Mini 1433 - State Farm Mafia - Game over

[Jake from State Farm]

Alive

2. BBMolla (

Revenus, Deltabacon

)
3. Hiraki
4. Human Destroyer

(Majiffy),(RandomYoshi),(Ms Marangal)

5. Doctor Zoidberg MD
12. AngryPidgeon

(Keybladeweilder)

Dead

Spoiler:

7. Lurker - Serial Killer

- Lynched Day 1

11. Zdenek

(Xegarus)

- Mafia Goon

- Lynched Day 2

1. RachMarie (

HadMatter

- Vanilla Townie

- Killed Night 2

6. Bacde - Mafia Goon

- Lynched Day 3

8. absta101 - Vanilla Townie

- Killed Night 3

9. SafetyDance - Vanilla Townie

- Lynched Day 4

13. IFM (

BrightEyedFish

) - Town Doctor/Neighbor

10. pirate mollie (

Kashoodles, JKMatthews

) - Mafia Goon

ModKilled

Spoiler:

Nobody

Events

Spoiler:

DeltaBacon replaces out pre-game
Kashoodles replaces JKMatthews
Slight rule change
IFM Replaces BrightEyedFish
RachMarie replaces HadMatter
Zde replaces Xeg & RY replaces Ms. Mangaral
AP replaces Key
Day 1 lynch
Day 2 Start, No deaths
Majiffy replaces RandomYoshi
Zde lynch VC
Zde lynch scene
Day 3 starts, RachMarie Dead
BBMolla replaces Revenus
pirate mollie replaces kashoodles
Day 3 Lynch
Day 4 Day Start
Day 4 Lynch
Day 5 Start
Day 5 Lynch/Game Over

[Jake from State Farm]

Rules

All mafiascum site rules apply in addition to my own ruleset, i.e. play to win, don't talk about ongoing games, etc.

1. Voting: Votes and unvotes must be in bold to be counted. (Ex: Vote: Dunhamganger.) You do not have to unvote between votes for the next vote to be counted. You may unvote at any time and need not specify who you were voting for.

2.Lynching: Lynches require a simple majority of votes. Once that majority is reached, a lynch is achieved and further votes or unvotes will have no effect.

3. No Lynch: You may Vote: No lynch if you wish to end the day without lynching (herp). No Lynch will also require a simple majority.

4. Deadline: This game will function on a cycle of strict 3-week days. Replacements near deadline will extend that deadline by a maximum of 3 days.

5. Deadline Lynch: When the deadline passes, if no player has a majority of the votes, the player with the most votes will be lynched. If more than one player is tied for the most votes, no lynch will occur

6. Night and Night Actions: Night will last for 72 hours maximum. Night actions not received within those 72 hours will not occur. Night actions will be resolved using Natural Action Resolution.

7. Lurking: Players who sign up in this game are expected to actively post and participate. Players who do not post for 48 hours without prior warning will be prodded. Failure to respond to a prod within 48 hours will result in replacement. Lurking will not be a viable strategy in this game and players who are consistently prodded or post only to avoid being prodded will be replaced at the Mod's discretion.

8. Out-Of-Thread/Beyond-The-Grave Communication: The game is not to be discussed outside the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so, and then only in the manner stated in your role PM. Don't quote any out-of-thread communications regarding this game in the thread; this includes your role PM. In addition, once you're dead, you may post exactly once more (often called a "Bah" post) before endgame, and it may not contain relevant game content. Any violation of this rule is a modkillable offense.

9. Posting Style: Do not use odd colors, font size,excessive Caps Locks, or excessive images in your posts. Do not be unduly abusive to your fellow players. Do not edit or delete your previous posts. No codes or foreign languages. Failure to meet these criteria will result in warnings and/or replacement.

This is my color, IT's MINE!! do not use it

10. V/LA: If you are going to be V/LA, please post in the thread if at all possible. Do not assume that a simple site-wide announcement will suffice. Please treat this game like a commitment and respect the time and enjoyment of your fellow players.

11. Questions, Comments, Concerns: If you have any questions that need to be addressed outside of the thread, please PM me. Otherwise, you may get my attention using either of the following formats: @Jake From State Farm, @Mod.

12. Playing to Win: If at any point I deem you to be playing against your win condition, you will be replaced or modkilled. No exceptions. (I always prefer replacements but if it's something I deem extreme I will modkill)

13. Catch-All: If you seem to be violating the spirit of these rules while operating under the letter of them, I will take appropriate action. Fair warning.

14. Fun: Having fun is by no means mandatory, but I would vastly prefer that each of you have some amount of it. If there's anything I can do to ensure that you do, please do not hesitate to let me know.

15. Modkills: A modkill on Town will end the Day, and a modkill on any kind of scum will keep the Day going

16. At least 1 player will get a VT role pm that looks like this

Welcome to State Farm Mafia, __________. Your role is

Vanilla Townie

, you only possess the power to speak your mind and vote. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated and there is nothing else that can prevent it.

[Jake from State Farm]

It was another long night for Jake talking to customers about switching their car insurance to State Farm; he even had a charming conversation with an elderly lady who said that she was really annoyed by Flo and the Progressive commercials that she would never even consider them. He got a really good laugh when she admitted she tried to summon a State Farm agent and nothing happened nor did she get a new car to replace her broken one. She reminded him of his grandmother so they had a nice long chat about things since her grandkids don't call or visit her anymore. All of a sudden she heard a strange noise in the background and the line went silent. She called back quickly but the phone just rang and rang and nobody picked up. She immediately hung up and dialed 911 but the dispatcher just chuckled when he heard an old lady say "I think Jake from State farm has been murdered" She got so annoyed and just pleaded with the office to send someone over to the office just to check on him and the office in a condescending tone said he would. The next morning David and Mike were making their way into the office discussing the outcome of the Playoff Game when they noticed Jake's car was still in the parking lot. They thought it was kind of odd as Jake is never there when they arrive so they decide to go by his cube and say hi to him. When they get to his cube they see Jake lying on the floor covered in blood, it seems he was bludgeoned to death by the telephone. David says "This reminds me of that scene in the casino where Joe Pesci beat the dude with the phone" and Mike said, but we are in Bloomington, Indiana, I am pretty sure there is no mafia around here... Right?

And so begins State Farm mafia - There are 13 alive and it takes 7 to lynch.

Good Luck everyone.

Role PMs are being sent out this morning and the game will begin when all 13 have confirmed

[Jake from State Farm]

With everyone confirmed we can finally start. With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

Deadline is April 5, 2013 at 5:00 PM

GAME ON!

[Xegarus]

VOTE: absta101
101.....lame

[Bacde]

Vote: Xegarus

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

VOTE: Xegarus

[Lurker]

VOTE: absta101

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

What the scum is bus'ing already? Lemme help.

VOTE: Xegarus

-DGB

[Ms Marangal]

Playing with a Hydra, how fun errm... who are the heads again?

also

VOTE: Doc. Zoidberg

if he's scum, he'd have too much of an advantage in game

[absta101]

People voting without 'random' reasons? Wtf is this?

VOTE: doctor
Hydras posting twice. Trying to spam the game up.

[absta101]

Marangal could also be scum for asking a pointless question about who the hydras are.

vote: Marangal

[Bacde]

What the scum is bus'ing already? Lemme help.

VOTE: Xegarus

-DGB

might as well bus my whole team

Vote: Zoidberg

[Ms Marangal]

Marangal could also be scum for asking a pointless question about who the hydras are.

vote: Marangal

or I'm actually curious about who the heads are

[JKMatthews]

VOTE: absta101
for voting doctor for voting twice and spamming up the thread, then immediately voting somebody else.

FoS: Marangal for caring about absta's obv-not-serious statement.

[Revenus]

Marangal could also be scum for asking a pointless question about who the hydras are.

vote: Marangal

Asking who the players in a hydra are is a pointless question?

What?

For example, if they were both you, we'd be looking for a replacement by day 2, so it's good information to know IMO.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

This hydra is comprised of Zoidberg & DrippingGoofball. I will sign my posts:

-DGB

Playing with a Hydra, how fun errm... who are the heads again?

also

VOTE: Doc. Zoidberg

if he's scum, he'd have too much of an advantage in game

Too much of an advantage if scum? WUT

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

This is too easy.

TOWN

Doctor Zoidberg
Revenus
JKMatthews
Bacde
absta101
Lurker
Xegarus

IFFY

Ms Marangal

SCUM

BrightEyedFish
Keybladeweilder
afetyDance
Hiraki
HadMatter

-DGB

[BrightEyedFish]

Nice list.... how did you come up with it?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Great! Caught one.

VOTE: BrightEyedFish

-DGB

[Bacde]

I can sheep this

Vote: BrightEyedFish

[Revenus]

I'm confused as to what exactly just happened

[Bacde]

I'm confused as to what exactly just happened

just hop on the bandwagon

I'm pretty sure brighteyedfish is confirmed scum at this point

[absta101]

Great! Caught one.

VOTE: BrightEyedFish

-DGB

He was already in your scum pile though.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Great! Caught one.

VOTE: BrightEyedFish

-DGB

He was already in your scum pile though.

Oh look, a scumbuddy.