ThunderHog [Jerry Falwell],
Mafia 3-Shot Bookie
, was suffocated by a giant purple dildo Day 1
kuribo [Jesus H. Christ],
Vanilla Townie
, was crucified again on Night 1
Gammagooey [Shangela Laquifa Wadley],
Vanilla Townie
, had his/er eyes gouged out and throat slit Night 1
Nachomamma8 [Bruce the Archangel],
Glorious Winged Faggot aka Nexus Actor
, had all of his major arteries cut Night 2
Bella [Betty Fuckin' White],
Town Bodyguard
, had her vagina impaled upon a Judas Cradle Night 2
Ythan [Jerry Sandusky],
Mafia Roleblocker
, was raped to death by a giant baby Day 3
One Direction [John Travolta],
FBI Agent
, was offed by a clan of Ninja Scientology Assassins Night 3
Quilford [Rowdy Roddy Piper],
Town Vigilante
, was dragged to hell by a demonic Bret Hart Night 3
Om of the Nom [Brad Altman],
Vengeful Lover
, had his rectum forceably ripped out Night 3
JacobSavage [George Takei],
Vengeful Lover
, set phasers to grief Night 3
TheButtonmen [Aziz Ansari],
Suicide Bombing Vanillaizer
, was RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Day 4
Pretentiousdra [Neil Patrick Harris],
Cop
, was stabbed in the back with a bladed dildo N4
DeltaWave [Yaweh Adonai Frankenstein Jehovah G-d Smith IV Esq.],
Dreaming God
, was shot in His Heavenly Face N4
Wyrd [Ronald Reagan],
Mafia Governor
, was stabbed in his stupid fascist gut N4
SlumberPartyBois [Xenu],
Mafia
Dreaming God Traitor
Jack of all Trades
, was braind with a chair and had his body parts sold on the black market D5
The Mini-Librarian [Katy Perry],
Miller
, got high on coke and had her tits impaled by sharp metallic cupcakes N5
Kawaii [David Bowie],
Mod Mason
, was handcuffed to the bed and skullfucked to death N5
vollkan [Esteban the Power Bottom],
1-shot Bulletproof Townie
, was literally lynched D6
TheTrollie [Gov. Chris Christie],
Vote Thief
, was force fed another human until he exploded with vomit N6
Magua [Harvey Milk],
Self-Watching Ascetic
, was shot in the head (again) and fed to a RINO N6
zoraster [Satan],
Hated 1-Shot Informed Townie Maker Enabler
, cut to ribbons Day 7
dramonic [Anderson Cooper],
Reporter
, had his head severed and put on a spike for all to see N7
Iecerint [Fred Phelps],
Mafia Redirector
, was shot in the mouth after begging to suck a cock N7
Zoidberg [Brett Favre],
Fruit Vendor
, was endgamed