Micro 158: borkgame (Game Over)

[Selkies]

Policy lynching Sven because we will literally get nothing done with him around

[Svenskt Stål]

I do get them sexual fantasies moving thou.

[Selkies]

Yabbut we're p much the hold-up now along with varsoom not showing up to be grilled.

[RachMarie]

Why not policy lynch me instead so I dont have to keep reading this game

[Selkies]

Rach who do you think we should lynch?

- f

[Majiffy]

this game.

[RachMarie]

DGB is who I have my vote on... waiting for Varsson to come back and answer our question about games... I know Icebox gave something plausible on that, but so far Varsoon's personality does not seem the type to do that... So yeah not sure on Varsson

Think DGB and Jen are prob scum...

The whole thing with Sven still bugs me though I think it is a playstyle thing with him not an alignment thing.

[Majiffy]

Rach say DGB, that's the right answer.

p-edit: WE'VE GOT A WINNER

JUICE BY RACHMARIE JUICE BY RACHMARIE

GOOOOOO RACHMARIE

[RachMarie]

Gods I wish a certain game was over.... Then I could show why I think DO now DGB is more likely to be scum

BTW the whole I dare you thingy is null in her case she does stuffs like that in both alignments... She also is a WIFOM wiz...

[Svenskt Stål]

Majiffy, your progression on me and selkies is kinda wierd... where are we now?

[RachMarie]

Sven it is obvious you have not played with Jiffy before... Have you played with Thor before?

[Svenskt Stål]

No.

[RachMarie]

that explains a lot....

Ok you can be in the Town pile...

[Majiffy]

Majiffy, your progression on me and selkies is kinda wierd... where are we now?

Still think you're scummy but I'm willing to leave you be while we sort the scummier folk like DGB and Varsoon.

I like ff, don't like Orci. Leaves me confused about the slot.

[Selkies]

Sven I heard you like hammering

We've talked about the last few pages, I'm okay with a DGB lynch because of how townie everyone on her wagon seems

I still have reservations about Varsoon and we'll address that tomorrow

If DGB flips scum, Varsoon looks terrible because of that thing where DGB scumread Varsoon but not really lol

VOTE: DGB

[Svenskt Stål]

VOTE: VOTE DGB

[Selkies]

All right.

First off, we apologize to everyone if we played this role incorrectly. We had a back-and-forth about how to do this claim, and both fery and I decided that this is the best way.

We are claiming Paranoid Gun Owner. Town PRs, do not target us

.

The reason we decided not to claim at daystart was that we were afraid that because of how difficult our slot would be to read, we would be instant lynched and that would not at all be a good outcome for town. Knowing our scumhunting skills, we wanted to help town as much as we could, let you guys come to your unbiased decision on your reads on us, and then do this claim.

That being said, we had to claim before nightfall today because should there be a doctor (and there probably will be, because of how anti-town PGO is), we do not want to be protected. We are absolutely fine with taking down a scum (maybe the last, if DGB flips scum) on our way down. That would be a good use of our role.

We decided that twilight would be the best time to claim, because we really wanted today’s lynch not to have this PGO claim factored in, and if we did claim, day 1 would’ve been an absolute mess, wouldn’t have ended in another 30 pages, and in that noise about our role (and we know ourselves to be town), info about the real scum would have been lost.

We understand that we may be policy lynched sometime down the road—it may be Day 2, it may be at lylo, and PLing us at lylo may well lose us the game. That is understandable.

Do not quicklynch us tomorrow, because we want to give our final thoughts to a game both of us have spent a lot of time and effort into.

To those of you wondering—there is absolutely no scum motivation to this. If we were scum, we are sending the doctor off to protect someone other than us, which increases the likelihood of them protecting the night kill. If we were scum, we are pointlessly increasing suspicion on ourselves.

That’s our claim. Feel free to comment—this is twilight, after all.

[Svenskt Stål]

What the fucking fuck.

[Svenskt Stål]

Thats the scummiest post of the game.

[Svenskt Stål]

WHat does a paranoid gun owner do and who the fuck are you targetting.

[Svenskt Stål]

AND WHY ARE YOU CLAIMING

[Selkies]

Involuntarily shoot anyone who targets us at night, does not target.

I can sort of see why you find it scummy if you don't know what a PGO is

[Selkies]

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?tit ... _Gun_Owner

Because if a doctor targets us at night, we shoot it.

[Svenskt Stål]

wouldnt that work the other way arround?

[Majiffy]

PGO shoots anyone that visits it.

Also if DGB flips scum, Selk is confscum due to interaction with DO wagon earlier.