Mini 1433 - State Farm Mafia - Game over

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

And what would you have me do different?

Pretty much, everything.

You know, you're not the only one spending mental energy trying to figure things out. A short fakeclaim here, a gambit there, a reaction test, OK... but you've really wasted my time. I'm trying to figure things out, too, you're not playing alone, all the information I had was complete lies, plus I have to deal with your repetitive and unjustified "Zoid is scum," argue with you endlessly trying to reason with you while you're feeding me lie after lie after lie and I'm trying to make sense of complete rubbish and I head-desking and wanting to jump off a bridge for all the insanity and I can't figure out for the life of me why you're spinning one way one minute and in the opposite direction the next.

Now I really don't feel like wasting my energy on more bullshit claims, I say this and still know you're town, but it's past the point of being funny.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Also I might by HD as scum over Zoid

Based on what cockamanie idea, now?

[AngryPidgeon]

Ok, fine. I thought I was operating with a functional mason group with a factional protect so yes I was going over the top to protect that and try and sponge scum NKs)

If you are scum, fuck you. And Im still not 100% convinced.

But your appeal reads genuine right now.

Ugh. I want absta to check in.

Im trying to dechiper ppl's reaction to the absta push. First off *I* realized that absta is no cop much like Hiraki did and IFM should have known the same. So I think IFM is scum. I want everyone to check in and post about their reactions to claimocalypse.

Shit, the bacde push just feels bad and opportunistic knowing what I do, but I can also see it from you/HD perspective.

[AngryPidgeon]

Also I would not be shocked if IFM is actually a mafia doctor and there is also a town one.

[AngryPidgeon]

Whatever, I'm certain the scumteam is in this:

{absta/IFM} and {zoid/hd/bbm}

[AngryPidgeon]

Or Bacde. Fuck me. It could very well and probably is Bacde.

[AngryPidgeon]

I just dont like that IFM was like "But wait, lets lynch Bacde first"

[AngryPidgeon]

Ya its IFM/Bacde. I'm going to go take some laps around the block or something.

[IFM]

Honestly with the way you were acting I didn't even know that your nurse claim was the real one. You also claimed JOAT here and never clarified in the QT that you were infact telling the truth about the nurse claim. As a result I didn't think it was that weird that we could have a cop and he was right about the d2 lynch. I'm sorry for not knowing which gambit was actually the real one and for not knowing that it would be absolutely impossible to have a JOAT/nurse, doctor, and cop in one game, but with all the crazy shit you have been doing and all the wild claims you have been throwing around every which way I didn't know which to believe. I just knew that you were town since you obviously didn't kill me after my claim.

BTW anyone feel like saying why that setup is absolutely impossible at this moment? Couldn't scum just have a few power roles to balance it out?

And notice I wanted absta to post before we actually did the lynch because I felt it was important to get him to respond, but obviously I get called scum for that too, so really not sure what you guys want me to do.

[pirate mollie]

UNVOTE: the doczoid hydra

[absta101]

What the motherfucking shit are you guys doing!

KILL BACDE!

[BBmolla]

Yo you arent confirmed town anymore how do you feel

[Jake from State Farm]

Vote Count 3.04

BBMolla -
Hiraki -
Human Destroyer - SafetyDance (L-5)
Doctor Zoidberg MD -

Bacde - absta101, Dr. Z, Human Destroyer, IFM (L-2)

absta101 -
SafetyDance -
pirate mollie - Hiraki (L-5)
AngryPidgeon -
IFM - BBMolla (L-5)

Not Voting - pirate mollie, Bacde & AngryPidgeon

With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch

Deadline is in (expired on 2013-05-06 18:55:00)

[Human Destroyer]

@Mod:

Your L-X's are incorrect.

also HEY GUYS

CAN WE STOP FAKECLAIMING AND DECIDE WHAT WE'RE FUCKING DOING

THANKS

[Hiraki]

Who the fuck claims a PR, unprompted, without claiming results? Bogus claim is bogus.

OR
OR

OR

because my results just kind of clear revenus/HD at this point for not shooting last night

and bacde for not shooting two nights ago

basically

my results are worth absolute shit

but absta requires death

Unvote, Vote: Absta

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

What the motherfucking shit are you guys doing!

KILL BACDE!

Dont' ask me

No one seems to know how to play this game anymore

Some guy sticks his neck out, not even near LYLO, with a cop-claim and a guilty

And people just derp and derp about trying to think really hard about the seven layers of meaning in their multi-dimensional web of fakeclaims.

"Oh I wonder, who could be scum? Let's mass-claim!"

Then people mass claim.

"Oh, the cop isn't confirmed by the derpy quicksands of fakeclaims, what are we gonna do now?"

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

but absta requires death

Unvote, Vote: Absta

And don't get me started on this.

I'm not signing up for more games and I'm retiring.

-DGB

[absta101]

Yo you arent confirmed town anymore how do you feel

At first, rofl, then I realised this situation is completely crazy now. I wouldn't be surprised if I get lynched and we lose.

As for your other question. I've fakeclaimed once before which nearly lost us the game (like AP here) but also made us win. It was a newbie game.

[absta101]

Also, "if Bacde flips town" i'll self vote and die np.

Now lynch him.

[absta101]

@Pirate - Vote Bacde. Don't be like the losers.

[SafetyDance]

I have 18 pages to read, iso'ing led to head explosion and I don't know what the fuck happened/is happening. Today is busy so it's not happening (full catchup) till tonight at the earliest but maybe Friday night.

Unvote

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Unvote

Welcome to the Theater of the Absurd.

-DGB

[Bacde]

Yo you arent confirmed town anymore how do you feel

At first, rofl, then I realised this situation is completely crazy now. I wouldn't be surprised if I get lynched and we lose.

As for your other question. I've fakeclaimed once before which nearly lost us the game (like AP here) but also made us win. It was a newbie game.

fuck you absta

seriously

By the way, you just confirmed that you are indeed not a cop

do you really not see that this shit is the exact same as this: http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24395 where you tunneled me all game

so fuck you for making me have to make the most convoluted argument of my life

and fuck you for actually making me

feel

like scum

The worst part is, I had to AtE just to survive and the only reason it worked is because

I'm actually fucking town

anyway, I know this post is directed at you but

Vote: DR Z

[AngryPidgeon]

Ok so here is my thing.

Claims:
AP - Nurse Neighbor
IFM - Doctor Neighbor
Hiraki - Tracker

RM - VT
Bacde - VT
Zoid - VT

SD?
absta?
HD?
Mollie?
BBmolla?

Zd - Maf Goon
Lurker - SK

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I really don't know what to make of all the crap flying around in this thread. I'm fairly certain scum is somewhere in {absta/Zoid} {Ifm/Zoid} {Ifm/Bacde}. I think Hiraki, Mollie, HD, SD, BBm are probably town.

Absta did not react the way I thought he did. If no one else is claiming a PR, then the town power as doc/nurse/tracker makes sense and absta is probably scum? At this point, everyone is going to come clean because we are halfway through claiming and we havent gotten to the part that makes it useful yet (knowing enough to figure out who is town based on claims).

I think Im still leaning IFM/{bacde/Zoid}

[AngryPidgeon]

Zoid has clear motivation for what they have been doing as scum and I get the distinct impression that they have been lying all game and just blatantly chucking out AtE recently. From someone who is admitted to being a superstar user of AtE when scum and proud of it, so Im fairly suspicious of them because all their actions look pro scum knowing what I do. And all their fake shit about 'omg you ruined my game'. If you are town: Man the fuck up and play the game. If you are scum: die. Cool.

Lets finish what we started.