Author Mafia - Game Over!

[Jane Austen]

3.) Jane Austen, if Edgar Allen Poe is "still definitely scum," why only pursue Dr. Seuss? Please also make a concise case against Edgar Allen Poe without quoting yourself.

The good Mr Poe takes people's words out of context to attack them; it is what he's good at. The best examples are: post 69 & post 125.

[HP Lovecraft]

Voting Log, Vol. 2 No. 2

Christopher Marlowe - 0
Thomas Pynchon - 1 (Shakespeare)
Shakespeare - 2 (Thomas Pynchon, Joyce)
Edgar Allan Poe - 0
James Joyce - 0
Confucius - 0
Lemony Snicket - 1 (Seuss)
Charlie Kaufman - 0
Oscar Wilde - 0
Dr. Seuss - 3 (Jane Austen, Lemony Snicket, Phelps)
Gregory Williamson - 0
Gertrude Stein - 0
Spinning Paper - 2 (Rucks, Kaufman)
Jane Austen - 2 (Danielewski, Paper)
ee cummings - 0
EL James - 0
Fred Phelps - 0
God - 0
Mark Z. Danielewski - 0
Marion Zimmer Bradley - 0
Rucks - 1 (EL James)

Not Voting - 10 (Marlowe, Poe, Confucius, Wilde, Williamson, Stein, cummings, God, Bradley)

With 21 alive, it's 11 to lynch. Deadline is 12/17 1PM EST

[James Joyce]

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life.

1.)

Dr. Seuss, answer my questions from Post #272. And why do you not replace out if you do not intend to play? Your last post dishonors you.

2.)

William Shakespeare, plainly explain your vote on Thomas Pynchon. And why vote Thomas Pynchon over Marion Zimmer Bradley?

3.)

Jane Austen, if Edgar Allen Poe is "still definitely scum," why only pursue Dr. Seuss? Please also make a concise case against Edgar Allen Poe without quoting yourself.

4.)

Lemony Snicket, what were the "few things" you had to "look into?" Have you done so yet?

~

Mod

, please at the very least prod:

Gertrude Stein
ee cummings
Gregory Williamson
Christopher Marlowe

Baron Kung Fu Sioux, telephone us why you are nut volting for Spinning Paper? Or his buddy Julius Shake Spear?

[Fred Phelps]

It's really disturbing how many of you mealy-mouthed, light in the loafer homo-loving book-molesters are ignoring Dr. Seuss. The guy's made no effort to help anyone, he's stated he doesn't intend to help anyone, and he's actively working against us to further an agenda of gay tolerance.

Now, do any of you sodomite heathens want to explain to me why you're just letting this worthless sinner coast?

You people act as if you're pulling your opinions out of a bingo cage. "B-7, I suspect Jane Austen!" "I-33, I think it's Shakespeare!" This is beyond useless, people. Just like our Secretary of State, the Whore of Babylon, Hillary Rodham "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Clinton.

Things I was thankful for on Thursday:

1) AIDS.

2) Having discovered the anti-righteous agenda of Dr. Seuss, praise be to God.

3) IEDs.

4) The Bible.

5) Joshua 11:14

[James Joyce]

Thank you Sir Afraid For Hellps for tunnelling.

Spinning Pauper and Shake-A-Spear are engaging in queer exchanges of badly flewids and have very dirty minds about it.

Below is a short list of the authors whose litter rarity out putt I wood love to burn in flames.

Spinning Pauper

who has destroyed the scant cred debility of his pre-deceasor.

Shakes-A-Spear

who is Spining Pauper's cocoon spire eater.

Dr Seuss

who huzzunimp proved from yes turd day.

Mark Z Danelewscum

who is even scummier toad day, than he was yes turd day.

Kindly exit the lady tunnel for a moment and halve a luck at these gays. Your opined pinyon is a press sciated.

[Dr Seuss]

1.)

Dr. Seuss, answer my questions from Post #272. And why do you not replace out if you do not intend to play? Your last post dishonors you.

"That Sam I Am, that Sam I Am, I do not like that Sam I Am"
Do you dislike green eggs and ham?

If I were going to answer your query, I would have done so. Is that true? Very! Putting words in my mouth quite contrary. I never said I wasn't playing, merry. Don't you create false accusations; it's scary! Your scary contrary query won't scare me! You'd best be off to the morturary!

The suspicion here is juvenile. "He hammered! So quickly! He must be vile!" There is surely a bad man or two to be found here. Could it be you, Confucius, dear? You want to dump more suspicion on me without voting? Your underhanded tactics are something I'm noting. There's not enough support for you to hop on pop. You'll wait until the wagon "can't" be stopped. Be 4th on the wagon, or does it just scare you? Take a chance and vote; I fucking dare you.

[Dr Seuss]

"Scumbag" Seuss has two choices before him.
Hammer the guy and get run up? Or just ignore him.
The former leads to all sorts of bad stuff.
The latter? He gets off free, and the town has it rough.
Tell me which one is the smarter play for scum?
Staying below the radar? Or hammering someone?

Seuss is an easy target in a still-active game. He's the obvious scapegoat to shoulder the blame. It's laughable that Joyce says he hasn't improved, when several authors cannot be moved. You hold the key to the world in your hands! It's time to rise up and take a stand! Don't be LAZY, James Joyce, good host. I've contributed far more today than most. There's no analysis of my actions. Just really awful knee-jerk reactions. The game was stagnant as could be yesterday. The mods were fretting over how it could stay. Now that time has cleared up a bit, I'm having another go at it. But you put me on your list to die? I have to ask,

really

why?
Look at the bufoons who park their vote, then sit in the background writing nary a note.
Look at the people who go "Dr. Seuss! He made a bold move, he must get the noose!"
Look at someone who can't be arsed to hunt. Is he just lazy, or is he a scum-cunt?


Kind folk, this day is yours, you can be the best! If only you'd stop behaving in jest!
You have control of your destiny! You can do it; find some scum with me!

[Dr Seuss]

EBWOP: *still-inactive game

[Fred Phelps]

Thank you Sir Afraid For Hellps for tunnelling.

Listen, you nonsense-speaking hedonist, if I'm "tunneling," it's because I've found Seuss' answers to be non-existent. Not even lacking, just non-existent. He hasn't even bothered to accept the fact that people find him scummy, and a selective portion of you idiots are more than happy to let him coast.

Even his last post, it's just him whining and complaining like a little Nancyboy about how he's an "easy target."

Well, here's a novel idea, you Christ-hating freak--- STOP BEING RIDICULOUSLY BAD AND MAYBE NO ONE WILL WANT TO STRING YOU.

[Fred Phelps]

ou have control of your destiny! You can do it; find some scum with me!

Kinda hard to find scum "with" you, when you haven't even found any in the first place! Or even tried to find any!

[Fred Phelps]

[Dr Seuss]

Listen, you nonsense-speaking hedonist, if I'm "tunneling," it's because I've found Seuss' answers to be non-existent. Not even lacking, just non-existent.

What do we learn in this thread?
Reading comprehension escapes Fred!

[Fred Phelps]

Your "contribution" to scum-hunting has consisted solely of hammering town, and complaining about the lack of scumhunting.

Look at someone who can't be arsed to hunt. Is he just lazy, or is he a scum-cunt?

You know, what's really ironic is.... that very question is how I figured out you were scum.

You know, that and Deuteronomy 23:1.

Your posts are the most contentless drivel I've seen yet, nothing but a masturbatory false idol to inactivity and fluff.

[James Joyce]

I could be moved if Seuss hunted scum instead of foxes.

[Thomas Pynchon]

The walls of the workshop read blood. Graffiti of blood the sunless day, glazing the darkening blood brick. Many talk effectiveness, an American heresy, using Statistics, data so full of meaning as to be useless, but for Pavlovians all was The Zero and The One. A hardon is either there or it isn't. Some think that it's precognition, that I know where they are and what they will do before they do it, and sex might not even enter into it. The Freudians, they think that it's some sort of telekinesis, that with the force of my mind I place the scum to be where they are: that I need to locate the sexual Other, whom I symbolize on my map as a

star,

that anal-sadistic emblem of classroom success. It's the map that spooks them all, the map that I've been keeping on my girls and star falls exactly on Stratford-upon-Avon, La Jolla, California and the dank presses, where the rag, the Spinning Paper is printed.

Unconditioned stimulus = stroking penis with antiseptic cotton swab
Unconditioned response = hardon
Conditioned stimulus = x
Conditioned response = hard one whenever x is present, stroking is no longer necessary, all you need is that x.

Uh, x? well, what's x? That famous "Mystery Stimulus." It's talked about everywhere here. That which scum does - reactionary, defensive play without the intent to find scum.

Ordinarily, the doctor's would have deconditioned me - extinguished the hardon reflex they'd built up - most likely they did. We must realize that extinction can proceed beyond the point of reducing a reflex to zero - a silent extinction beyond the zero.

OOC:
Kaufmann, what's your read on Shakespeare? We're trying to get something going here, I don't think you've ever said what you think of him.

The paper's reactions to the pressure he's received suck, and I'm now down with his lynch.

Suess' play today he just tried to defend himself. He tells James Joyce where to go look for scum, but does nothing himself. His vote is on Snicket, but he does nothing to try to push that. Expect maybe to point out that he might be scum for parking his vote, but why the hell should he have moved it, I don't see a reason.

[Charlie Kaufman]

Shakespeare:

- Flies under the radar
- Not much content behind his pretty words

[Fred Phelps]

Shakespeare:

- Flies under the radar
- Not much content behind his pretty words

Listen, you porn-producer. All of that applies equally to Dr. Seuss, if not more so. Why are you so moonstruck as to call Shakespeare out and not Seuss? Seuss is just as hell-bound as Shakespeare, and he was more than willing to give the Kiss of Death to a townie yesterday. Even calling him town in the process of giving him the Vampire's Kiss! Seuss should have been Gone in Sixty Seconds, but instead you decided to Face / Off against Shakespeare.

Which, I don't really care, we can rope that guy too, but at least help me force Dr. Seuss to explain himself before the day is out. He owes us that, and his glib little dances around the subject of his behavior just do more to make me think he should be Next.

But I don't expect to change your mind. After all, we both know that you touch yourself while looking at pictures of The Rock. More importantly, though... God knows. God is always Knowing.

[Charlie Kaufman]

CHARLIE KAUFMAN

How about you ask Thomas Pynchon about Seuss? He's the one hell bent on killing the guy, I was just responding to a fucking request, here.

[James Joyce]

I here buy entreat the illegimate son of Freddie Mercury and a F>M tranny from Miss Ispee, aka Mr Archibald Bread Phelps, to state his views on every wordsmith sodomite in present con penny.

[Fred Phelps]

I here buy entreat the illegimate son of Freddie Mercury and a F>M tranny from Miss Ispee, aka Mr Archibald Bread Phelps, to state his views on every wordsmith sodomite in present con penny.

Why, you one-eyed fag lover?

Need a good idea on who to murder in cold blood tonight?

Hell, shoot me tonight, send me to my Lord! God hates the Irish!

[Gertrude Stein]

Agreed, mostly.

Vote: Dr Seuss

Others I would love to lynch hang kill murder:
Bill Shakespeare, Fred "In My Butt" Phelps, Marion Zipper Bradford.

Tomatoes are best with watermelon. And grammar.

[Marion Zimmer Bradley]

I have a few moments from my major project that is keeping me away from you folk.

I doubt that Seuss is a Terran since the hammer was far too easy to be picked up and scrutinized and I can't see scum doing that. Personally I would think we need to look closer at those before Seuss on the wagon.

I welcome the new players for at least livening up the discussion in this game, however I am not that impressed with Mestro Phelps. But that is a personality thing, and so far as far as alignment goes, he seems to be Darkovan and not Terran.


Pedit

You can call me MZB if it is easier on you there Gertrude...

[Edgar Allan Poe]

Dr Seuss a town? A town!
More than her ladyship shines from the crown!
My beautiful, my beautiful, my bride and my wife.
Tell the angels to preserve his life.

I see scum. A scum? A scum!
Blabbering around all mighty and plump.
Calling for the dear doctor’s head.
When their’s should be handed to the dead.

I see many. A many a one!
Barking like some dogs with a gun.
For Seuss is such easy prey.
Easier than Phelps to say gay.

Oh so weep my eyes. My eyes!
To hear the monstrous cries.
I stand before a many a friend.
To tell you this atrocious act must end!

[James Joyce]

I here buy entreat the illegimate son of Freddie Mercury and a F>M tranny from Miss Ispee, aka Mr Archibald Bread Phelps, to state his views on every wordsmith sodomite in present con penny.

Why, you one-eyed fag lover?

Need a good idea on who to murder in cold blood tonight?

Hell, shoot me tonight, send me to my Lord! God hates the Irish!

Yaaar refuse-all to state views on players beyond your current tunnel is not perceived favorably by myself, Jimmy Voldermort Joyce Jr.

[James Joyce]

Hey Edgar Allen Milquetoast Johny Boy Poe,

Who do you think should dine on delicately prepared rope?