Mini 1436 ~ Mafia Through a Puppy's Eyes (Game Over.)

[Messiah]

He didn't post any while Mhork was being run up. I highly doubt he would suddenly appear as Mhork was at L-1 and make a panic-unvote when practically everyone was calling for a hammer, that would look pretty awful.

[Parama]

SOMEONE VOTE SOMEONE THEY"RE NOT ALREADY VOTING RAAAAGH

[Cheery Dog]

I would lynch Cheery Dog just because he's been consistently annoying tbh.

Because I don't believe that sword is scum?

I'd rather not lynch IceGuy either, but I'm fairly sure he has a better shot of being scum than sword.

[implosion]

mm. this is true and i should really be putting in more effort right now but i'm more focused on homework right now and i'm really just posting out of obligation because we're near deadline.

Actually meh. He's used enough ellipses with that in mind in and of themselves to justify a vote this close to deadline.

Unvote

VOTE: sword

[Sixty]

~Mini Vote Count (9)

sword_of_omens (L-1)

~ Maxous, Messiah, IceGuy, Parama, implosion

IceGuy (L-2)

~ sword_of_omens, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta, Cheery Dog

Cheery Dog (L-4)

~ SpyreX, Panzerjager,

(implosion, Parama)

implosion (L-6)

~

(Cheery Dog)

--With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

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(16%)

[IceGuy]

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[Cheery Dog]

Claims?

Still not happy.

[IceGuy]

Oh, and since I'll be going to sleep now...

IceGuy (L-2)

~ sword_of_omens, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta, Cheery Dog

The names in this line alone should dissuade you from voting me.

[Messiah]

^ Agree with that.

[Parama]

^Already said that earlier lol

[Parama]

I don't consider IceGuy to be a valid lynch seeing as there are 2 people I want to lynch more than him, and both of them are on the IceGuy wagon atm

[Cheery Dog]

Oh, and since I'll be going to sleep now...

IceGuy (L-2)

~ sword_of_omens, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta, Cheery Dog

The names in this line alone should dissuade you from voting me.

LLD maybe, but no.

[Parama]

You don't get to have an opinion

You forfeited your right to having an opinion when you voted Ice

[Cheery Dog]

So I'd still have an opinion if I had left my vote on implosion what?

[SpyreX]

Unvote, Vote: Sword

Hammers for all

[SpyreX]

Win or lose, if I get all the hammers I win

[Sixty]

Mod scene forthcoming. Don't panic.

[Sixty]

~Vote Count XIII

sword_of_omens (LYNCH)

~ Maxous, Messiah, IceGuy, Parama, implosion, SpyreX

IceGuy (L-2)

~ sword_of_omens, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta, Cheery Dog

Cheery Dog (L-5)

~

(SpyreX,)

Panzerjager

--With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

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[Sixty]

At that time, the grass in the backyard had grown up to maybe five inches. Nothing happened.

Two weeks later, the grass in the backyard had grown up to eight inches, and Stahp decided to do something about it.

Three days and one more inch later, Sixty was kept inside to behold the sight of a large machine entering the backyard. Even from behind the walls and windows, it made a noise so loud that the puppy's ears hurt a little. Stahp was on top of the contraption, driving it around to the front of the porch, and then--the blasting drone of the machine got even louder.

Sixty climbed on the couch and end table to reach the windowsill, where it craned its furry little head to watch as the big red machine kept going. The sight the puppy beheld was amazing! Where the machine had been, the grass was simply - gone. Meanwhile, it was shooting detritus at high speed off to the right, positively coating the porch and water bowl with something that looked rather disgusting. Sixty was a little glum - Stahp was cutting the grass too short, in its opinion.

Twenty minutes passed, and Stahp had driven the monstrosity in circles several times, and the obnoxious noise hadn't abated yet. Sixty was at this point not just glum, but bored. The puppy laid down as flat as it could and put its head between its forepaws, giving Stahp's general direction a clear "are you done yet" indication. About ten seconds later, a loud

CHUNK

caused a startled Sixty to raise its head suddenly just in time to watch a flying object blitz through the air directly toward it. Sixty fell backward just as if the object hadn't missed its nose by an inch thanks to the screen over the window, rolling onto the table behind it and upsetting a cup of milk as it flailed out of control. The punishment for that was going to be rather stiff.

The next day, Sixty went out into the wet, freshly mowed grass and saw the remains of one of its toys. Sixty could more easily hold it in its mouth, and hop along with the little rubber cup in its mouth just fine, but it didn't roll, it didn't do much when nose-nudged, and... Well, it was time to move on.

--- sword_of_omens ---

A tennis ball, Vanilla Townie

--- Cleft in Twain Day 2.

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I've prodded everyone who did not post in the 24 hours leading up to the thread lock.
Night 2 will last until Wednesday, April 10 at 2100 EDT. That's in

(expired on 2013-04-10 21:00:00)

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[Sixty]

Sorry for not using this ability last night, though I doubt it would have helped much as I didn't have anything to say due to the quickness of day 1. It would probably be about the same as this message which tells you I exist. I think the other wagons during that day were also likely in the wrong spot, but I also realise that is just my thoughts on the matter.

Anyway maybe I'll find something better to talk about later in the night, but for now I'm done.

-The Night Sky

[Sixty]

Sixty stared down its quarry from two feet away. Crouched down to just a centimeter above the ground, the puppy was the very image of potential energy, a wolf waiting to strike. Sixty's eyes never left its target, a victim who had no idea what savagery awaited it.

On some invisible trigger, Sixty sprung forward in a neat arcing motion, landing securely on its prey and clamping its jaws deep into its fluffy skin. Sixty ripped and tore at the soft fabric of its unlucky victim's belly, holding it down with its paws while it pulled its teeth upward.

Ultimately the consummate predator (literally the alpha dog) of the backyard had its way as the plushie finally burst open, bending spinelessly backward as it gave way to the murderous will of the death puppy. In triumph, Sixty began running all around the backyard, shaking its head viciously the whole way and leaving a trail of foamy guts strewn aside.

The back door opened, and Sixty made a wide turn toward Stahp, casually tossing the once-plush carcass aside as it braced itself for huge quantities of petting. What Sixty got instead was yelled at in a loud voice. The poor puppy didn't even understand what it did wrong this time! and Stahp's tirade wasn't really helping; it sounded something like RAGE RAGE SIXTY RAGE SIXTY RAGE DOG. As Stahp began to walk a long, slow round around the back yard putting as many of the stray pieces of fluff into a plastic bag as he could, Sixty trotted along behind (at a safe distance) to see if Stahp would think about making amends, but the very tired look on his face suggested that might not happen for a while.

--- kanyeknowsbest --- A plushie,

Vanilla Townie

--- Shredded Night 2.

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~Vote Count XIV

Not Voting:

Cheery Dog, IceGuy, implosion,

(kanyeknowsbest,)

Lady Lambdadelta, Maxous, Messiah, Panzerjager, Parama, SpyreX,

(sword_of_omens)

-It is now Day 3!

--With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

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(100%)

[implosion]

Let's talk about panzerjager for a minute.

Wifom on calling me town
Dayvig Kanye
Cheery is probably not scum

This is the extent of his day one apart from the rvs selfvote.

Day two, he immediately votes cheery, later justifying it with ~reasons~ after having previously called cheery town. ~reasons~ is slightly annoying usually but if you said you have a townread on that person and then when asked why you have a scumread don't actually answer... yeah. When he explained his townread on cheery from day one, he still didn't attempt to explain the current scumread, which is (i think) a natural thing to do as town - if you're town and giving reasons why you thought someone was town it's natural to then follow up with why you now think they're scum.

The way he attacked the whole iceguy wagon without ever following up on it or going into more specifics about who on the wagon was scum also pings a nerve (the wagon at that time was sword, kanye, me... yeah.)

[Maxous]

Hurm, kanye's last reads were Ice Guy, SpyreX and Cheery he wanted gone.

Yeah he was obvtown, but there were still other obvtown options to knock off if he was hilariously wrong.

Could easily lynch Ice Guy given the Safety Dance's re-direction power too.

[Parama]

Hmmm.

HMMMM.

I get the impression my reads are terribly wrong, but lynching Cheery still feels so RIGHT.
I'm not ready to call Panzer scum yet but it'd be pretty cool if he did something today. LLD too. Both have pretty pathetic activity and input thus far.

[Parama]

IceGuy (L-2)

~ sword_of_omens, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta, Cheery Dog

The names in this line alone should dissuade you from voting me.

Hilarious in hindsight
Note to self: LLD and Cheery are 100% town if Ice is scum

Considering LLD and Cheery are both absent from my town list as of right now
And Iceguy is not absent from my scumlist
This looks like a damn fine option

I'm just terrified that it's wrong.

SINCE WHEN AM I ONE TO THINK THINGS THROUGH THOUGH
NOOOO BRRRAAAAAKES

Vote Iceguy