me/fos'd me (whichever it was) because he said my slot was useless/worthless and it just didn't feel like a mattp-reason to lynch

WOO YEAH LET'S DO IT WOO *sigh* this just doesn't have the same sexy spark anymore

[Wyrd]

K here she is (seriously, not even trolling watch her spell things and have grammar):

I was handed an iPad! I'm as amazed as you are that my reads align with Fate's so cleanly. He's spot-on when he says Brandi = long play for a scum team bunkering down. Brandi fell into the UNLYNCHABLE category; scum didn't feel threatened by reads or potential power play from spoken reads. MATTP and GLORK fit the bill cleanly.

I don't like mattp's vote for Reck with simultaneous vocalizing about UN lynch; he's spent more time making sure we know the UN lynch is Terriblenadfeelsorry4ever and less time selling us a Reck lynch. This tells me he's squatting with the Reck vote and either waiting for random momentum to swing behind it or waiting to be "sold" onto a more viable wagon. At this stage IMO Matt should be selling us reads, not vice-verse.

I told fate we'll have an easier time lynching AXXLE because his scum team could consider him bus material past critical wagon mass. There's a reason his wagon segued into upwards of five+ swings yesterday; those are feeler wagons.

[Gammagooey]

eh fine. tell her to go over panzer and give me an opinion and then i will legitimately try to care about your opinion on matt. no that is actually not sarcasm I will give it a serious shot.

[Wyrd]

I think GLORK could be scum here too, and panzer's ISP contains something to the effect of "thiGlorks is my scum read I had it first!!!!" which is the petulant tone I'd expect from panzer not getting credit for something. Don't think he'd point this out as scum trying to mislynch GLORK (or try to mislynch GLORK at all while his ass is on the line and there's a big vote spread right meow).

I don't like Panzer vis a vis AXXLE but anyone can get something wrong. Verdict reads town.

Typing on an iPad is hard, so more from me when we're out of never land.

[chamber]

I don't like matt for scum in this game at all.

[Gammagooey]

yeah see to me that read as a defense, not him trying to get credit for a future-glrok lynch. appreciate the effort you took in explaining it though.

HEY MATTP

I CHALLENGE YOU TO NAME ALL OF THE SCUM IN THE GAME AND GET AT LEAST 3 OF THE 4 (yes 4 is the reasonable number to go here, pretty sure) RIGHT. YEAH IT CAN'T BE CHECKED UNTIL ENDGAME BUT I WANT IT NOW.

POWERFUL READS FOR POWERFUL TIMES

CAPITAL LETTERSSSSSSSSSS

[PJ.]

Don't understand my wagon, don't care. Glork is still scum. Not sure if MattP is scum, but idk I'll sheep fate if i have to. I think the UN wagon is just bad.

[MattP]

Fate, answer my question!!

Gamma why do you want my four scumreads?

[MattP]

Reck is scum fate is a dumb but boop boop boop fate cannot read me for shit

[Gammagooey]

Fate, answer my question!!

Gamma why do you want my four scumreads?

BECAUSE.

I'LL VOTE YOU IF YOU DON'T
I'M CRAAAAAAAZY LIKE THAT

[UberNinja]

I don't like matt for scum in this game at all.

lol

[UberNinja]

as in, you're probably wrong ^

[MattP]

Guys guys guys simmer down pssshhhshhshshs

I'll give you those damn reads as soon as I get a comp

Just everyone relax let's all be cool here

[Wyrd]

Axxle is town

His sloppy flipflopiness is easy for you all to be vultures about but it's a towntell

OH LOOK IF IT ISN'T MATT DEFENDINF AXXLE

Oooo I getchya I was just thinking we were doing a PL today and figured that we should get rid of the useless slot that's been actively lurking and contributing nothing of worth LOL

I'D CATER TO A WYRD LYNCH

Fate, answer my question!!

Gamma why do you want my four scumreads?

Reck is scum fate is a dumb but boop boop boop fate cannot read me for shit

Is he even pretending to believe this shit? I thought I was scum now you dismiss my arguments with "lolwalpcantread me"

HORSESHIT

THIS DIES FUCKING TODAY

[Gammagooey]

RELAXING IS FOR CASUALS WHO AREN'T TRYING TO POST IN A MILLION GAMES AT ONCE

(yes i can wait for you to get to a comp but seriously i'd rather you just go down the playerlist now and tell me who the scum are in the manliest shoutingest way possible)

[Wyrd]

HE'S FUCKING SCUM HE CAN'T PLO FOUR NAMES OUT HIS ASS YOUR QUESTION CAUGHT HIM TOO OFF GUARD GAMMA

IM GLAD YOU CAME AROUND

[Wyrd]

as in, you're probably wrong ^

As in, I dont see your vote on this wagon which is GOING places.

W agree on GLORK scum so here's some middle ground

[MattP]

I'll just post my reads list first from D1:

UN is town, lots of reasons, bleeds it

Brandi is town for halo effect and she has unguarded hyperawareness

MoS is scum because of his conciseness, he’s choked up, his longer posts are very carefully constructed and formal / cut down

Axxle is town for sloppy flipflopiness

CDB is town for town motivated propaganda

Chamber is town for his deep thought questioning

Panzerjager is town

Singer is Nachomamma is a weak town read for 324

The scum are in here:
xRECKONERx
evilpacman18
Gammagooey
Glork
Katsuki
Wyrd

I'd guess:
xRECKONERx
Glork
Katsuki
Wyrd

That's the scumteam for 2012 FTW

[MattP]

Also I fully realize I have scumreads on the two people voting me. I don't give a fuck, I can see Reck being a ballsy bastard and immediately sheeping his buddy.

I also think that Fate is in "ZOMG IM GOING TO ANTAGONIZE EVERYTHING MATT SAYS" mod which Idgaf about and plan to ignore him and watch like a princess from le castle while he convinced everyone to follow him with his obnoxious horn throat

[chamber]

Chamber is town for his deep thought questioning

I've been absurdly lazy this game so that needs explaining.