Micro 158: borkgame (Game Over)

[Icebox]

#1000. Mine.

Sorry. Wanted to do this.

[Selkies]

Dunno about DGB, seems quick to drop reads and flow the game towards the easiest wagon in existence right now.

Jennifer? No one but me is voting her.

That's because we haven't been going for the easy wagons for the most part.

DO wagon anyone?

Actually given the varsoon was ON the DO wagon this is really hypocritical

Majiffy what's your revised list? Because my read on you is improving and I want to work something out with you

Fery and I are both sitting on Varsoon and DGB lynch today, we're taking over which one we want first right now and if majiffy calls me lining up lynches I swear to god I will hurt you

Icebox: You need to explain your town read on Varsoon. Our NewbTown credit ran out on him. Explain why the scummy shit he's been doing isn't scummy.

[DrippingGoofball]

What happened to varsoon?

He grew somewhat more townie on me as I was reading his posts. Jennifer and Icebox, on the other hand, slipped into the darkness.

[Selkies]

Majiffy, could you list your current reads? You've changed Varsoon to scum. DO/DGB have gone from null to scum. Other changes?

- f

[Icebox]

VOTE: DGB
I forgot that I unvoted last time.

@S: I know it's ignorant of me, but can you summarize your points on scummy varsoon for me?

-G

[Selkies]

ack. Orcinus got here first.

[DrippingGoofball]

DO/DGB have gone from null to scum.

You realize that Majiffy hates my guts.

[Majiffy]

Well that's 2/3 known players with experience playing with DGB calling her scum.

Orci come put the last nail in the coffin so we can lynch this little scumbutt.

p-edit: mother of god all those posts

[Majiffy]

Majiffy what's your revised list? Because my read on you is improving and I want to work something out with you

Rach and Icebox are firm town reads. I like your partner. DBK was being really ehhh prior to his replacing out, not sure if that's just bullheaded/blinders or if I read him wrong initially. Don't like Varsoon,

Really

don't like DBK. I can deal with Sven for now. Still nothing on Jen, would like some direct interaction to read that slot... Am I missing anyone?

Fery and I are both sitting on Varsoon and DGB lynch today, we're taking over which one we want first right now and if majiffy calls me lining up lynches I swear to god I will hurt you

Oh wow for once we can agree.

Also stop lining up lynches you scumbutt.

[DrippingGoofball]

Well, I'm town.

Whatever, I'll be mocking you and your terrible reads from the Dead QT.

I can't mock Icebox because she's scum, or Jennifer because I never had the pleasure of sparring with her. RachMarie is scum, not Majiffy. My bad.

Godspeed

Good luck town

[Selkies]

Hi goofball

Why exactly is icebox scummier than varsoon again

[Majiffy]

Well, I'm town.

Whatever, I'll be mocking you and your terrible reads from the Dead QT.

I can't mock Icebox because she's scum, or Jennifer because I never had the pleasure of sparring with her. RachMarie is scum, not Majiffy. My bad.

Godspeed

Good luck town

[RachMarie]

DGB you are aware that Icebox is a hydra of two males (Rememberance and Giuy in Freezer) Selkies also is a hydra (of Orc and fery).

[Icebox]

Hmm did I hammer?

[Icebox]

Were you scum Goofball? I want to know.

-Rem

[DrippingGoofball]

Hi goofball

Why exactly is icebox scummier than varsoon again

Icebox is just fluff and needling and going with the flow and sucking up. She's pushing my lynch juts for the sake of it, she can't wait for the night phase to talk with her scumpals.

Varsoon after a while, I started to think he had a certain kind of conviction that I think may be town after all. He was insisting that we vote of a certain player (I forget which) and what struck me about it is that it seemed to be somewhat against the grain, and not super-compatible with a scum agenda.

[DrippingGoofball]

Were you scum Goofball? I want to know.

-Rem

You already know I'm town because I'm not on your team.

[Selkies]

@S: I know it's ignorant of me, but can you summarize your points on scummy varsoon for me?

I think the easiest thing is to just post our chat log where we've been discussing exactly that.

Spoiler: and you think we post too much

orcinus: i feel like varsoon is just outright scummier than dgb
6:52 PM criticizing people for jennifer wagon? you voted do, you ass
6:55 PM fferyllt: GiF is asking for the reasons on varsoon being scum
6:57 PM orcinus: oh god that must be all is posts
okay hold up
first off, it's weird as hell that icebox has been calling varsoon will not lynch super town
6:58 PM when they don't even know the case on varsoon
like, what?
fferyllt: it's based on meta, though
orcinus: his terrible case on us 200 and his subsequent denial to answer all posts related to it (even when he did eventually retract his vote, he still didn't reply to it)
fferyllt: that he played so much like this in his first game
7:00 PM orcinus: I don't buy the "reaction tests". And he's never properly addressed that point—he dodged it in 353 second quote. He doesn't know what he's testing—and then he pretends like he does. He does something legitimately scummy and then admits that he doesn't know who would call him out for it—and then he calls us scum for doing so.
Every time we catch him doing scummy, he instantly reverts it to a "reaction test"
It makes no freaking sense
The VT softclaim I think was him trying to be smart and townslipping
7:01 PM Everything regarding the DO vote is weird—he unvotes us to jump on him (once agian fuck the "Reaction test" excuse), he goes back to DO vote…and then he jumps on dgb for going after the 'easy wagon' like what?
7:03 PM his 510 attempt to explain 200 boils down to "fell for the trap", which makes no fucking sense. YOU DO SOMETHING SCUMMY, YOU EXPECT TO BE CALLED OUT FOR IT. BY. TOWN.
the unvote on us is forced as all fuck
and goes to the easiest wagon of all history, rachmarie
7:05 PM something i just thought of that we need to look at—did any of varsoon's reads change because he wanted to join the townbloc? namely icebox and sven
oh yeah and him calling DO's "freak out" townish is hilarious
7:06 PM that's all i got
fferyllt: ok
want me to try to write this up for icebox?
7:07 PM orcinus: sure, i can't post substantially right now
fferyllt: in post 200 he had icebox as town and svenskt as scum
7:08 PM orcinus: what happened to sven
7:09 PM because sven was in his fo'sho town pile when he did a list after "joining" the town bloc
fferyllt:: post 408 he asks icebox about starting a wagon on svenskt
also asked why both are leaning town on us
7:10 PM from post 424
@Sven: I'd like to see how you respond under pressure, because, while I suspect you're scum, I'm also seeing you as more town after the last few exchanges. It'd also help other players generate some content.
next post he votes DO
orcinus: bullshit again, because sven was under pressure on exactly page 1
7:11 PM me: yep
I wish I could just post our chat.
7:12 PM orcinus: i think we can
acually

- f

[Icebox]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO.

[Icebox]

-_-

[Icebox]

Just fluff? Pretty sure we did more contribution than you and your predecessor combined.
As far as I can see, the only reason you call us scum is because rem's little whining.

-G

P-edit: rem sign your posts.

[Icebox]

Okay. Selkies is now dead. So grats Goofball.

-Rem

[Selkies]

Okay. Selkies is now dead. So grats Goofball.

-Rem

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[Icebox]

O god. Rem. I hope that doesn't happen.

[Majiffy]

Okay. Selkies is now dead. So grats Goofball.

-Rem

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