Micro 136: Bork's NFL UPick (Game Over)

[borkjerfkin]

The final day arrived. Goodell didn't bother with the formalities as the three got to work.

It was over almost before it began. FuDuzn and Grizzlegom pointed their respective fingers at the other, and almost immediately, Majiffy decided on the latter.

Goodell looked up and saw Grizzlegom before him.

He didn't say anything immediately, instead favoring his bottle of bourbon, from which he poured a glass.

"As you may have guessed by now, I've known who the culprits were the entire time. And I can't say that I'm displeased at how this turned out. You marginally more ethical owners got a chance to really feel what it's like to have moral highground on someone, these two jackholes--" he pointed to Grizzlegom, "--get to recoup my losses from the 2010 season, and I got to polish off a bottle of whiskey.

"You've got a plane to catch," he informed Grizzle. "And yes, I know, I'll see you at the company picnic."

As Grizzle left the room, Goodell invited Majiffy and FuDuzn to sit back down. "Who wants a highball?"

Grizzlegom,

The Miami Dolphins, Mafia Aligned Godfather,

was lynched Day 4.

FuDuzn,

The Chicago Bears, Town Aligned Neighbor Even Night Redirector,

survives.
Majiffy,

The Buffalo Bills, Town Aligned 1-shot Commuter,

survives.

Game over.

Town

wins.

[borkjerfkin]

I'll post night actions and shit later, I gotta make dinner.

You guys can post now.

[Majiffy]

LOCKING THE THREAD DOESN'T TELL ME EITHER, BORK.

[Majiffy]

Oh you kinda snuck that in on me.

[Majiffy]

Uh, so yay.

Interactions with jmo were what changed my mind on you, FuD.

[Majiffy]

Also lol @ 2 shitty teams winning it.

[Majiffy]

Go Bears

[jmo16mla]

Bah! That was a terrible game on my part.

[borkjerfkin]

Was definitely uphill for scum losing their PR.

props to grizz for holding on at least till lylo

[FuDuzn]

So you actually were kind of believing Grizz, Jiffy?

Props to Sala, our drunk neighborhood was fun and he was a big part in the win.

Also, sorry Rach heh.

[Majiffy]

It wasn't that I was believing him - I don't remember a single memorable post by him.
It's that his position on some of the later VCs pointed towards stupid, ballsy town rather than stupid, ballsier scum.

[Majiffy]

And as soon as I hit the submit button, I realized how dumb of a statement "I don't remember a single memorable x" is.

[Grizzlegom]

So either way I'm stupid

Good game everyone. I knew it was gonna be a long-shot after losing JMO day one, especially after I realized day 2 that I was a godfather but there was no cop. I thought I put together a compelling case against you Fu, I had more but I didn't want to overdo it. Majiffy thought I was town all game, was hoping I could convince him to go for you with a strong case but I knew I was the logical lynch and was doubtful it would happen.

[Majiffy]

<3 It's ok, I think everyone that isn't me is stupid.

[Salamence20]

<3 It's ok, I think everyone that isn't me is stupid.

Wait until you see the dead QT

[FuDuzn]

Ooh, I would like to see that.

Any objections to posting our neighbor qt, sala?

[Majiffy]

<3 It's ok, I think everyone that isn't me is stupid.

Wait until you see the dead QT

RUH ROH.

[Grizzlegom]

I'd love to see the dead QT! haha

A couple more thoughts:

Nailed Seanald even though I was scum! haha
Looking back, I should have killed Majiffy night one. I just figured there he would definitely be protected. Turns out there was no protective roles. If I had killed him, no way Sala doesn't get lynched after being tracked to him and that might have led to a very different game day three. Yea well, this was my first game on this site that I REALLY enjoyed. Thanks again everyone for the good game

[Majiffy]

Yeah I never actually used my commute.

[borkjerfkin]

Which is here: dead qt

Night actions:

MP5 becomes town jailkeeper on jmo16mla's lynch!
MP5 jails FuDuzn (succeeds)
Salamence20 gifts Majiffy (succeeds)
Rondar Tracks Salamence20 (succeeds)
Grizzlegom kills MP5 (succeeds)

Results
Majiffy receives gift
Rondar receives result: Majiffy
MP5 Dies

Night 2 Actions:
FuDuzn redirects Salamence20 to Rondar (succeeds)
Salamence gifts Grizzlegom (succeeds)
Grizzlegom kills Salamence (succeeds but redirects to Rondar)

Results
Grizzlegom receives gift
Rondar dies

Night 3
Grizzlegom kills Salamence (succeeds)
Salamence no action

Results
Salamence dies

(Majiffy did not commute)

[Majiffy]

Griz you killed the man after he gave you a gift?! How rude!

[borkjerfkin]

hope people enjoyed the goofy flavor. this is the first game i've attempted it.

My next game will be a closed normal 9p (and will be nothing like this one). I'd like to have any of you in it if you're interested.

[borkjerfkin]

oh I mentioned this in Dead QT -- seanald was initially an sk and quadz convinced me to turn into a survivor. I forgot to change his wincon to he wins with either faction if alive instead of endgames town or scum. I don't think it ended up affecting anything but I apologize all the same. I cleared it up with him night 1.

[Majiffy]

See seanald agrees with me. Every fucking game everyone blows on majiffy like he skeets gold. What happens when he's scum? He ass rapes everyone because they follow him blindly. Sorry I put it in such explicit terms but it needed to be said.

[Grizzlegom]

What did: "I don't know that Grizz was paying enough attention to what his claim meant about what his attitude about the other players was supposed to look like." mean?