Gears of War Mafia - ( Game Over! )

[DrippingGoofball]

I wanna see it

Convince Nero.

Oh I see we're mass-claiming.

I'm vanilla.

Next

[Bacde]

oh ok

I'm a town-aligned double-voter

and

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

WE WERENT MASSCLAIMING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

LYNCH DGB PLEASE I CANT BELIEVE SHE MADE MAJIFFY LEAVE

[DrippingGoofball]

LYNCH DGB

That's an excellent plan, please grant me both your votes.

[Angelious Nero]

Bcade, why shouldn't we be killing Mac?

[Viomi]

DGB > Majiffy

[Rubicon]

If you mean in general, probably.

[Rubicon]

I'm a third of the way through the thread.

[Viomi]

Yes, in general. I dislike how Majiffy doesn't do shit in any of his games, he just says "I'm Majiffy. This person is scum."
and his hundreds of followers are just like OH YES MAJIFFY <3_<3 SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP

At least DGB does shit. Not this game yet, but he usually does, anyways.

[Colonel Guile]

Yes, in general. I dislike how Majiffy doesn't do shit in any of his games, he just says "I'm Majiffy. This person is scum."
and his hundreds of followers are just like OH YES MAJIFFY <3_<3 SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP

At least DGB does shit. Not this game yet, but he usually does, anyways.

There is literally nothing wrong with that play style...

That's exactly what I used to do, isn't it?

[Colonel Guile]

Also, here's some thoughts:

I'm fine with letting Majiffy's replacement catch up. If this wagon dies though, it will be nearly impossible to get it going again. I also have a decently strong scum read on that slot without the whole DGB related shitstorm. That was scummy too but that was just icing on a huge gut cake that I have spent weeks baking. So that slot is ripe to lynch.

Also, hey, who was it that said Knight of Cydonia is scum? Because I just spent quite a while reading this thread, and before that I just played Gears of War 3 for like three hours, to pump myself up to find scum in this game. And Knight of Cydonia looks like he's it. I'm ready, ready, oh so ready. Let's do this baby. Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Vote: Knight of Cydonia

Obligatory "I'm UberNinja. Sheep me. You will win."

[Knight of Cydonia]

Oh no. The guy who has lurked through this entire game doing nothing has pulled a scumread out of his ass on me. I am so utterly terrified of this non-existent case. Help. Help.

"I'm UberNinja. Sheep me. You will win."

10/10 would nearly piss myself laughing at again.

[Colonel Guile]

"Hi, my name is KoC...
I don't know how to respond to pressure when I'm scum, so I joke around and try to laugh it off in an extremely exaggerated manner.

Also, instead of saying 'You're wrong, and here's why', instead I choose to try to point out something anti-town my attacker has done. I think that helps.

Overall, I just hope nobody takes UberNinja seriously, because that would really really suck for my mafia team.

Shit. I think that post I just made is way overdone. I hope nobody notices how much I exaggerated in order to make UberNinja look bad. Shit. Shit shit shit shit. I am totally gonna fry for that post. FUCK, why didn't I wait more than 5 minutes before snarkily replying? D:

FUCK."

[Colonel Guile]

Or, in a more traditional manner:

Oh no. The guy who has lurked through this entire game doing nothing has pulled a scumread out of his ass on me.

> Omg, somebody's attacking me, I better attack him back immediately and bring his reliability into question so as to discourage people from suspecting me before UberNinja even has a chance to explain things.

I am so utterly terrified of this non-existent case. Help. Help.

> I'm not quite sure that he has anything solid on me, so I'm going to try to make the legalistic players go to bat for me, because UberNinja hasn't presented a case yet.

10/10 would nearly piss myself laughing at again.

This is simply a level of exagerration to a degree that is uncommon for KoC even at his snarkiest.

[Colonel Guile]

*exaggeration

[Viomi]

Obligatory "I'm UberNinja. Sheep me. You will win."

Yeah I remember playing my first time with UberNinja when he was really good and made people want to sheep him BECAUSE of how good he is. Kinda sad to see the whole followers starting up and him losing his ability because of it...

[Knight of Cydonia]

Or, in a more traditional manner:

Oh no. The guy who has lurked through this entire game doing nothing has pulled a scumread out of his ass on me.

> Omg, somebody's attacking me, I better attack him back immediately and bring his reliability into question so as to discourage people from suspecting me before UberNinja even has a chance to explain things.

"please stop mentioning the fact that I've broken 4 days of near-silence and zero contribution to suddenly attempt to start up a wagon on someone else while simultaneously affirming my commitment to the wagon everyone else - including the guy I'm about to attack - is on"

I am so utterly terrified of this non-existent case. Help. Help.

> I'm not quite sure that he has anything solid on me, so I'm going to try to make the legalistic players go to bat for me, because UberNinja hasn't presented a case yet.

Oh boy, is this gonna be the Slandaar "hurr stop saying I need a case for you to be scum" argument again, 'cause we all know how he flipped right

10/10 would nearly piss myself laughing at again.

This is simply a level of exagerration to a degree that is uncommon for KoC even at his snarkiest.

But seriously now:

I'm fine with letting Majiffy's replacement catch up. If this wagon dies though, it will be nearly impossible to get it going again. I also have a decently strong scum read on that slot without the whole DGB related shitstorm. That was scummy too but that was just icing on a huge gut cake that I have spent weeks baking. So that slot is ripe to lynch.

"i'm fine with this wagon that I think is scum, but I'm going to try and start up another, completely unrelated wagon, just 'cause".
Sounds like someone wants to be seen to be bussing Rubicon just in case his lynch does go through (it totally should) while starting up a backup wagon in case his new buddy wriggles out.

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh no. The guy who has lurked through this entire game doing nothing has pulled a scumread out of his ass on me. I am so utterly terrified of this non-existent case. Help. Help.

Oh great, Majiffy/Rubicon's buddy has just confessed scum.

Do you guys want to continue to ignore this and pursue an old-fashioned mislynch?

Either way I'm on board.

[qwints]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Knight of Cydonia

Viomi's reaction makes me like this wagon even more.

[Knight of Cydonia]

Oh no. The guy who has lurked through this entire game doing nothing has pulled a scumread out of his ass on me. I am so utterly terrified of this non-existent case. Help. Help.

Oh great, Majiffy/Rubicon's buddy has just confessed scum.

Do you guys want to continue to ignore this and pursue an old-fashioned mislynch?

Either way I'm on board.

Tell me DGB, when did you turn into the sort of awful player who just points fingers randomly and hopes they're right?
Just wondering.

[Angelious Nero]

Would you turds stop derailing the obvious Macscum lynch?

[Angelious Nero]

Yes, in general. I dislike how Majiffy doesn't do shit in any of his games, he just says "I'm Majiffy. This person is scum."
and his hundreds of followers are just like OH YES MAJIFFY <3_<3 SHEEP SHEEP SHEEP

you deserve a scummie for this post.

[Angelious Nero]

+UberGuile is accusing KOC of trying to wave of suspicion by claiming no case but Mac is doing the same shit. I could see a Mac/Guile team.

MOAR MAC VOTES

[Bacde]

I could also see a Mac/Guile team tbh

[Bacde]

I'm fine with letting Majiffy's replacement catch up. If this wagon dies though, it will be nearly impossible to get it going again. I also have a decently strong scum read on that slot without the whole DGB related shitstorm. That was scummy too but that was just icing on a huge gut cake that I have spent weeks baking. So that slot is ripe to lynch.

"i'm fine with this wagon that I think is scum, but I'm going to try and start up another, completely unrelated wagon, just 'cause".
Sounds like someone wants to be seen to be bussing Rubicon just in case his lynch does go through (it totally should) while starting up a backup wagon in case his new buddy wriggles out.

Its like, I really wanted KoC to be scum here

but this is a really good point

[Angelious Nero]

I could also see a Mac/Guile team tbh

since I agree that mac is townish

So what made you change from townish to scummy?