Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[Faraday]

Well, just gonna pretend this never happened.

[Faraday]

P.s. strongly feel nuwen and fate should have been modkilled for the quicktopic thing. Didn't really matter in the end, but still.

[Katsuki]

P.s. strongly feel nuwen and fate should have been modkilled for the quicktopic thing. Didn't really matter in the end, but still.

Funny I just sent a PM about this.

[Faraday]

Congrats to DGB though. I nailed her day 1 with a case but that was my only really good read in the game (well I had wyrd initially but felt the qt was town tbh?) but yeah. she managed to sneak off suspicious and play very well against a quite strong roled scum team (re-director, roleblocker etc) when even one targeting her could have fucked her over.

[Faraday]

(And also some strong town roles, too obv - just that the re-director alone could have gotten her caught)

[xRECKONERx]

Nuwen didn't break any specific rules by posting a link to a website in which she set up the feed from the Quicktopic to run through a separate website. I debated the matter for a while with UT, and we didn't feel it was fair to modkill someone who didn't break a rule. We did talk to Nuwen about it though and ask her to take down the site. In our mind, people could have just quoted whatever was said in the QT anyway, so it didn't fuck up the game or cause any big problems. If it had compromised game integrity, then yes, a modkill would've been the only option.

[The Mini-Librarian]

Congrats to DGB. You played a really great game.
I had a ton of fun. Thanks for modding.

[xRECKONERx]

Congrats to DGB though. I nailed her day 1 with a case but that was my only really good read in the game (well I had wyrd initially but felt the qt was town tbh?) but yeah. she managed to sneak off suspicious and play very well against a quite strong roled scum team (re-director, roleblocker etc) when even one targeting her could have fucked her over.

Curious...why didn't you investigate her? You did have suspicion on her and I kept waiting for that investigation to show up in my inbox but it never did.

[Faraday]

Nuwen didn't break any specific rules by posting a link to a website in which she set up the feed from the Quicktopic to run through a separate website. I debated the matter for a while with UT, and we didn't feel it was fair to modkill someone who didn't break a rule. We did talk to Nuwen about it though and ask her to take down the site. In our mind, people could have just quoted whatever was said in the QT anyway, so it didn't fuck up the game or cause any big problems. If it had compromised game integrity, then yes, a modkill would've been the only option.

I mean why can you quote from a private communication topic or copy and paste from it? Nuwen's "loophole" was bullshit. It's the exact same thing as linking to the quicktopic. It certainly should have been explicit in the quicktopic that it was fully quoteable if that was the case - it's definitely the exception rather than the rule.

I mean as the rules were I could have been a cunt and posted our hydra logs super quickly - but it's kind of something that's obviously against the rules even though it'd have confirmed us.


And I thought DGB was mafia, didn't think she'd be the SK so didn't see the point in investigating her.

[zoraster]

1. dram sits in the corner. cannot tell you how changry this made me when i found out he wasn't scum.

2. If you cannot manage to post on the right account, you should not be in a hydra. i'm not sure what i would have done as the mod, but force replacement for fatewen would not have been amiss.

3. Good game DGB. Did you actually believe I was scum or were you playing the "DGB is always super nuts" card?

[xRECKONERx]

To be fair, the rule set you see now was amended as stated in the thread following the QT debacle.

[zoraster]

i don't really get the hydra QT thing, by the way. Why should there be an advantage to being in a hydra beyond what is already given? a weird concept. not like game breaking but still really weird.

[xRECKONERx]

Mod Mason mechanic, we pretty much said anything that didn't break the game was good to go, testing out the mechanic. For our Checks & Balances game.

[zoraster]

btw. love the role PMs. highly entertaining.

[xRECKONERx]

HOLY SHIT THE ROLE PMS BROKE THE FUCK OUT OF THE PAGE

[Untrod Tripod]

man

writing for the game definitely killed a little bit of my soul

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Role PMs:

Spoiler: Town Roles

Yaweh Adonai Frankenstein Jehovah G-d Smith IV Esq.

Dreaming God

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In the beginning there was nothing. And then from the void there was you. You created the world in six days, and then you rested. And while you rested you smoked all of that sweet mary jane you created. You got incredibly high, and it was good. When David Bowie decided to host this party, you just knew you had to put in an appearance, if only because your favorite singer of all time was the musical entertainment. In fact, you love Elton John so much that you brought your Zune with you so you could listen to Elton at night! Despite the fact that you invented free will, you're going to force one partygoer every night to listen to an Elton song with you. Here's your Best Of Elton mix:

Empty Sky
Your Song
Son of Your Father
Tiny Dancer
Rocket Man
Crocodile Rock
Candle in the Wind
The Bitch is Back
Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)
Cage the Songbird
The Circle of Life
Two Rooms at the End of the World
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
Aida
Don't Go Breaking My Heart
Postcards from Richard Nixon

You have no idea how the unsuspecting partygoers will react to these songs, but it doesn't matter, you're fucking GOD.

Abilities

Calvin Was Right

- You're obsessed with Elton. Every night you must target a player and make them listen to one of the songs on your Best of Elton John mix. You don’t exactly know what it does.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful You-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Lucifier

Hated 1-Shot Informed Townie Maker Enabler

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You are Lucifer, the fallen angel. Hoo boy, that Yaweh guy really owes you. He's been trying to run things while totally baked out of his skull for so long, he doesn't realize how much he needs you. It all started when this guy Yaweh created was trying to farm, and he sort of idly wondered what kind of fruit was growing on an apple tree. So what you did was pull out your smartphone and show him the wikipedia article about Honeycrisp apples and wow did that whole situation get out of hand. Regardless, you love helping people learn things. In fact, the first time you have a conversation with someone at this party, you're going to reveal something about the nature of the universe to them, because that's just the kind of guy you are. Unfortunately, because God really dicked with your reputation, it's easier to run you out of town than most people. On the plus side, what God doesn't know is that because of the nature of the reputation he's given you, he really depends on you to help people keep the faith. If you were gone, he probably wouldn't have any powers left. As much as you love the chaos, let's be honest... that Fred Phelps guy is a fucking dick. You don't wanna be linked to him.

Abilities

The Big Bad

- Secretly, God needs you. God loses his magic if you die, because without you being a fucking scapegoat, who is there to need God?

Forbidden Knowledge

- Once during this game, at night, you can target any player. That player will learn the alignment of one other player in the game.

You Don't Give a Damn About Your Bad Reputation

- It requires one less vote than majority to lynch you.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Esteban the Power Bottom

1-Shot Bulletproof Townie

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OH. EM. GEE. So Heaven has been pretty fabulous to you so far, you’ve been busy given Sir Elton foot massages and drinking those godly daiquiris your bartender Jean Ralphio has been making. But recently Elton hasn’t been showing you the attention you deserve -- and when you’re a power bottom, you’ve got to have SOMEONE to plug that hole. Being a power bottom is about speed, sure, but you also have to be able to take quite the large load to make up for it. So, like, Ziggy Stardust himself is having this fabulous masquerade ball, and if you’ve learned anything from your time as a power bottom, those things

usually

devolve into orgies, so what better time to get your big meaty fill?

Abilities

Taking it Up the Ass

- You’re so good at bottoming that you could even take a bullet up the ass and withstand its brute force, living to tell the tale. But only once... geez, the sphincter is a sensitive muscle after all.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

George Takei

Vengeful Lover

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Ohhhh myyyyy... you’re George Takei! And, as the one and only Sulu and Facebook King, it makes sense that you would get an invite to Bowie’s big masquerade ball. You’ve heard of some

very

special guests, so you and your man Brad Altman decided to attend. At least... you

think

the man beside you is still Brad Altman, your husband. With all of these masks on and shit, it’s very difficult to tell. And taking them off to check would just be

so uncouth

...

Abilities

Set Phasers to Love

- You know that the man you

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is Brad Altman is Om of the Nom. But of course, you can never be sure. Still, if he was to get lynched, you’d probably be really upset and vengefully shoot someone before turning the gun on yourself.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Brad Altman

Vengeful Lover

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Your husband, George Takei, got an invite to this fabulous party, and as usual, you tagged along. Sad times, you know? You’ll never be “Brad Altman”, you’ll just be Takei’s little bitch. You’re a shadow. But, hey, the perks are kinda great -- you get to fuck Sulu, and you get to attend fancy soirees like this party Bowie is hosting. Of course, you have to wear masks, and while you’re pretty sure the man beside you is your cutesy wootsy Sulu, you really can’t be sure, because taking off the fucking masks and looking would just be too easy.

Abilities

Set Phasers to Love

- You know that the man you

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is George Takei is JacobSavage. But of course, you can never be sure. Still, if he was to get lynched, you’d probably be really upset and vengefully shoot someone before turning the gun on yourself.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Betty Fuckin’ White

Bodyguard

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Hey brah, you’re looking a little small. Do you even lift? This party should be a pretty good excuse for you to get into a fight with some assholes. Maybe it’s because you’ve been injecting steroids into your eyeballs for the past twenty or so years, but the slightest thing can set you off, bro. If you’re talking to someone, and someone else tries to do something violent, you will SERIOUSLY TRY TO FUCK THEM UP. Fuck them, bro, no one steps to Betty Motherfucking White.

Abilities

Roid Rage

- Every night you can target a player. If a killing action is used on the targeted player, it will be used on you instead. You are roided the fuck out, but you’re still a tiny old woman.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Archangel Bruce

Glorious Winged Faggot

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You. Are. Fabulous.

Just look at those wings, DAMN. So fuckin’ sexy. And that angel diaper you’re wearing? Yeah, made by Dolce & Gabanna. Tell everyone else to keep their hands off, those bitches, nobody can match your style. Oh, and on top of that style? Mmmm, yeah girlfriends, you’re a

motherfucking angel

. So damn shiny and powerful and magic and shit. Like

fuck

David Bowie and Elton were gonna throw a party and not invite you, mm-mm, they must be straight trippin’ if they think they can get away with that bullllllllllllllshiit.

Abilities

Shiny Reflective Aura of Fabulousness

- You’re so damn shiny that if anyone targets you with a night action (besides a kill), you’ll deflect it with your shininess and fling the action to a random other player in the game. Who cares, they’re not the fabulous Bruce!

Fashionably Late

- Nobody ever arrives early to a party, duhhhhhh. So you’re just gonna sit back on every wagon and not even vote unless it’s the last possible vote, because you’re cool like that, obv obv.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Chris Christie

Vote Thief

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The hunger... it’s ravaging me... I... must... feed! But... the 2016 election is coming soon, I can’t forget. Must get votes. David Bowie’s party, all the queers will be there. I like queers. They get me votes. But...this...hunger...must...be...satiated! Okay, I need to lose weight, sure, something my doctor said about cholesterol. Maybe this masquerade ball will have cake. OH IT’S GOTTA HAVE CAKE. SO MUCH CAKE AND CANDY AND COCAINE AND COCK. I mean... what? OH LOOK, THEY HAVE BOYSENBERRY PIES! YUM!

Abilities

OM NOM NOM

- You’re quite hungry, so at night, you can sneak up and steal a few bites off of someone’s plate. They will lose their vote, and you will gain it for the next day.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

John Travolta

FBI Agent

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You are Special Agent John Travolta and you’re only a month away from retirement. The trouble is, you’re this close to solving the one case that ever eluded you, and you’ve tracked your quarry down to this party. You know this scumbag up and down and you could identify him no matter what disguise he has on. No. Matter. What. Shouldn't be an issue... you've done it all before in movies, so doing it IRL isn't that different, right? And you're totally not just tracking him down to this faggy masquerade ball because you might get a little twig n' berries action. Nope. Completely unrelated, right?

Abilities

I Read The Script

- Every night you can investigate a player. Your investigation will tell if the investigated player is the Serial Killer.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Anderson Cooper

Reporter

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Coming out of the closet wasn’t easy for you. Actually, wait a minute...coming out of the closet was fucking

painless

. When you’re a fabulous, top tier journalists like yourself, nobody bats a fuckin’ eyelash if you come out of the closet. I mean, hell, you could’ve come out as a polyamorous hermaphrodite who is madly in love with ten different species of fish and everyone would still love you, because you’re just that good at what you do. That little cunt Geraldo Rivera ain’t got shit on your toned, muscled body and silky golden hair. What the fuck is up with that mustache, anyway? Yeah, fuck you, Geraldo, you didn’t even get invited to Bowie’s party, you bitch.

Abilities

Fair & Balanced

- Just because you’re at the party doesn’t mean you’re gonna stop doing your job, right? I mean, you’re a reporter, after all. Investigate someone at night and you’ll find out if they used an action or not.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Vigilante

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After the events of Elton John’s funeral, you have been cordially invited to this BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD and maybe you’ll even BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

Abilities

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

- Every night you may target a player to kill them with BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Aziz Ansari

Suicide Bombing Vanillaizer

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IT’S RAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYYY! No, no, no! Not anymore! That fucking movie

Funny People

ruined your career. Nobody wants Aziz anymore, they just want RAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYY! Well, fuck ‘em! You’re a multifaceted performer! You have layers and depth and stuff! Like, for example, you can uh...uh...well I guess you can

technically

act? And, uh, you... you’re Indian. Yeah. Okay, so you’re not good at a lot... but now, at this party, it’s your time to shine and show your true dedication to Allah. Wait... what the fuck? YEAH YOU HEARD ME. WE'RE GOING THERE THIS GAME, EXCUSE ME WHILE I CUT MYSELF ON THIS EDGE.

Abilities

Allahu Akbar

- All those politically correct fuckers always said it’s so racist to assume anyone with brown skin is a terrorist. You’re not really a terrorist, but let’s just say, you’ve studied their techniques. Because you have brown skin. At any point in the game, you can activate your ability and blow yourself up, vanillaizing someone on your way out. Your death ends the day.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

David Bowie

Mod Mason

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Like you need an introduction. You’re Ziggy Stardust. Jareth the motherfucking Goblin King. Pontius Pilate, Nikolae Tesla, legendary musician, advocate for all things awesome. David. Fucking. Bowie. So why wouldn’t you decide to host the most legendary of all parties, right? Gives you a chance to throw on some sexy makeup and wear your tightest, most package-hugging pants and go have sex with as many people as possible! Even the ghost of Sir Elton John has agreed to help with the party. You bring the booze, he’ll bring the party favors (and lots of other cool dudes chillin’ in Heaven) and baby you’ve got a stew goin’!

Abilities

Heaven’s In Here

- You and Sir Elton Hercules John have formed a psychic link allowing you to communicate at any time, here.

I Am Divine

- Due to your special connection with Sir Elton Hercules John and his ability to float around the party all ghost-like and, I don’t know, sprinkle magic faggot dust on people or some shit, you can suggest ideas to him. If he likes them, he’ll put them into effect. Who knows? Change some rules to the game, add some mechanics, ask some questions. It can’t hurt to try!

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Harvey Milk

Self-Watching Ascetic

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Heaven was getting boring, anyway. It’s cool being a saint and all and having the Son of God Himself shake your hand and lead you to your baller ass mansion in the sky (only a few doors down from Mother Teresa, yo) but eventually it gets old. What, with the “every day being a thousand years” thing, it starts to feel a bit repetitive after awhile. Luckily, Bowie’s got this whole shindig going on at his place, and since the Big Man let Elton go to play the music, he’s also granting requests for others to take leave. Thank fuck you’re getting out of Heaven for a little while, you need another thousand years of looking at Saint Peter’s atrocious hedges and lawn gnomes like you need another bullet to the head.

Abilities

You’re So Vain

- You’re Harvey fuckin’ Milk, why wouldn’t you be vain? Every night, you’re so busy watching yourself, that you’ll get the name of anyone who targets you (but not what their ability does).

Shoot Me Twice, Shame on Me

- Throughout your life, you got pretty good at dodging most things thrown at you. Comes with the territory of being an edgy gay rights activist. So if anyone targets you with an ability, it will fail... except for bullets, because we’ve all proven you’re fuckin’ shit at dealing with those.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Neil Patrick Harris

Cop

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Another party, fabulous. Last time around, everyone was in such a frenzy about those Westboro Baptist Church fuckers, you kind of got killed by an angry lynch mob. What assholes, right? Heaven’s pretty chill though, and let’s face it, the Big Man will do favors for the one and only NPH. So when you found out Bowie was hosting this party, you were like, “Yo, God, I’mma bounce to Bowie’s, aight?” and he just threw up the deuces and you were good to go. Party’s pretty ill and all, but you can’t help but feel like something terrible is on your doorstep.

Abilities

LEGEN...DARY

- You’re awesome. So awesome. Legendary for your awesomeness. Straight men even want to get with you. And being in heaven certainly hasn’t made you any less awesome. Use your awesomeness at night to figure out whether a player is mafia or not mafia.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Jesus H. Christ

Vanilla Townie

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You know, you tried to be cool. All you were doing last time was trying to help those assholes. You know, wow, how fucking dare the SON OF THE LORD try and lift a goddamned finger to help those selfish pricks not get AIDS and die. But no, no! Those assholes fucking lynched you. Here we are like two thousand years after those Roman douchenozzles crucified you the first time and shit, and you come back to help again, and THEY DO THE SAME THING. Like crucifixion wasn’t enough. God. Such cunts. Well you’re back on Earth again but you know, fuck those selfish dicksneezes this time, they’ve now killed you twice and you’re just done. Over it, bye, peace out. Gonna light up a few joints and dance with some honeys at Bowie’s shindig and not lift a finger to help them. And you know what else? DEFINITELY A LITTLE HOMO THIS TIME.

Abilities

Son of God

- This isn’t an ability. It’s just a reminder that you COULD do magic Jesusy shit but you’re not going to because fuck these assholes.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Shangela Laquifa Wadley

Vanilla Townie

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It's Friday night. You’re putting on your highest heels, your shortest skirt, your best device for concealing your penis AND YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED! OW!

Abilities

Your body

- You’ve got this.

Your lips

- You’ve got these too.

A pocket full of Hawthorne’s

- You’ve got a pocket full of Hawthorne’s.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Brett Favre

Fruit Vendor

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You’re one of the greatest QBs of all time, so you feel that if you want to fuck some broad, all you need to do is send her a grainy picture of your penis. The trouble is that it’s mostly dudes at this party, so you’ll probably just have to send pictures of your penis out indiscriminately. I mean, you’ve seen a lot of peckers in your time. Team showers and whatnot. It’s cool. It doesn’t make you gay if some dude sucks your cock, that makes him gay. Right? Right.

FOOTBALL!

Abilities

Dicktext

- Every night you may target another player. The targeted player will receive a dicktext.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

Katy Perry

Miller

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Why are you even here? Because you pushed your way through the door and promised Bowie you wouldn’t do blow off of more than one erect cock for the night. Plus, you brought crystal meth! Almost enough for everyone, but fuck it, you’ll probably end up smoking it all and rubbing cupcakes all over your tits or something. I don’t know, isn’t that what you do? And then you’ll go fuck Snoop Dogg, or Snoop Lion, or fuck it, his whole entourage. Wait, how’d you get here? Oh right...someone...drove you... where the FUCK did all the coke go!? What’s your name again? Ke$ha?

Abilities

They Love Me! They Really Love Me!

- ...except they don’t. Most people can’t stand you, and if they tell you they like you, it’s either a lie or a “would you rather fuck Katy Perry or Rosie O’Donnell” and even then your gross vagina barely stacks up against Rosie’s billion-Big Mac booty. If any type of cop investigates you, he will get whatever his version of a “guilty” result is.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Town):

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

[/spoiler]

Spoiler: Mafia Roles

Jerry Falwell

Mafia 3-Shot Bookie

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What in the goddamned FUCK is going on? There you were, just sitting your office

watching violent gay pornography

preparing another stirring sermon, when suddenly you felt that funnel cake you had for breakfast a few hours prior start bubbling up inside you. Your chest hurt. Then you died. Then you shit yourself. Next thing you know, you wake up in this really, really hot place. The gays... they did it. They had to... or maybe you didn’t hate them hard enough. Yeah, that’s it, you just didn’t hate them hard enough. Murder... murder is the reason. You didn’t kill any gays. Well, you won’t make that mistake again, and now that Freddie Phelps is busting you guys out of the meat locker and leading a small army on a fabulous queer killing spree, you are determined to reach your dead gays quota so you can get back into heaven.

Abilities

Mafia QT

- You may communicate with your teammates in this QT.

Fred’s Army

- As a member of the mafia, you may submit your faction’s kill at night. You may not kill and use your special ability on the same night. Additionally, you and your teammates are aware that there may be another out there who may be willing to join your cause. If you target this traitor with a kill, he will instead be converted.

Pick ‘Em

- Three times throughout the game, at night, you can submit a prediction for who will be lynched the following day. If you are correct, you will gain a vigilante shot to use the following night, in addition to your faction’s mafia kill.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Mafia):

You win when your faction has a majority or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Coach Jerry Sandusky

Mafia Roleblocker

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My goodness, look at the time! It’s half past rape some children.

Abilities

Mafia QT

- You may communicate with your teammates in this QT.

Fred’s Army

- As a member of the mafia, you may submit your faction’s kill at night. You may not kill and use your special ability on the same night. Additionally, you and your teammates are aware that there may be another out there who may be willing to join your cause. If you target this traitor with a kill, he will instead be converted.

Horseplay

- Every night, you may target a player. If that player used an action that night, you will block it. And ruin their childhood. Forever.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Mafia):

You win when your faction has a majority or nothing can prevent that from happening.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Ronald Reagan

Mafia Governor

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My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw faggots forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. Wait what? How did I get here? Who are you? WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

Abilities

Mafia QT

- You may communicate with your teammates in this QT.

Fred’s Army

- As a member of the mafia, you may submit your faction’s kill at night. You may not kill and use your special ability on the same night. Additionally, you and your teammates are aware that there may be another out there who may be willing to join your cause. If you target this traitor with a kill, he will instead be converted.

The Religious Right

- Thanks to the tremendous amount of corruption and outright fascism you introduced into American politics, you can prevent the will of the people. Because fuck them. You’re the best president ever. Or the worst ever. It’s hard to remember because you had fucking Alzheimer’s disease during your presidency and all of your decisions were made by other people. You can probably only overtly stop lynches once per target. Otherwise people might realize that you’re an evil fascist. PM the mod to stop or prevent a lynch on a player for that game day.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Mafia):

You win when your faction has a majority or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Fred Phelps

Mafia Redirector

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After God sent you to Hell because apparently it is frowned upon to disseminate hate speech and beat your family with a belt, you knew that the only thing for you to do would be invade Heaven and teach God a thing or two about the Bible. What is the deal with God himself being a fag-enabler? Letting fags into heaven and allowing angels to attend this hedonistic sex and drugs party? That doesn’t sound like the God you made up as an excuse to be an evil sadistic asshole for your entire time on Earth. You guess that if God isn’t gonna do the right thing, you should finish the job Satan started. Does that make you evil? Probably, but you’re right, because fuck everyone else. Best place to start with your mass murdering spree is this damned party, and you’ll kill enough gays to get into Heaven, even if you have to kill that false hippie faggot God in the process.

Abilities

Mafia QT

- You may communicate with your teammates in this QT.

Fred’s Army

- As a member of the mafia, you may submit your faction’s kill at night. You may not kill and use your special ability on the same night. Additionally, you and your teammates are aware that there may be another out there who may be willing to join your cause. If you target this traitor with a kill, he will instead be converted.

Thank God for AIDS

- Every night, you may target two players. Specify them as Player A and Player B. Any action that Player A takes will be redirected from Player A’s current target to Player B.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Mafia):

You win when your faction has a majority or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Xenu

Mafia Dreaming God Traitor

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YOU. ARE. FREEEEEEEEEEE! After eons stuck under those cursed Pyrenees mountains, you’re finally able to escape! When Fred Phelps and his friends threw open the gates of Hell and staged a jailbreak, it shook something loose beneath your mountain and it broke your high-tech alien electronic jail trap thing. And while you’ve been stuck under that mountain all of those

thetans

got free again. Seems like it’s time to do some damage control. Now, if only you could get up with Phelps & Co. to help exterminate the humans.

Abilities

Prison Planet

- You have some

very

special gadgets and pieces of technology at your disposal to try and wreak havoc on all the type 1.1s (psst, those are the gays) at this fancy party. But you’ve been frozen under that mountain for so long, you’ve forgotten what all they do. Well, messing with various buttons and levers always works out, right? At night, you must choose one of these flavor names and target someone with the ability. You will have no clue what these do...

Under the Black Ensign
Buckskin Brigades
Slaves of Sleep
Final Blackout
Indigestible Triton
The Automagic Horse
The End Is Not Yet
Death’s Deputy
To the Stars
The Masters of Sleep
The Kingslayer
Fear
Typewriter in the Sky
Return to Tomorrow
Ole Doc Methuselah
Seven Steps to the Arbiter
Battlefield Earth

Bad Blood

- The mafia knows that there is a traitor. You only know who Fred Phelps (Iecerint) is at this party, but you don’t know who he’s working with. You do know that the only way to truly become one of them is to join their secret group. You will be converted from Mafia Dreaming God Traitor into Mafia ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? and gain access to the Mafia QT if you are targeted for a kill.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (Mafia):

You win when your faction has a majority or nothing can prevent that from happening.

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[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Spoiler: Third Party

Nicholas Cage

1-Shot Semi-Janitor Rolethief Bulletproof Serial Killer

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You’re really not entirely sure how you ended up at this party. You probably just said yes to a bunch of stuff without listening to who you were talking to and then suddenly you’re surrounded by swinging man-cock. It’s not like you disapprove of swinging man-cock or anything, it’s just that you didn’t expect it. The real problem is that your hair, being its own separate entity, has decided that the right thing to do is murder everyone in your immediate area and then steal their shoes. Why? BECAUSE YOU’RE NICHOLAS FUCKING CAGE. BITCH.

Oh also you brought a scalpel, so you can peel someone’s face off and wear their skin and imitate them. You can only do it once, but it’s a really fun acting exercise.

Abilities

The Greatest Living Actor

- Once during the game, at night, you may target another player. That player will die and flip vanilla, and you will gain their abilities. It’s like that movie you were in... 8MM, I think. No wait that wasn’t it. Year of the Dragon. That was it. Maybe.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?!?!?!

- At night, you may target another player for a kill.

The Hair of Glory

– Your glorious hair will cause killing actions targeting you to fail. It will not fail in its quest.

Living & Breathing

- As long as you are alive, you may post & vote in the thread and use your wonderful God-given brain to figure shit out.

Wincon (SK):

You win when you are the last man standing or nothing can prevent that from happening

Night actions can be found in this Google Doc.

Quicktopics:

Hydra QT
Mod Masons
Mafia QT
Dead QT

[Untrod Tripod]

You're the man, chamber

[Iecerint]

Ah, lame. Congrats @ DGB.

My gut said DGB was the SK (cf., mafia QT), but I decided I would feel like an idiot if I lost to dramSK after I had redirected him to deadTrollie and he had claimed scum in-thread.

Sorry @ scumfriends. I tried.