Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

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[Wyrd]

Not what I wanted but this is fine, we thought he was scum D1 and he kinda just fell off the face of the earth since then

Vote: Ythan

[Nuwen]

Dg needs to die if case we dienlz one goltuyf ds turn to serve another

[Wyrd]

Dg needs to die if case we dienlz one goltuyf ds turn to serve another

GO COOK YOUR CREPES WOMAN

[Wyrd]

Translation:

"RABBLE RABBLE IM SICK/TIRED KILL DGB AFTER WE DIE DUN FORGET"

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Elton gently picked a glass off the marble bartop and nodded graciously toward the barman. Sipping gently, he slowly surveyed his surroundings and began to wipe the light wet circle around on the marble. He sees David Bowie coming and begins to playfully wipe the condensation into a heart. Bowie leans on the counter next to Elton, intending to begin a conversation. Elton points gleefully at the heart and Bowie issues forth a throaty laugh. The two begin talking about the success of their masquerade, but are interrupted by a tremendous slew of yells and rabble coming from the main entrance of the ballroom. A masked figure points at another masked figure and says "I PEEKED UNDER HIS MASK! HE'S EVIL!" The guests talk among themselves about this new development, and while they were reaching a consensus about their next action the original masked figure begins fashioning a noose from the various cravats and bowties strewn about as party favors. As the masked figure is being strung up, Elton gently places a pair of ostentatious sunglasses on them, and intones sweetly with a forehead kiss "goodnight, sweet prince". The figure is strung up on a high doorframe and put on a chair. The loudest figure of the group comes to the chair and screams "DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH" and kicks the chair out from beneath the figure's feet. The noose comes apart completely and the figure runs off into the hotel. Elton realizes, sadly, that he has lost his favorite sunglasses.

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[Sir Elton Hercules John]

"Mmmmm, who is making coffee?"

Elton slips his silk kimono on around his ghostly body and floats out into the main room. He opens the door to the ballroom and takes a whiff.

"Yum! Smells good..."

Before he can find the source of the light, though, the skies crack open. A golden, glowing dildo descends from a rip in time and space into the room. After a few feet, the shimmering body of an angel slips through the portal as well. This angel, however, is dripping with blood from his throat and wrists. He pours blood all over the room like some kind of fucked up rainstorm.

"No... Bruce!"

Elton floats to the sky and holds the bloodied body in his hands as his friend's lifeless corpse (yes angels have corpses shut the fuck up) floats in the air, giant dildo still attached to him.

"Why... how..."

Elton's lamentations are heard as the partygoers begin to stir and come out into the main room as well. Murmurs spread throughout the crowd, speculating on what happened. Elton flies over to the wall and flips the light switch, showering the room in light. On the center stage sits an unidentifiable mass, covered by a sheet. Warily, Elton creeps to the center of the room and hesitates ever so slightly before ripping the covers off of the mass.

And there she sits -- the lovely, ancient, rippling, muscular body of Betty White, bare ass naked, sitting dead atop a Judas Cradle, her sagging ladyparts exposed for all the world to see. A few people vomit. Blood still rains down from the sky. Elton turns to the crowd, stunned, speechless...

"Well... that's no reason to stop the party, is it?"

Nachomamma8 [Bruce the Archangel],

Glorious Winged Faggot

aka

Nexus Actor

, had all of his major arteries cut Night 2



Bella [Betty Fuckin' White],

Town Bodyguard

, had her vagina impaled upon a Judas Cradle Night 2

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[zoraster]

I hope you're satisfied with my offering, om nom.

[One Direction]

Vote Ythan

Annoyed that went to a no lynch as opposed to switching us to not voting (like the thread originally said).

[Om of the Nom]

So I'm assuming that with Nacho gone we don't have to worry about who hammers? Since that's the most logical reason as to why Ythan wasn't lynched.
VOTE: Ythan
PEDIT: I see, so you did that >_>
zoraster is town.

[One Direction]

Obviously don't quicklynch since we should have another report from Phydra.

[One Direction]

So I'm assuming that with Nacho gone we don't have to worry about who hammers? Since that's the most logical reason as to why Ythan wasn't lynched.
VOTE: Ythan

No? Ythan was governed. a) that's not what an actor does and b) it was obvious from what the mods posted.

Going to need more convincing than LOL ZOR HAS THIS TOWNISH ROLE anyway. Unless he's literally a friendly neighbour.

[One Direction]

(Particularly since guessing at what happened reck has used a scum version before. It's w/e though, no need to elaborate for now)

[Om of the Nom]

No, I got a result PM stating that zor is town. I don't have a cop role.

[Faraday]

Okay. COOL.

[One Direction]

Okay. COOL.

[Iecerint]

Vote: Ythan

An actor is a role that is modkilled unless the vote is a hammer. So his claim could basically be taken at face value.

[One Direction]

Well IME it's more the vote doesn't count but w/e yes.

[Wyrd]

VOTE: Ythan

[Fate]

IZZY

NOOOOOOOOOO

WHO THE FUCK TRIED TO KILL ME

WHO

THE

FUCK

DGB

YOU SCUMFUCK

I WILL NOT BE FUCKING SILENCED

DGB IS SCUM

SHE WILL TRY AND KIL ME AGAIN

AND YOU WILL LYNCH HER NO QUESTIONS

[One Direction]

Hm. Or the claimed cop, even.

[SlumberPartyBois]

vote ythan

[DeltaWave]

Fate what are you on about?

[SlumberPartyBois]

i actually agree with fate here. i dont think bella protected pdra and its more likely, from her posting/crumbing, that she protected fate

[One Direction]

well that's really fucking dumb