Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[DrippingGoofball]

NOBODY TARGETED YOU

ESPECIALLY NOT THE DOCTOR WHO PROTECTED THE CLAIMED COP

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE BECAUSE YOU BLOW CHUNKS

[DrippingGoofball]

YOU HEAR THAT WYRD

YOU ARE SCUM

AS TOWN YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS

YOU ARE EVEN AWESOME

BUT THIS LEVEL OF SUCK

IS FATESCUM AS ITS SCUMMIEST

WEREN'T WE SCUM TOGETHER RECENTLY

YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF BLOWING CHUNKS?

[Wyrd]

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

GOD YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO SCUM

YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING, NOTHING BUT TUNNEL ON ME
And YOU GO

WAH WAH WAH

DGB TRIED TO KILL ME AND I WAS DOC-PROTECTED

LIKE ANY SCUM WOULD TRY TO KILL YOU, YOU BONEHEAD

YOU ARE MORE USELESS THAN A BICYCLE FOR A FISH

I SHOULD HAVE LET YOUR BUDDIES BUS YOU

yeah see if you were TOWN you'd read me as town here and then we'd be fine cause I would also read you as town

But you did this whole "WYRD SO TOWN GUIZ" d1, then tried to rewrite history by saying "WELL I ONLY THOUGHT NUWEN WAS TOWN"

then when confronted that all of those "nuwen" posts were me posts, you avoided the issue completely and have been doing nothing but singing "WYRDSCUMZ WYRDDUMBZ" the entire time

When you die and flip scum I'll have gotten 3/x scums already. I was the FIRST to call out Ythan scum and the REASON TH got lynched

[DrippingGoofball]

YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR SCUM IN THIS THREAD WYRD

THE SCUM IS LISTED IN YOUR ROLE PM

YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE AND YOUR BUDDIES HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES

[Wyrd]

NOBODY TARGETED YOU

ESPECIALLY NOT THE DOCTOR WHO PROTECTED THE CLAIMED COP

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE BECAUSE YOU BLOW CHUNKS

SPB AGREED THAT BELLA PROTECTED ME

U KNOW

THE GUY WITH THE POWERS YOURE TRYING TO LYNCH?

I

AM

A

GOD

AND

YOU

CANT

KILL

ME

[Kawaii]

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

GOD YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO SCUM

Wyrd is 2nd lowest number on your chart

[Wyrd]

YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR SCUM IN THIS THREAD WYRD

THE SCUM IS LISTED IN YOUR ROLE PM

YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE AND YOUR BUDDIES HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES

YOU CAUGHT ME

IM ACTUALLY A LYNCHER

A LYNCHER TO SCUM WITH YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IN MY ROLE PM

IM NOT REALLY DIS GEWD

[Kawaii]

woops, lemme stabd the fuck back for this

[DrippingGoofball]

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

GOD YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO SCUM

YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING, NOTHING BUT TUNNEL ON ME
And YOU GO

WAH WAH WAH

DGB TRIED TO KILL ME AND I WAS DOC-PROTECTED

LIKE ANY SCUM WOULD TRY TO KILL YOU, YOU BONEHEAD

YOU ARE MORE USELESS THAN A BICYCLE FOR A FISH

I SHOULD HAVE LET YOUR BUDDIES BUS YOU

yeah see if you were TOWN you'd read me as town here and then we'd be fine cause I would also read you as town

But you did this whole "WYRD SO TOWN GUIZ" d1, then tried to rewrite history by saying "WELL I ONLY THOUGHT NUWEN WAS TOWN"

then when confronted that all of those "nuwen" posts were me posts, you avoided the issue completely and have been doing nothing but singing "WYRDSCUMZ WYRDDUMBZ" the entire time

When you die and flip scum I'll have gotten 3/x scums already. I was the FIRST to call out Ythan scum and the REASON TH got lynched

PLEASE ADDRESS THE MASSIVE FAIL OF SCUMHUNTING YOU ARE IN THIS GAME

YOU OOZING PIECE OF RAW MAFIA SUCKAGE

BUT MAFIA SUCKAGE IS YOUR STRATEGY TO AVOID THE NK

BY BEING A THREAT TO NO ONE

YOUR CONTINUED SURVIVAL IS ASSURED AT NIGHT

AND YOUR BUDDIES AREN'T BUSSING

[DrippingGoofball]

YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR SCUM IN THIS THREAD WYRD

THE SCUM IS LISTED IN YOUR ROLE PM

YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE AND YOUR BUDDIES HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES

YOU CAUGHT ME

IM ACTUALLY A LYNCHER

A LYNCHER TO SCUM WITH YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IN MY ROLE PM

IM NOT REALLY DIS GEWD

VERY FUNNY

WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SCUM

NOWHERE

YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR SCUM

ANYWHERE

YOUR GOAL IS SELF-PRESERVATION

[Zoidberg]

Well, it's sudden for me.

Gloriosky, DGB. New people bring new perspectives; stop the presses.

[DrippingGoofball]

YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T GOT AFTER SCUM, THEY WON'T NK YOU

YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T RUFFLE FEATHERS, YOU WON'T BE LYNCHED EITHER

BUT SHOUTING TO LYNCH A SINGLE TOWNIE,

THAT'S SAFE ISN'T IT, YOU SCUMBAG.

[DrippingGoofball]

Well, it's sudden for me.

Gloriosky, DGB. New people bring new perspectives; stop the presses.

I've been doing this for at least 5 years.

[DrippingGoofball]

Zoidberg, bus your buddy FateWyrd thanks.

[DrippingGoofball]

AND SOMEONE, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SAVE SPB'S SCUMMY BUTT.

Please act on this after I'm dead. The scum has been on me like a low-grade fever all game.

[TheTrollie]

UNVOTE: dgb

i am all perspired and shit...too many numbers...need to make sure this makes sense for scumdgb to do. DGB have a history for throwing hail marys like that?

also:

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

im warming up to ^this^ being scum

[DrippingGoofball]

And now that a buddy is in danger, they're putting the rectal thermometer on the lamp bulb.

[DrippingGoofball]

UNVOTE: dgb

i am all perspired and shit...too many numbers...need to make sure this makes sense for scumdgb to do. DGB have a history for throwing hail marys like that?

also:

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

im warming up to ^this^ being scum

thank yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

Finally

[BT]

Siding with Wryd here tbh

Gut is telling me to look at Kawaii DGB Dram vollkan

Haven't even started reading yet but whatever

Assuming ONE of you is town you should know better than take up a whole page of the thread in a matter of minutes with this capswar

[Pretentiousdra]

Trollie,

Do you still think SPB are town?

Gut is telling me to lynch VOLKAN

but maybe I'm irrational.

[DrippingGoofball]

SPB AGREED THAT BELLA PROTECTED ME

And DW disagreed.

SPB is YOUR BUDDY

HE'S GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU

AND GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER POWERS YOUR SCUMTEAM HAS

TO TAKE THE GAME TO QUICK, UNEXPECTED SUDDEN SCUMWIN

LIKE GAY MAFIA 1

[DrippingGoofball]

Siding with Wryd here tbh

Gut is telling me to look at Kawaii DGB Dram vollkan

Haven't even started reading yet but whatever

Assuming ONE of you is town you should know better than take up a whole page of the thread in a matter of minutes with this capswar

we need 6 to lynch right now, i'm reminding you since you're not really reading.

[TheTrollie]

Trollie,

Do you still think SPB are town?

Gut is telling me to lynch VOLKAN

but maybe I'm irrational.

yes, however I have a slight town read on SPB and a stronger town read on DW, and i dont know if i believe both can be town. That being said, I am also kinda admittedly allowing myself to be swayed too much by the belief that reck would make "God" scum, hence why i can't decide between the two and for now am operating under the assumption that both are town.

I really don't see scum in DGBs recent posts. Someone needs to show me some meta if they want me to put my vote back on him. I need to ISO wyrd tonight (maybe tomorrow if i dont have time). They haven't been sounding my alarm the whole game but that post i quoted in my last post reads scum trying hard to not let DGB derail a wagon on town.

[Zoidberg]

I think it's time for SPBs to claim watch results.

[Kawaii]

Siding with Wryd here tbh

Gut is telling me to look at Kawaii DGB Dram vollkan

Haven't even started reading yet but whatever

Assuming ONE of you is town you should know better than take up a whole page of the thread in a matter of minutes with this capswar

how in the fuck is this still alive

god quilford why couldntve you done a better job of purging this playerlist