Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[Kawaii]

DGB is looking defeated right now

[Wyrd]

MEANWHILE buttons is still powerlurking and stalling

Doing neither.

I'm here and already answered your request.

K

Unvote:
Vote: Buttons

I'm done fuckin around with softclaims from EVERY FUCKING SCUMMY POSTER AND THEIR SISTER.

Here's the deal since you haven't had a read since "trololzoid is scum zoidsoscum zoid is scumz"

You either vote DGB

CLAIM so there's no shenanigans tomorrow with "Oh walp im alive and shit didn't work out but I GOT MY DOUBLE STRONGMAN KILL IN THROUGH PEWPEPWEPHAEHHAHAHAH"

Or die.

[TheTrollie]

i feel ^that^

but also:

My flavor is that I'm literally God and I have a Zune that contains seventeen Elton John songs. I can force one person to listen to a song each night.

N1: Targeted Ythan with "I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)" because it sounded like it would kill him. I got no indication of what happened. There's a possibility this did the governor thing next day but I'm not sure.
N2: Targeted Wyrd with "Postcards from Richard Nixon." This was a watch ability. Nobody visited him.
N3: Targeted The Butt On Men with "Your Song." I don't know what this did.

Ok,

question: if bella bodyguards, but the scum target Wyrd, does the watcher not get the information about mafia targeting wyrd?

!!Also!! why does DW know exactly what his N2 song did but has NO IDEA about N1 or N3?

[DeltaWave]

!!Also!! why does DW know exactly what his N2 song did but has NO IDEA about N1 or N3?

Because I got a PM from the mods saying that nobody visited my target.

[TheTrollie]

but u got nothing any other night?

[DeltaWave]

Nope.

[DrippingGoofball]

VOTE: TBM

[DrippingGoofball]

And there is no way Bella would be so stupid as to protect Wyrd over a claimed cop, because no one is that stupid.

[DrippingGoofball]

THere is also no way that the scum is targeting Wyrd for death on account of the obscene uselessness of that player slot.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB is looking defeated right now

Deflate my ass

[Pretentiousdra]

VOTE: TBM

DBG scumclaimed in this post in TBM flips town.

That was the lynch btw.

so TBM claim now pretty please.

[DrippingGoofball]

I remember once a game where Fate was scum, he tunneled on me all day hoping I'd be cop'ed, and at night he framed me. He was a framer.

[Pretentiousdra]

we actually don't cop obvious lynches.

[DrippingGoofball]

VOTE: TBM

DBG scumclaimed in this post in TBM flips town.

That was the lynch btw.

so TBM claim now pretty please.

Yeah I know

I'm scum if I vote
I'm scum if I don't vote
I'm scum if I shit to the left
I'm scum if I shit to the right

[DrippingGoofball]

we actually don't cop obvious lynches.

I wasn't cop'ed actually, so he wasted his time and his framing action.

[Pretentiousdra]

VOTE: TBM

DBG scumclaimed in this post in TBM flips town.

That was the lynch btw.

so TBM claim now pretty please.

Yeah I know

I'm scum if I vote
I'm scum if I don't vote
I'm scum if I shit to the left
I'm scum if I shit to the right

You lynched before he claimed without warning.

[DrippingGoofball]

SPB & Wyrd are scum

Mark my words

I will not survive this night

[DrippingGoofball]

You lynched before he claimed without warning.

Oh shut up he's a L-1

[Pretentiousdra]

doesnt matter.

he might have relented.

[Pretentiousdra]

SPB & Wyrd are scum

Mark my words

I will not survive this night

I'm eat my hat if you die tonight

[Kawaii]

Why havent you been reading, trollie? pedit no he lynched

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Tempers were riding high after the events of the previous day, and it was clear to Elton that he would have to add liquor to this mix in order to cool it down. He declared it Mojito Day, and everyone was forcefed at least one. This worked for a time, but soon suspicions began to arise again.

It was clear, at least to some of the guests, that the villains here were truly a bunch of self-righteous Jesus freaks who felt that the best way to worship was to hate everyone else. While they were clearly the enemy here, maybe there was a reason for them being here other than the gay thing. Maybe if we could convince them that there's another enemy, they would leave. We could sacrifice someone. Kind of like Jesus.

What is the only thing they hate more than gays, the guests asked each other. Women, was one suggestion. Poor people was another. Brown people turned the discussion to other religions and from there it was determined that they needed to present a Muslim as a peace offering. One of the masked gentleman recalled that one of the cocks in the glory holes was brown, and so it was determined that the offending party needed to be found and dealt with.

Suddenly, one of the guests ripped off his costume, revealing a vest of plastic explosive and wiring. "Alright! You found me out. I'm a terrorist! Durka durka Mohommed jihad! Allah ackbar! Alright?! Let's get this shit over with!" One of the guests noticed that he wasn't holding a detonator or anything, so they hit him in the head with a chair and he was knocked out.

They took off his suicide vest and mask, revealing him to be an Indian gentleman by the name of Aziz Anzari. They asked him why he would pose as a Muslim terrorist, when he was in fact Indian and not a Muslim.

"Because I knew people would assume that just because I'm brown I'm a terrorist so I thought I'd beat 'em to the punch. Plus I'm sick of that Raaaaaaaaaaaandy thing. God. Kill me now."

So they did.

TheButtonmen [Aziz Ansari],

Suicide Bombing Vanillaizer

, was RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Day 4

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[Sir Elton Hercules John]

With a gentle tug of his beard, the most serene man in the universe rose from his bed and began his morning routine. After a light banana and granola parfait, he created three universes which fell apart after a minute. He then pulled on his sandals and left his hotel room. As he glided towards the dance hall, he noticed a minute blood spatter outside of the room of Neil Patrick Harris.

"Fucking predestination. Why did I have to invent that bullshit?"

He carefully opened the door to the scene he already knew was inside. Neil Patrick Harris, the most beautiful man in the world, lay dead in a puddle of his own blood. A bladed dildo perched cruelly on his back. God went to go inform Elton.

God was stopped on the way to the bar by a man in a mask.

"I have a question for you, Lord"

"Yes my child?"

"Why do you have to be such a liberal commie bastard?"

"Excuse me?"

"If you were the real God, you'd hate the gays. And love capitalism. And America."

"I need to go."

"Not so fast, partner."

The masked man pulled a gun on God.

"My friends at the NRA gave me this special commemorative gun when they heard I had the opportunity to kill God. You're far too soft on the gays and the Soviets."

The masked man shot God in the face. Then he promptly forgot where he was, because he had terrible Alzheimer's disease. He began to elderly-walk towards the dance hall looking for the buffet, as it was 10am, so right on time for the early bird dinner special. He would then, according to his routine, go be clueless and sanctimonious for a few hours and then ruin the lives of a few black people. All in a day's work. Fortunately, he was stabbed in the face by a passing shadowy figure who said

Go back to hell, you fascist pigdog.

All in a day's work.

Pretentiousdra [Neil Patrick Harris],

Cop

, was stabbed in the back with a bladed dildo N4

DeltaWave [Yaweh Adonai Frankenstein Jehovah G-d Smith IV Esq.],

Dreaming God

, was shot in His Heavenly Face N4

Wyrd [Ronald Reagan],

Mafia Governor

, was stabbed in his stupid fascist face N4

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