Micro 177: Goonies Mafia - GAME OVER

[Jake from State Farm]

deadline extended til Friday

[Shadi1337]

@Mod: Deadline in two days? can we get an extension so replacements can catch up?

I wouldn't mind

[Jake from State Farm]

^ See above

[Shadi1337]

Wops, my bad. Ty

[RachMarie]

wow....

Hello kuribo lol

um yeah ok Where did everyone go while I was not on the computer???

Besides Fu that is...

[FuDuzn]

Kuribo, reads from you would be nice as well. You can even continue to be batshit insane while giving them, I don't want to disrupt your game in any manner.

You and Shadi are my top scum reads while Torc, Yates, and AP(Torc being the strongest of the three) are my top townreads. Everyone is somewhere in the middle.

[kuribo]

Kuribo, reads from you would be nice as well.

It would, which is why I said SIT ON YOUR FUCKING THUMBS UNTIL I READ THE GAME.

[FuDuzn]

Kuribo, reads from you would be nice as well.

It would, which is why I said SIT ON YOUR FUCKING THUMBS UNTIL I READ THE GAME.

Which is why I asked politely, take your time.

[kuribo]

You don't need to ask me for reads, like I'm some half-ass village idiot

when I have an opinion, you can bet your vagina I'll tell you exactly what it is

[Shadi1337]

You don't need to ask me for reads, like I'm some half-ass village idiot

when I have an opinion, you can bet your vagina I'll tell you exactly what it is

I want to know your reads as well, if you don't start saying your opinion about players soon enough you are seen as a lurker. Lurking helps scum, when lynched/killed we get less info from flips so gogo when ya can.

[kuribo]

ahahahahahahahah



ahahahahahah



me?

a lurker?


I'll just toss you into the fuck you pile

[kuribo]

I'VE BEEN IN THIS FUCKING GAME FOR LESS THAN NINE HOURS

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?

[kuribo]

Lurking helps scum, when lynched/killed we get less info from flips so gogo when ya can.

and fuck you, you condescending prick, who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

I didn't just roll out of the newbie queue yesterday, dumbass

[RachMarie]

ehh

Kuribo is not a lurker... His alignment is yet to be determined.

[kuribo]

a lurker


I been called alot of things in six years on this site


but never a fucking lurker

[kuribo]

i actually seriously want to eat his fucking face for that remark

[kuribo]

hey shadi, you cheeky little newb, since you want my reads, what about yours? I assume you've actually read the game? So you should have no problem posting yours, right?


TIT FOR TAT, QUID PRO QUO CLARICE

[RachMarie]

Meanwhile once you catch up looking forward to your reads. Will really help clarify your slot.

[kuribo]

Meanwhile once you catch up looking forward to your reads. Will really help clarify your slot.

what's really fucked up is that I just now realized this was a micro and not a mini

[Shadi1337]

Hey, Kuribo. Let's calm it down a bit. I meant in general, I know you've been here for 9 hours.

What's with the attitude, anyway? It's a game so stop being an internet warrior.

I think you missed "soon enough" and "when ya can". It was general advice, if you keep dodging reads you will be a suspect. Also I gave my reads earlier on, ISO me or something.

[Shadi1337]

Or well, dno if exactly 9 hours but at least not for long.

[FuDuzn]

hey shadi, you cheeky little newb, since you want my reads, what about yours? I assume you've actually read the game? So you should have no problem posting yours, right?


TIT FOR TAT, QUID PRO QUO CLARICE

Kuribo is my new favorite player.

He had me at hello.

Also, in case you were wondering K-Bo, 469 is a big reason why I don't like Shadi for town.

[FuDuzn]

Was only supposed to quote the silence of the lambs reference, not the whole post....heh.

[Shadi1337]

hey shadi, you cheeky little newb, since you want my reads, what about yours? I assume you've actually read the game? So you should have no problem posting yours, right?


TIT FOR TAT, QUID PRO QUO CLARICE

Kuribo is my new favorite player.

He had me at hello.

Also, in case you were wondering K-Bo, 469 is a big reason why I don't like Shadi for town.

What within the post? Saying lurkers are bad for town? I want reads so we can get as much information as possible.

[kuribo]

Unvote, Vote: Torc

- Scum who doesn't know to do.

this vote is so bad, i'm glad to see you haven't improved any over the years

Orc, let me explain.

That's just the way she rolls. If she's Mafia, she's doing a good job of it. If she's Town, she's just preventing the Mafia from getting any info on her role.

You have a townie (and a day/night phase) to lose in the process.

Other games have absolutely no influence on this game.

I smell scum...

This is horrible reasoning. I don't like policy lynches, but they're not just pushed by scum. (for example if Empking ever gets to L-1, I will hammer him at any personal expense and then mock him in the dead QT)

However dont be too sure he is town there I am always suspicious when someone jumps to my defense ever since my first game on site when Meta did it and it helped him and LS win the game.

i just realized I don't think we've ever played together. i keep wanting to analyze this comment for meta regarding self-tells, but I'm drawing a blank.

I wish to be read as an experienced player,

TOUGH SHIT YOU NEWBIE BITCH

WANT ME TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DIAPER? DO YOU WANT YOUR BINKY AND YOUR BA-BA

And to disprove that we're scum together with Rach I will now tunnel her as it seems like she often escapes cheaply by whatever the guy's name with meta experience on her was called.

In reality the vote is very randomly put, but I'm quite blank at this point and most reads are null/neutral and tilt not to left nor right.

So yeah, let's see how Marie handles pressure.

You don't disprove shit. People bus all the time. When I'm scum, I bus so hard that I powerfuck my entire team so that I'm last scum standing.


Also, you didn't really pressure her because YOU FUCKING TOLD HER IT WAS FOR PRESSURE AND WHEN YOU DO THAT, YOU REMOVE THE PRESSURE

WAY TO FUCK UP

Yes, but in case people jump on RM I won't change my vote. Also would I really try to start an actual wagon on her? Granted, my leads/reasons are not strong enough for that so I can see where what I'm saying is fishy.

I don't like this post. "Oh, I can see why it's scummy." Yeah, because it is.

Why do you fucking care if people jump on her or not? Why would that influence your vote. In three hundred words or less.

wait what?

You are voting for me, you say if peeps jump on me you wont change your vote, then you ask would you really try to state a wagon on me

that is beyond fishy dude.... and definitely not pro town. Town should always push for lynching scum over well yeah no matter what I am leaving my vote on so and so even if it means so and so gets lynched but I am not starting a wagon nope nope nope



VOTE: Shadi

I agree with this post

I'm saying that I'm not making an attempt to wagon on you, but if a wagon was to happen I wouldn't jump off from it.

THIS IS THE MOST FENCE-SITTIEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER SEEN

Hope it was enough proof that I'm not a newbie, so if you have a scum read on me go for it.

"too cool for school" tell


Finished
Page 6, Yates is lurking like a motherfucker.