Scummer of Love Invitational: Day 4 - The day the music died

[Katsuki]

OH HEY JUST REALIZED
WE'RE PROLLY GOING INTO NIGHT WITH 3 DEAD SCUM
EASYMODE

[UberNinja]

UBERNINJA USED SPAM ATTACK

UN make up your mind about me

Reck's dead, panzer's last post where I said "Fuck" makes me think Wyrd might actually really be town and JUST THAT FUCKING BAD (still a shit ton of WIFOM, but nobody wants to lynch Fate anyway), and Kats is more likely to be town based on panzer's ISO too so:

This is called the bargaining stage.

No.

If you're even town this game, which I highly doubt, you've been the most damaging of any player so far, more so than any scum player thus far.
In fact the ONLY reason I'm not voting you right now is because I put so much faith in associative tells and Panzer's post somehow made me feel that you were not scum together. I would not shed one single tear if Axxle delay killed you, which he TOTALLY SHOULD.

Hint hint, Axxle. HINT HINT.

When have you even played with me as town on the forum, UN?

Anyway, not cooperating with you. Please enjoy your death as soon as Reck fullclaims.

I can read, you know.

I'm a census taker and I used it last night. I'm on my phone in class so I'll look up my flavor if it actually matters. I was told last night that there were four anti town roles left

With panzer already dead I don't see this being multiball and a five man scumteam in 16p is unbalanced especially with townies flipped. 4:1:11 is much more likely... ergo delayed SK

thanks for listening and bye

Excellent knowledge.

OK yeah, Chamber is scum and Axxle is an SK. Just like I suggested earlier.

Vote: Axxle

If Axxle is being useful, why not lynch chamber and have Axxle target scum and tell him we'll leave him alive as long as he's hitting scum?

THAT'S BARGAINING, NUWEN.

lolol Glork you need axxle dead don't you.

If Reck is indeed scum the Glork is doubly scum.
Pretty sure my Reck read is right but not like it matters anymore.

Chamber you should hammer UN.

Nobody should be hammering me, Katsuki. If you're town you're being terrible. Stop being terrible.

I know Reck and Fate are your Fraaaandz and all but seriously consider that I'm town for a moment. I'm fucking town.

OH HEY JUST REALIZED
WE'RE PROLLY GOING INTO NIGHT WITH 3 DEAD SCUM
EASYMODE

Not three, and likely not even two dead scum, because Reck's power seems like a town power.
So it's not only premature to celebrate, but you're being terrible yet again.

Stop it.

[xRECKONERx]

Vote: Axxle

this is my last act for the town, fuck all y'all

[Glork]

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

[Nuwen]

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

3/3 sounds like a pretty difficult setup to balance.

Especially when you need quantum synchronicity to explain the censor results.

Hammer fucking Uberninja please.

[Wyrd]

UBERNINJA USED SPAM ATTACK

UN make up your mind about me

Reck's dead, panzer's last post where I said "Fuck" makes me think Wyrd might actually really be town and JUST THAT FUCKING BAD (still a shit ton of WIFOM, but nobody wants to lynch Fate anyway), and Kats is more likely to be town based on panzer's ISO too so:

This is called the bargaining stage.

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

3/3 sounds like a pretty difficult setup to balance.

Especially when you need quantum synchronicity to explain the censor results.

Hammer fucking Uberninja please.

[Vu]

Day 3, Votecount 7

UberNinja (4): Katsuki, Wyrd, ChannelDelibird, BBmolla

xRECKONERx (1): Singer is Nachomamma
ChannelDelibird (1): UberNinja
Axxle (1): xRECKONERx

Not voting

(4): Axxle, chamber, evilpacman18, Glork

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch and to no-lynch.

Deadline:

September 24th, 2012, at 12:36 PM EST

Countdown to Deadline:

(expired on 2012-09-24 12:36:00)

[Axxle]

@mod: I'm not voting for Glork, I'm not voting.

---Fixed.

actually:

Vote: katsuki

Like others have mentioned, I think him and Wyrd are most likely teammates with Reck and Panzer.

[Glork]

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

3/3 sounds like a pretty difficult setup to balance.

Especially when you need quantum synchronicity to explain the censor results.

Hammer fucking Uberninja please.

I just don't see six total scum otherwise. 5:1:10 seems fucking awful for town, especially considering the relative lack of power so far. Scum win in 2 days potentially (mislynch, two townie kills, mislynch, crosskill+townie kill, scum can force a mislynch D3). Tell me how the fuck you balance that, considering our protective role was just an Armored Bodyguard (I assume takes 2 bullets to kill) and 3 townies so far. My role has a random element and isn't *directly* useful either.

No, it's much more likely that it's 3/3/10.

Do some math, Nuwen, and stop being dumb. Reck is either flat-out lying, or it's 3/3/10. Take your pick.

[UberNinja]

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

I'm more inclined to think it's a larger scum team.

Plus, Reck's results (once we find out if he's lying or not) will rule out 3:3:10 in favor of 3:1:12
In which case, Axxle is clearly more likely to be an SK.

[Axxle]

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

3/3 sounds like a pretty difficult setup to balance.

Especially when you need quantum synchronicity to explain the censor results.

Hammer fucking Uberninja please.

I just don't see six total scum otherwise. 5:1:10 seems fucking awful for town, especially considering the relative lack of power so far. Scum win in 2 days potentially (mislynch, two townie kills, mislynch, crosskill+townie kill, scum can force a mislynch D3). Tell me how the fuck you balance that, considering our protective role was just an Armored Bodyguard (I assume takes 2 bullets to kill) and 3 townies so far. My role has a random element and isn't *directly* useful either.

No, it's much more likely that it's 3/3/10.

Do some math, Nuwen, and stop being dumb. Reck is either flat-out lying, or it's 3/3/10. Take your pick.

How are you getting these numbers? Reck said there was 4 scum left, meaning we started with 5 in the unlikely event he's telling the truth.

[UberNinja]

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

3/3 sounds like a pretty difficult setup to balance.

Wrong.

Especially when you need quantum synchronicity to explain the censor results.

Nuh-uh.

Hammer fucking Uberninja please.

Shut up, you.

My wagon is obviously not going through because the scum are probably all already on it.
Additionally Reck is now not voting me any longer so I'm not at L-1 anyway.

So that means, after chamber puts me at L-1 again like a good little scum player, gets yelled at by a townie who's not a moron, and backs off again like a good little scum player, that the ship which is my wagon has sailed on, and will not be happening.

How's that feel?

Yeah, hold on, let me give you a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

MISLYNCH TAVERN IS CLOSED BITCH

[xRECKONERx]

Reck is either flat-out lying, or it's 3/3/10. Take your pick.

1 dead scum

4 scum left

EQUALS SIX

YAY GLORKMATH

[UberNinja]

Acxtually,

Unvote

It seems distinctly possible that there is a You Bitch + You Slut + You Whore scumteam and another scumteam of three. And yes, I say this knowing full well that there has only been one kill each night.

Whether that implicates Axxle or not is something I am currently unsure of.

3/3 sounds like a pretty difficult setup to balance.

Especially when you need quantum synchronicity to explain the censor results.

Hammer fucking Uberninja please.

I just don't see six total scum otherwise. 5:1:10 seems fucking awful for town, especially considering the relative lack of power so far. Scum win in 2 days potentially (mislynch, two townie kills, mislynch, crosskill+townie kill, scum can force a mislynch D3). Tell me how the fuck you balance that, considering our protective role was just an Armored Bodyguard (I assume takes 2 bullets to kill) and 3 townies so far. My role has a random element and isn't *directly* useful either.

No, it's much more likely that it's 3/3/10.

Do some math, Nuwen, and stop being dumb. Reck is either flat-out lying, or it's 3/3/10. Take your pick.

How are you getting these numbers? Reck said there was 4 scum left, meaning we started with 5 in the unlikely event he's telling the truth.

Way to parrot exactly what I just said.

But at the same time, parroting it is good because it makes it look like you're bringing more attention to that point. And that makes you look more likely to be town.

I like you Axxle. I think one of the main reasons I didn't want to lynch you early was because I didn't want you to feel dejected about dying early if you had a kickass role or whatever, just because you haven't been around the site as long as everyone else.

All that should have gone out the window when obvfuckingtownie MoS died day 1. Operative words: Should have.

I mean, they killed a 2004 MS stalwart player who's pretty fucking good at the game, right? Surely MoS dying before you (and getting mislynched by a bunch of fucktard sheeple) should be plenty consolation enough, right?

I don't know. For some reason I want to keep you alive.

It's bugging me. It's bugging me a LOT.


p-edit: HAHA reck

[xRECKONERx]

THIS SKFUCK VIGGED ME AND KILLED ME CAN WE PLEASE MAKE SURE HE DIES TOO?

i mean good fucking god even if you guys go "nah we can lynch him tomorrow after reck's flip" to see if I'm telling the truth HE'S ALREADY HAD TIME TO OFF ANOTHER TOWNIE AND GIVE SCUM THAT MUCH MORE POWER

SO PULL YOUR THUMBS OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLES AND VOTE HIM

[UberNinja]

I think I want to leave him alive juuuust one more night. So he can kill Wyrd.

[xRECKONERx]

UN don't be a stupid fuckwad

you can campaign to lynch whoever you want but if he's going down tomorrow no matter what he's not going to shoot who you want, he's going to shoot whoever the hell he damn pleases

LYNCH HIM TODAY

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AS MY LAST DYING REQUEST LYNCH THE STUPID SERIAL KILLER AND THEN FIGURE OUT THE OTHER SCUM

[UberNinja]

We should all be able to agree that Wyrd is an active detriment to this game.

a) Tunneling
b) Being wrong
c) Spamming caps, etc

I am guilty of the third, but I was only copying. And I'm certainly not the first two.

I was right about MoS and MattP, I am right about CDB. Fucking

listen to me.

[xRECKONERx]

i would usually NOT condone SK-hunting over Mafia-hunting

BUT

the SK can literally ONLY BE ONE PERSON whereas the mafia could be anyone left alive, we have a 100% chance of hitting the SK, and that wildcard SK shot being out there is

bad news

[xRECKONERx]

HEY UBERNINJA WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO LYNCH CONFIRMED FUCKING SERIAL KILLER AND WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING THAT CONFIRMED FUCKING SERIAL KILLER TO DO YOUR BIDDING

please and thank you

[Singer is Nachomamma]

so, WAIT
Reck is dead. And after he's dead, he claims information which suggests that Axxle (with his claimed killing power) is for sure scum.
HMMMM

[Singer is Nachomamma]

yeah, reck, we'll lynch him tomorrow.
sorry buddy.

[xRECKONERx]

by the way my flavor is I'm

Team AMURIKA,

Mafiascum Aligned

Census Taker

I'm here to be beaten badly at volleyball/save the day, and I don't mind protecting the Canadians or Europeans either, but I'm very wary of pinko commies and won't let them sneak in under my watch. Due to my outstanding patriotism and competitive nature, I keep a watchful eye on who my enemies are

PR.EDIT: oh look more of singer/nacho being useless fuckwads

I swear to god why the

fuck

is everyone so intent on letting a SERIAL KILLER live

[xRECKONERx]

yeah, reck, we'll lynch him tomorrow.
sorry buddy.

i'm dying today anyway

like

what do you have to lose by LYNCHING HIM TODAY?

is your plan to no lynch or something

[Singer is Nachomamma]

maybe because you KNEW Axxle was a confirmed SK, and instead of attacking him at the beginning of the day, you voted UBERNINJA
FUCKING UBERNINJA