Mini 1478 ~ Mafia Xenologue (Game Over!)

[ProHawk]

Well, I guess its good that Nacho is trying? But no surprise that it gets posted considering that Morph and Jabberwocky are both scum.

Hey Nacho, why don't you try something radical and see how MTC responds to that?

[ProHawk]

Guess you didn't think of that tho cause you are blind town reading them... is there a word for town-tunneling?

[morph the cat]

this is a love note from nacho.

hey prohawk

I've never misread ffery in my entire life. no there isn't a with for town tunneling. but there is such a thing as being so wrong you make townies want to lynch you. also he is going to give you a postgame and you will know what he means when he makes it.

phonepost. plz overlook spelling.

[Purpkin]

Morph and Jabberwocky are both town

I've been thinking about this alot lately

Tierce: what are the odds of there being two Role-blockers in a Vi game?

[morph the cat]

Part two aka "fuck ordered thoughts i'm just gonna barf up things so post 'em"

~Empire's entrance post is town as fuck because he HATES HATES HATES lurksack accusations (he does it as scum so hearing it said about him when he's town gets under his skin)

~Daemon's interactions with Natirasha are weird in the kinda scummy sort of way, but the reads list looks a bit better than newbscum so he's a bit unsure on that

~LLD's reaction test shit with Empire is amazingly faked if she's scum, meaning she gets to be town in occam land.

~Daemon's waffle in 124 sucks balls

~LLD in 125 is a town trap of the highest caliber

~DTM's shit waffle on Natirasha being new town or scum is shit by itself, and it's a fucking useless first post as far as reading him goes.

~Tierce's reactions to LLD's testing is paranoid town as fuck. Her noting that cabd would bus Tip but not mislynch him rings true, it's not worth it to cabdscum.

~Nacho laughed his ass off upon re-reading LLD trolling tierce after tierce gets paranoid and points to it as T on T action. Shows she's not worried about being scumread by jabbers.

~DTM pussyfooting the tip lynch, upon reread, is setting up MAJOR alarm bells for nacho. He honestly doesn't think that DTM's request for meta to contradict cabd's meta is something coming from town.

~Post 184 is town and so town that nacho says you read it until it burns into your brain. He is firing imaginary vig bullets at anyone who would dare scumread LLD after that.

~Mara's "fuck i lynched town tippy" is town as fuck while we're at it. Andy letting tip die in a burning flame points to andytown too.

~He notes that the tip mislynch was super great because it gave us so many great town reads. He mentions to never lynch Purpkin, Morph, Jabbers, Andy and we win the game.

~The back and forth between LLD and Andy was town-town interactions. Period

~Jabberwock's 225 is really good and so super duper town.

~Saki's reaction to discrediting tippy's reads is scummy as fuck

[ProHawk]

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Why morph the cat is town:
~Cabd’s push on tippy is something that is not scum motivated, and something that Cabd wouldn’t do as scum because it makes his cred go die in a shithole that’s on fire. It fucks everything up for this hypothetical cabdscum for no good reason.
~The notion that Purpkin was also scumreading TIP shows he didn’t just pull it out of his ass, either.
~Nacho notes that the above arguments should be fucking unnecessary already, though.

Do you have experience with Ffery? She was a lot more engaged the last time I saw her as town. How about you take that angle, or rather rationalize that away.

How in the world is an easy mis-lynch not scum motivated?

- How about you explain how what just happened will screw up Cabd for life when he flips scum this game?

When did I ever say Morph was making the stuff up about TIP? This notion of - If I am scum-reading someone and My buddy over here is also scum-reading someone, then they are ABSOLUTELY SCUM. KILL IT WITH FIRE. BS is just that. BS. It is a scummy way of confirming your position while distributing the weight of the mis-lynch off of your shoulders. Ever hear of an easy lynch? Yeah. It was just exactly freaking that.

Unnecessary? Town-Tunneler

Your reads are all meta based, and they are easy to side-step. All you are doing is relying on your "buddy-buddy" with people you have played with and know. It's no wonder your scum read is on me of whom you have literally zero experience with.

[ProHawk]

~He notes that the tip mislynch was super great because it gave us so many great town reads. He mentions to never lynch Purpkin, Morph, Jabbers, Andy and we win the game.

This game would have been better off if you would have just stayed dead.

[morph the cat]

Part three: Aka "nacho's other random thoughts before the next wall"

~Nacho wants to know what the actual fuck post 340 is, he says it fucking reeks

~Upon re-read, the saki-DTM interactions are weird because DTM claims shenanigans and saki's response is to..... be totally calm and ask "why keep it secret"

~Saki's lack of "WTF do you have on me" smells like scum trying to mitigate losses.

[ProHawk]

He mentions to never lynch Purpkin, Morph, Jabbers, Andy and we win the game.

And you people wonder why MorphtheCat has absolutely no qualms about posting for them.

[morph the cat]

Prohawk, nacho's love, you need to know this:

Nacho has over 10 games with ffery and he has not once read her incorrectly, or even anything close to like it. He has nailed her scumfuck ass to the wall several times. In popcorn mafia, he got her shot. In xenobvlade, he and mollie lynched the everliving fuck out of her day one. Every other game, he has known she's town by page 5 at the latest. If there's anyone in the world he knows he can read, it's ffery.

[ProHawk]

Ever think thats maybe why you died the first night?

[morph the cat]

Part four:

~Saki's vote on DTM is super fucking late, scumvote is scumvote

~383 is town as fuck ffery. It's a softclaim for not-doc and not somehting ffery ever would do or say as scum.

~387 is also super town. Nacho caught tierce-scum in stack the deck and he notes that scumtierce would never dance with nacho like this.

~Nacho tells you to go back and re-read post 407 because he explained town-morph in his own fucking words

~431 is town as fuck Empire too. Empire sucks so much as scum that it's literally known to be impossible for empire to talk like a cheeky shit as scum.

[ProHawk]

And that last post by morph was extremely confusing. If that was Cabd, this topic was discussed previously which is how he knows this. If it was ffery, the use of third person was odd, likewise with the use of third person from Nacho. Could have been the other dude in the hydra whose name escapes me, but he uses so much profanity, I am guessing not.

If it was indeed Cabd, the liklihood that the topic was brought up to decide who to kill N1 is EXTREMELY LIKELY. Kill that scum.

P-EDIT: Second to Last Post.

[Purpkin]

~He notes that the tip mislynch was super great because it gave us so many great town reads. He mentions to never lynch Purpkin, Morph, Jabbers, Andy and we win the game.

This game would have been better off if you would have just stayed dead.

why?

[ProHawk]

Because he is putting people into a NEVER LYNCH pile. You think that entire pile is free of scums? My reads say no, and if people give him any credence, then he is just contributing to losing this game.

[morph the cat]

To hawk pt3:

Nacho's memory are a tidbit hazy but he doesn't seem to recall discrediting you besides the fact that nacho's sakura hana read was wrong. Because last time he checked he had literally NOTHING to do with the tippy lynch and he correctly called nati town, so unless you have some reasons that aren't full of shit for either morph or jabber scum you can go to sleep forever now kthnx

He did die the first night, and he's still alive (sorta) and still fucking 120% fine with two people that he CHOSE to trust to relay his messages and STILL has a townread on us from our talks with him in our QT. This should be telling you something.

PS: but nooooooo somehow ffery/cabd went from being too terrified of letting us live to being able to fool us in the glory of a private QT hell fucking no

[morph the cat]

Part i forget anymore but it's a nacho part

~437 is classic LLD town at its finest. Talking and or bragging to empire about how town she is. Nacho says he's tired of explaining this and Empire ought to pull his weight.

~441 by andy is such a fucking towntell. "I'm sorry for not sharing my world with you" is him crumbing his neighborize of jabberwock instead of oil tycoons and THIS SCREAMS TOWN DONT YOU FUCKING LYNCH HIM etc.

~He wants me to mention post 441 twice to drill it into your fucking skulls, folks. He said to use kurbio style posting if necessary, but i don't think that will be needed.

~Hawk's 462 misses the borktown ffery post showing that we read purpkin pretty much out the gate, but that could be chalked up to lack of knowledge in which head was in which hydra.

~Hawk mentioning discrediting while hawk is doing his damndest to discredit nacho makes him and 470 is fucking terrible too, as jabbers noted.

~Post 497 by demon sucks balls too because daemon really didn't do much of anything after it

[morph the cat]

And that last post by morph was extremely confusing. If that was Cabd, this topic was discussed previously which is how he knows this. If it was ffery, the use of third person was odd, likewise with the use of third person from Nacho. Could have been the other dude in the hydra whose name escapes me, but he uses so much profanity, I am guessing not.

If it was indeed Cabd, the liklihood that the topic was brought up to decide who to kill N1 is EXTREMELY LIKELY. Kill that scum.

P-EDIT: Second to Last Post.

You'll have to forgive us for tone mismatches since we're having to paraphrase nacho's miles a minute posting. Vi does not allow me to merely copy and paste. I've begged.

[morph the cat]

~567 is suck and really should have died instead of sakura, nacho apologizes greatly to both wonder critters for it.

~601 is pretty town upon second read; it reads legit and not an interaction scum would take with their partner, he thinks.

[ProHawk]

unless you have some reasons that aren't full of shit for either morph or jabber scum you can go to sleep forever now kthnx

I could claim a freaking seer-guilty on MorphTheCat and you wouldn't believe me, you are so cute Nacho. You wouldn't recognize reasons that aren't full of crap if they hit you across the face.

If I am right and MTC is scum, I get to laugh you into the ground, 2x if MTC and Jabberwock end up scum together. If I am wrong, and MTC is town, I still get the satisfaction of knowing you can't read jack short of being buddies with someone and even then I think you are weak.

PS: You were slated to die N1. Your dumb real-town read on MTC came from D2. USE YOUR FREAKING HEAD!!

[ProHawk]

For the record, it wasn't a tone mis-match. Who wrote that post?

[morph the cat]

unless you have some reasons that aren't full of shit for either morph or jabber scum you can go to sleep forever now kthnx

I could claim a freaking seer-guilty on MorphTheCat and you wouldn't believe me, you are so cute Nacho. You wouldn't recognize reasons that aren't full of crap if they hit you across the face.

If I am right and MTC is scum, I get to laugh you into the ground, 2x if MTC and Jabberwock end up scum together. If I am wrong, and MTC is town, I still get the satisfaction of knowing you can't read jack short of being buddies with someone and even then I think you are weak.

PS: You were slated to die N1. Your dumb real-town read on MTC came from D2. USE YOUR FREAKING HEAD!!

Please actually re-iterate your reasons against morph the cat please, instead of discrediting me again, he says.

[morph the cat]

For the record, it wasn't a tone mis-match. Who wrote that post?

Quote which one you're asking about.

[morph the cat]

Also syr dropped in to say that upon re-read, daemon out, DTM in:

So.... {Hawk, Saki, DTM} (Daemon)

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Part i forget anymore but it's a nacho part

~437 is classic LLD town at its finest. Talking and or bragging to empire about how town she is. Nacho says he's tired of explaining this and Empire ought to pull his weight.

~441 by andy is such a fucking towntell. "I'm sorry for not sharing my world with you" is him crumbing his neighborize of jabberwock instead of oil tycoons and THIS SCREAMS TOWN DONT YOU FUCKING LYNCH HIM etc.

~He wants me to mention post 441 twice to drill it into your fucking skulls, folks. He said to use kurbio style posting if necessary, but i don't think that will be needed.

~Hawk's 462 misses the borktown ffery post showing that we read purpkin pretty much out the gate, but that could be chalked up to lack of knowledge in which head was in which hydra.

~Hawk mentioning discrediting while hawk is doing his damndest to discredit nacho makes him and 470 is fucking terrible too, as jabbers noted.

~Post 497 by demon sucks balls too because daemon really didn't do much of anything after it

437 isn't saying anything close to that?