Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[zoraster]

k

[Pretentiousdra]

btw, Apparently,

Will Smith, John Travolta, and Tom Cruise are gay.

/inside info

[Pretentiousdra]

not that it took a genius to figure out the last two.

[One Direction]

yeah john travolta is gay as heck

[One Direction]

will smith is a surprise though

[Zoidberg]

Are we talking IRL? I thought Will Smith has a daughter with his bangin'-hot wife.

[One Direction]

presumably? + 2 sons?

[One Direction]

also face/off owns when speaking about travolta.

[Zoidberg]

I GOT CHILLLLLS

THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN'

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

All of the guests were calming down after the events of the morning. Each had been given a complimentary Blue Moves (Blue Curico, dark rum, soda, and a honeydew ball with a sunglasses stirrer). Each was lounging around in their provided white pajamas striking up calm conversation against the gentle strains of Elton's backup band playing smooth jazz.

Spoiler: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE

Just as normalcy seemed within reach, a terrible squalling was heard from the direction of the entranceway. The guests all rushed from their chairs to investigate. What they found was beyond horrifying. A giant baby had materialized, along with a pickle barrel, and had bent an older man over it and was raping him violently with its giant spiked penis. The penis was also secreting acid.

In a cracking, evil-sounding parody of baby talk it was screaming "DOES DIS WOOK WIKE HORSEPWAY!? DOES DIS WOOK WIKE HORSEPWAY!?" while the man begged for mercy, release, and death. The man's screaming ceased suddenly as the baby rolled its eyes back in its head and moaned. Green liquid dribbled from the man's mouth and fell to the floor, where it began eating away at the tile. The baby pushed him to the ground and vanished, along with the magic pickle barrel.

The guests inched forward to examine the dead guest, and although his yawning liquid maw was quickly becoming unrecognizable, they were able to secure his nametag, which positively identified him as Jerry Sandusky.

Good riddance, said Elton. Let's all drink now.

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Ythan [Jerry Sandusky],

Mafia Roleblocker

, was raped to death by a giant baby Day 3

Night actions are due by 1/8 at 10PM EST

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Two masked (wo)men sit on the outskirts of the ring of a massive orgy, gossiping about the night's events.

"Well, there was quite a hubbub last night"
"You don't say?"
"Yeah, the Church of Scientology sent an assassin in here to murder John Travolta."
"John Travolta was here?!"
"He

was

!"
"What was the deal?"
"Well they sent assassins in here.."
"I got that. But why?"
"Oh. Because I guess the folks over there don't look too happy at those of their own who are gay..."
"...oh..."
"Yeah. Poor guy, he just wanted to get his dick sucked. Is that so wrong?

George Takei, resplendent in his purple sequined orgy shorts, turned away from the gossip. and sipped drink in a coconut.

"Ahh, a fruity beverage, perfect for a fruity occasion such as this."

He twirled his umbrella and watched his lover, Brad Altman, getting plowed by a buff Swedish man. He looked around the arena to attract the attention of the man dispensing hot towels (Brad would probably need one or two) when he heard a cry of anguish. Brad slid forward off of the Swedish man and began moaning loader. George ran to him to see what the trouble was.

Although he briefly wondered where Brad got the pink sock that was stuck to his tight ass, George realized with dawning horror that Brad had been struck with the unthinkable: a prolapsed rectum. For a gay sex enthusiast such as Brad, it was certain death. As Brad slowly breathed out his last, George cradled his head gently in his arms and wept. It was his fault. He brought Brad even though he knew that it was dangerous. After the last accident the doctor told him to be careful. But he didn't listen. HE. DIDN'T. LISTEN.

George stood up slowly and pulled out a phaser. He flipped a switch on it, pointed it at himself.

"Set phasers...to grief."

A high pitched

whirrrrrrrr

is heard before Sulu's liquefied brains pour out of his ears. A crowd rushes toward the gruesome mess, but meanwhile...

Cold light and warm drink I sit in my room and I think about how before I did things I did BLOOD I did bad things I killed people and I was invited again why was I invited I'll only kill again so I sit and drink and think and then suddenly the light opens and a man is standing there I think yes it's Bret Hart what is he doing here I thought he was in hell he says he's here to take me away I've been a bad boy but I fight him I cannot go back I have too much to do here but he stabs me and I'm running onto the carpet and everything is getting dark I guess it's time to go home now I've done everything I can

goodbye

One Direction [John Travolta],

FBI Agent

, was offed by a clan of Ninja Scientology Assassins Night 3

Quilford [Rowdy Roddy Piper],

Town Vigilante

, was dragged to hell by a demonic Bret Hart Night 3

Om of the Nom [Brad Altman],

Vengeful Lover

, had his rectum forceably ripped out Night 3
JacobSavage [George Takei],

Vengeful Lover

, set phasers to grief Night 3

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[Quilford]

BAHAWAAAHHHHH

[Kawaii]

[kise]... can we get a godamn guilty on dlta waveee already

[Pretentiousdra]

so we have a strange result. not sure if mod error.

[DeltaWave]

cool

[dramonic]

OD is town.

seriously?

Don't hydra with Empire again.

[TheButtonmen]

Oh look I actually get to post today.

Vote: DGB

so we have a strange result. not sure if mod error.

Did you get an interesting offer from the mod?

[Zoidberg]

I really don't see DGB on the same team as Ythan.

[JacobSavage]

[vollkan]

I really don't see DGB on the same team as Ythan.

For what reason?

[Zoidberg]

Mostly for 925, 1110, and the way she called ythan out for derailing two wagons. Can't really explain why, didn't seem like scum-on-scum to me.

I admit my town read on her is fading, though. I didn't like the way she hesitated and avoided voting obvscum thundercheese or whatever his name was, but I can't be sure that's a scum tell

[DrippingGoofball]

With the bodyguard dead, the mafia roleblocker dead, and three shots in the night, colored me surprised that P-dra wasn't one of the targets.

[DrippingGoofball]

I'll venture a guess that Quilford vig'ed JacobSavage, who flipped town against all odds.

[DrippingGoofball]

The NS/MIni-Librarian playerslot has what, 13 posts in over a hundred pages?

[DrippingGoofball]

Actually, it's 19 posts. I thought NS had posted only twice, I guess I remembered wrong.