I was going to open the day today by saying I don't know which would be worse, getting mislynched or having to sheep Uberninja for fucks sake. But I'm sure as hell not voting myself LIKE SOME FUCKING CLOWNFUCK DID.
I'm not even sorry for that MattP lynch. MattP's reads usually aren't shit, but he had MOS wrong, he had ME wrong, he replaced LLAMAFAKERAGE, and he wanted to lynch Katsuki and Reck too? No, that wasn't a "Clear and transparent" town game MattP, I figured you could fake the style as scum but you couldn't fake the 90% fuckin scumread rate without ultrabussing, so you'd have shit reads.
AND YOU FUCKING DID
Now, with THAT said, I WAS wrong, and I'm lost now. I STILL THINK GLORK IS SCUM CUZ HERPDERP GAMMMA KILL. Here Glork has a CLAIMED CONFIRMABLE ROLE, Chamber CONFIRMS HE GOT AN INVENTION, but... GAMMA? Whose sole existence was to powersheep Singer?
SingerNacho, who oh yeah, have me read as conftown.
Look, there may be shitall I can say about yesterday, I was WRONG, I told you WHY I thought that, but one thing I CAN GUARANTEE IS
IF I WERE SCUM GLORK WOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. GLORK, POWERINFLUENCER+SUPPOSEDLY CONFIRMABLE ROLE+SUSPICION ON ME=DEAD N1. IF IT DOESNT GO THROUGH THEN I GO SHOOTIN FOR DOCS. NO WAY IN FUCK ID KILL BRANDI WHO HAD ME READ S TOWN. NO WAY IN FUCK ID KILL GAMMAS USELESS ASS.
That should be obvious to anyone who isn't fuckin scum.
BUT
I'm like 80% sure Axxle shot me last night, what with the suspicion of me and all and the me wanting his blood. Ok fine, so we're dead come today.
But I'm not going down without scum with me, and Nuwen is pretty sure that's UN. She has reasons and logic and shit that I don't have, and the way she explained it to me makes a lotta fucking sense. Plus there's no way town UN would go from buddying up to me+demanding my vote if I was wrong to mislynching me. Like I said though Nuwen's reasons are better and you're going to hear a lot more from her today than me.
Now
Especially given Glork's lining up of the next 4 mislynches and THEN saying "well then maybe Chamber is scum"
I am thinking:
Glork+Chamber+UN with Axxle potential SK scumteam. This gambit is perfect for Glorkscum since he's been wanting to brew one up ever since he replaced out of Catch-22 mafia. He claims confirmable role, Chamberbuddy laims to have recieved shit, like an OH SO CONVIENENT FBI INVESTIGATION.
No seriously Glork you're already claimed. Give me ONE GODDAMN OUNCE OF FLAVOR that supports ANYTHING at Scummer of Love giving out an FBI FUCKIN INVESTIGATE TO ANYONE.
They have daytalk obv, aka the "claim fuckin fbi" and saving Axxle's SK face. Remember when Glork guaranteed Axxle was a SK? Posturing for towncred when he eventually has to turn on chamber and Axxle. His chamber read is so out of place, LOOK how he's setting up for the fucking long game, where after 6 mislynches anyone with their head not up their ass will wonder why GLORK is still alive.
But that's for later, and my pet theory. Mostly fucking here for I TOLD YOU FUCKIGN SO points later on.
