Author Mafia - Game Over!

[Mark Z Danielewski]

Oh no you don't.

Okay, so night results. I can conf-town three people right now.

(I should make some corrections. I am actually a "Flavor Cop". I get just your role, not your alignment.)

[OscarWilde]

OOC: God and Kaufman are conf-town. God is a neighborizer and I'm pretty sure that he targetted Kaufman. Based on:

Author's Note: Danielewski is pretty much confirmed town.
So is God.

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VOTE: Gertrude Stein

[Mark Z Danielewski]

Since when do neighborizers make anyone confTown?

Where is your third person, at that?

[OscarWilde]

OOC: 1-Shot Mafia Neighborizer is as bad as Mafia Fruit Vendor. And if Kaufman was scum he'd have just had God killed at night. I don't actually know that God DID target Kaufman, but I'm assuming so until I'm corrected.

My other result was nurse. Do you want a name?

[Mark Z Danielewski]

Your logic makes no sense. Neighborizer as scum is a fine role. Scout someone's reads, see if they are worthy of killing, try to get them on your side. It's a usually-Town role that works well as scum, and I've seen quite a few scum Neighborizers. 1-shot scum Neighborizer would be a near goon with an ability to confirm that ONE NIGHT he didn't do anything else (if that's the case in this game).

Why would a scum player want to kill someone they know to be a Neighborizer, when they could do so much better hunting elsewhere for PRs?

And no, you should have learned by now that

hinting at the identity of protective roles is bloody stupid

.

[OscarWilde]

OOC: Fair point I guess. I've never seen it come up, and the post from Kaufman came after a kill-less night. I'm getting town out of it. Maybe conf is too strong, but it's more likely than not.

[Mark Z Danielewski]

In case it isn't

blantatly

obvious already, Kaufman is not God's neighbor, anyway.

Please list your results (no names for the nurse please and thank you) for every Night.

[OscarWilde]

N1: Seuss - 1-shot Gladiator
N2: God - No Result due to roleblock
N3: MZB - Doctor
N4: Nurse
N5: God - 1-Shot Neighborizer

[Mark Z Danielewski]

What made you think God was a good target?

[OscarWilde]

OOC: I've been targetting mostly people that I think are a little sketchy. God has been prone to absence, so I got curious. I was more interested in other people N3 and N4, but then I decided I did still want the result and went back for it.

[Hulk Hogan]

I dislike how Phelps deflected Joyce's question, which was a good one as well. However, the rest of his content makes me think he is an innocent.

Phelps looks like an innocent caught up in a tunnel. Now that the choice is between him and Miss Austen, I do not believe that tunnel will be alleviating anytime soon.

Mmmm tasty.

Vote: Phelps

OOC: so because dead scum called me innocent, you think you're on to something?

Are you even reading the game? No. Of course you aren't or you'd have cast your vote against "Hogan" rather than "Phelps." Get to steppin'.

I fruited Shaft last night, by the way.

[Edgar Allan Poe]

Are you even reading the game? No. Of course you aren't or you'd have cast your vote against "Hogan" rather than "Phelps." Get to steppin'.

[Edgar Allan Poe]

Also, I am inclined to believe that the neighborizer is scum rather than town at this hour.

[Shaft]

I didn't receive any watermelon... I bet longface Lovecraft stole it. Let me ask him and I'll be right back.

[Shaft]

I can confirm I did not get no fruit. Who got my food?! ..... no unvote Poe?

[Mark Z Danielewski]

Also, I am inclined to believe that the neighborizer is scum rather than town at this hour.

Explain.

[EL James]

Vote: Rucks

"This man still needs to die a slow painful death. I can do it with some tools I have in my bag, if need be." she states while showing her bag full of bondage materials.

[Edgar Allan Poe]

I can confirm I did not get no fruit. Who got my food?! ..... no unvote Poe?

No. I am still unconvinced, and unvoting will not do much. But I am inclined to listen, and if I find a better place for my marker, I shall use it well.

Also, I am inclined to believe that the neighborizer is scum rather than town at this hour.

Explain.

All in due time, my dear Danielewski.

But I am waiting to hear who "God" has neighborized, currently.

Vote: Rucks

"This man still needs to die a slow painful death. I can do it with some tools I have in my bag, if need be." she states while showing her bag full of bondage materials.

The man is bloody obviously not a criminal, thou wouldst do much better focusing on those that can be criminals.

[Mark Z Danielewski]

Also, I am inclined to believe that the neighborizer is scum rather than town at this hour.

Explain.

All in due time, my dear Danielewski.

But I am waiting to hear who "God" has neighborized, currently.

Wow.

Really?

No,

do

explain.

[Mark Z Danielewski]

Vote: Rucks

"This man still needs to die a slow painful death. I can do it with some tools I have in my bag, if need be." she states while showing her bag full of bondage materials.

Hai there. If this is your definition of content, please keel over. Start playing already.

[Mark Z Danielewski]

Also, I am inclined to believe that the neighborizer is scum rather than town at this hour.

Explain.

All in due time, my dear Danielewski.

But I am waiting to hear who "God" has neighborized, currently.

Wow.

Really?

No,

do

explain.

Let's make this blindingly obvious so that you can quit stalling:

I have a direct line to God. It seems the

house

is next to a church

to the Minotaur

PRAISE HIM

wait wrong flavor again.

Now, explain why you think he's scum and how who God's neighbor is is in any way relevant to this read.

[Edgar Allan Poe]

Let's make this blindingly obvious so that you can quit stalling:

I have a direct line to God. It seems the

house

is next to a church

to the Minotaur

PRAISE HIM

wait wrong flavor again.

Come again, good sir?

Now, explain why you think he's scum and how who God's neighbor is is in any way relevant to this read.

It is best not to hurry things along at a faster pace than fate intends them to.

Neither do I really recall me stating that God's neighbor is in any way relevant to his alignment. A curious eye is not always a delving eye, dear friend.

[Edgar Allan Poe]

(I'm assuming you're neighborized with "God", from your attempted "blatant-sy" )

[Mark Z Danielewski]

You can't be that dense.
I'm God's neighbor. The rest was flavor fluff.

While you didn't say that God's neighbor choice might influence your read, you certainly implied it, and you were definitely postponing explaining that read until you had a claim, so 'curiosity' cannot be used as an excuse. And you're not explaining why you think God is scum. You made the statement, you've been called to answer for it. Stop stalling.

[Edgar Allan Poe]

OOC: 1-Shot Mafia Neighborizer is as bad as Mafia Fruit Vendor.

Yes, let's all speculate on what abilities the criminals have, and attempting to outguess what mastermind plans our gracious host has planned. That is so clever!